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05-03-2009, 09:05 PM | #1 |
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How old were you when you first saw a porn film?
I can't remember when I saw my first one, I think I was like 8. In Arizona we have this station on channel 8 that is a public broadcast deal for Arizona State University. There was a show about a couple and they were having sex. I think it showed a tit(can't remember) and them auctually screwing, but the camara was just showing their shoulders up. I knew how babies were born at the time, but not in detail. I was thinking when he was going up and down on her, damn they want to have alot of kids. I was thinking everytime he went in and out, that was for one baby. Yea I know, I was 6 - 8 years old. I didn't know shit about sex. I thought girls were gross at that age
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05-03-2009, 11:15 PM | #2 |
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I thought you just stick it in and wait and the sperm swim out of the penis. Then 9 months later, she gives birth on the toilet.
Anyway, pr0n...I don't know. When I was 12 I convinced the sysop of a local porn BBS that I was of age, and I downloaded as much as I could at 2400bps. That included a few videos, such as they were back then. They were .gl format IIRC. I don't know if those were my first or if there was something before that. I did record everything racy that I could find on cable, and tried to watch the scrambled channels, occasionally seeing a tit or whatever. The first ones I really remember from that time were one of a chick masturbating with a banana, and this other one. It had a few seconds of a woman masturbating and was captioned "Ladies - don't tickle your taco"; then a few seconds of a guy jerking and was captioned "Men - don't beat your meat"; then a few seconds of some sort of funny devil character and a caption that said something like "or else the devil inside will come out!!". Then when I was like 15 an older friend showed me and gave me copies of a couple real pornos. Awesome. One was "Secrets": http://adultdvdreviews.com/dsp_viewr...ventoryID=1199 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_...r)#Filmography That one is a classy artsy (but not snooty) masterpiece, but not softcore. There's a great anal scene and a strangely erotic scene where Ashlyn Gere slowly pulls a diamond bracelet out of her pussy. I don't remember the name of the other one, but it was far less classy, far less artsy, and had a DP scene. My porn-giving friend eventually got into the porn business and moved to LA. Many years later my girlfriend (now wife) found those tapes and got pissed that I had them, so we destroyed them; then like a month later she wanted to go out and buy some porn together.
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05-03-2009, 11:55 PM | #3 | |
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Your wife likes porn, you lucky bastard you!
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05-04-2009, 03:05 AM | #4 |
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i think i was like 11 or 12
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05-04-2009, 03:57 AM | #5 |
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I dont know i just thank god for titties.
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05-04-2009, 04:13 AM | #6 |
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I was 8 when I found my dad's Debbie Does Dallas porn tape.
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05-04-2009, 07:33 AM | #7 |
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I still haven't watched those yet and you did it at the ripe old age of 8
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05-04-2009, 02:40 PM | #8 |
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Ah hahahah, when we bought our house, we had to get some friends/relatives to help move furniture. I have a cousin who is kinda like GMFS's Crunk, and sure enough, he found our Debbie Does Dallas DVD. It's actually some new thing based on the original, I think it's supposed to be a sequel.
Anyone here seen Caligula (lame)? Deep Throat (wonderfully cheesy)? What classics have you guys seen?
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06-08-2009, 09:04 PM | #9 |
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