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05-29-2009, 09:11 PM | #1 |
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dont you hate when
your standing up peeing in front of a urinal and someone gets on the next urinal and pees. personally I hate when this happens as i feel uncomfortable. I usually stand and pee when im sure no one will get next to me. now I know to go into a stall.
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05-29-2009, 09:21 PM | #2 |
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Yes, goddamn it! First guy in to the room takes an end urinal. Next guy takes the other end. If more guys show up, they should go as evenly spaced as possible to always have a buffer zone.
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05-29-2009, 09:27 PM | #3 |
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yea thats how its supposed to go, to bad we only have 2 urinals and 3 stalls, you would think these office guys know the role of things, but they still get next to you and pee
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05-29-2009, 09:57 PM | #4 |
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Yea thats one of the cardinal man rules, you shouldn't be able to touch elbows with the next guy over.
On another note don't you hate when your dick drops in the bowl and a few days later you notice its all swollen and diseased. |
05-29-2009, 10:17 PM | #5 |
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that happened once, never again. Now i hold it when im sitting down as so it doesnt touch the bowl or water or anything but my hands
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05-29-2009, 11:32 PM | #6 |
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Shit, that's really happened to both of you?
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05-29-2009, 11:36 PM | #7 |
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hellz yea man, the swelling was mostly in the tip, pretty damn nasty to look at
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05-30-2009, 04:22 AM | #8 |
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Word, now I wipe down the seat and still hold my weiner as close to me so it doesnt touch anything
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05-30-2009, 07:00 PM | #9 |
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Holly shit, I am glad that hasn't happen to me when taking a shit. I try not to have my wee wee touch anything. When I get to a urinal and there are others around, I have to start counting to 10 sometimes as I guess I have some issues when others are around when I am pissing
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05-30-2009, 09:24 PM | #10 | |
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05-30-2009, 10:40 PM | #11 |
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Luckily at my place of work, they keep everything clean as hell. I do however try to wipe the seat first and I hate when fuckers pick the urinal next to me. Just makes me feel like they wanna get a peek at the junk, even though I know they aren't lol. I also hate when I HAVE to take a shit and there is someone in one of the two stalls because A) I have to sit next to someone else and B) I gotta take a mad dump asap so they're gonna hear it. Whenever I'm taking a shit and there are other people in there, I HAVE to wait until everyone is gone before I evacuate the premises.
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05-30-2009, 10:54 PM | #12 |
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I wipe the seat. If anyone comes in the bathroom while I'm dumping, I have to wait for them to leave before I can exit the stall.
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05-31-2009, 03:23 AM | #13 |
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Its even worse when you are pissing and some little fucktard kid goes to the pisser next to you and pulls his pants all the way down and proceeds to piss
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05-31-2009, 07:29 AM | #14 | |
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so true I wait til everyone is out before I come out |
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05-31-2009, 12:30 PM | #15 |
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Oh yeah, piss on the seat...WTF is up with those assholes.
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05-31-2009, 03:32 PM | #16 |
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05-31-2009, 03:39 PM | #17 |
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We use to have a guy at work that was so overwieght he couldn't see his dick to take a piss and he would piss all over the damn toilet.
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05-31-2009, 04:35 PM | #18 |
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05-31-2009, 07:24 PM | #19 |
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Damn, with all the fools that don't care when I go piss, I thought I was the only one that felt like this too. Good to hear I am not alone on all this
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05-31-2009, 07:35 PM | #20 |
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05-31-2009, 07:37 PM | #21 |
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If there is cleaner near by, I will take it and spary the toliet seat and wipe it down before I sit. I even lift up the seat and get the bottom of it. I don't want my wee wee hiting the bottom part of the seat and piss/shit is there...Yuk!
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05-31-2009, 07:39 PM | #22 |
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I clean the bottom when teh seat is up, I also get the part of the bowl where the seat is broken at the front of it
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05-31-2009, 07:42 PM | #23 |
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LOL, never know who has the clap/crabs nowadays. Never hurts to be careful.
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05-31-2009, 07:46 PM | #24 |
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06-02-2009, 05:04 PM | #25 |
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It would be nice if every stall had a bottle of clorox cleaner and paper towels so that you could clean that shit off. Oh and if you are caught pissing on the seat and not cleaning it off in a sanitary manner (don't just pat that shit, CLEAN THAT SHIT) then you should be shot in the dick, or at least kicked in it.
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