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Cez★ · 07-19-2011, 05:03 AM

repost. fts bed time

shootermcgavin003 · 07-19-2011, 05:04 AM

yes hoar

night cez

**stonehenge** · 07-19-2011, 05:07 AM

im glad its your bed time

plz go bish

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shootermcgavin003 · 07-19-2011, 05:08 AM

i agree couldnt have worst hosts could it

**theholycow** · 07-19-2011, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan!

dfw keep if quit

hmm could slap inventory sticker on some POS netbook can buy for cheap and be like

inventory must be wrong, I never got Macbook Pro, just this fgtbook

1. Wait for broken laptop to come in
2. Slap your inventory sticker on it
3. "Nobody knows what happened to Christine's laptop, bish must have stolen it"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan!

lol:

BRB posting to AOT.

Oh wait.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly

i like to rev it up and then just not race its

Cez★ · 07-19-2011, 01:30 PM

Morning fgts

**theholycow** · 07-19-2011, 01:41 PM

Saw an idiot driver.

At first I was gonna make a rage comic.

Then I looked at how much work it would be and I was like

SarkOzy · 07-19-2011, 01:43 PM

Morning. Things be happenings. Strange things.

Cez★ · 07-19-2011, 01:48 PM

Csb chriz

Ya know one thing I hate more than douchebag drivers? Ppeople who let people drive like douchebags. I don't let people cut me off when they are on an exit only lane, only to have them speed up and cut off the faggot next to me because they are going sllower

**theholycow** · 07-19-2011, 02:01 PM

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Ok, half-assed it.

Highway off-ramp that dumps onto four lane + two full-width breakdown lane road with yield sign. Road is deserted, not a single car visible, no sidewalks or pedestrians, no houses or businesses. At the end of the ramp is a stopped car.

Car slowly begins to move as I'm about to stop or go around.

Speed limit is unmarked. However, in Massachusetts there are implied speed limits, as I found out with my whole fiasco before. The road narrows to two lanes, with houses. Speed limit is 30mph. Road ends just around the bend. Car is now disappearing from my view at about 50mph.

Driver was probably all like

Cez★ · 07-19-2011, 02:06 PM

I would've added
Then I ran into that fgt

SarkOzy · 07-19-2011, 02:16 PM

Had a minor traffic deal this morning myself.

Was passing someone in the left lane doing 74 or so, when a fgt in Mercedes minivan comes flying up on my ass. I take my time merging over and said fgt gives me the ol fake side swipe when he zips by.

I'm like

So I speed up to catch fgt in the process exceeding 90mph

Get up to fgt just in time to pin him behind a slow moving semi

fgt is going berzerk, i speed up after a bit so he can pass again. continue to follow like a raging meth head for a few miles until my exit

Cez★ · 07-19-2011, 02:20 PM

Run him off road next time. Win the "making the world less douchier" nobel prize

**stonehenge** · 07-19-2011, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow

1. Wait for broken laptop to come in
2. Slap your inventory sticker on it
3. "Nobody knows what happened to Christine's laptop, bish must have stolen it"

The previous user of this laptop was actually named Christine

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy

Morning. Things be happenings. Strange things.

Is called puberty brah, we all go through it at some point. The hairz be normal.

**theholycow** · 07-19-2011, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy

Had a minor traffic deal this morning myself.

Was passing someone in the left lane doing 74 or so, when a fgt in Mercedes minivan comes flying up on my ass. I take my time merging over and said fgt gives me the ol fake side swipe when he zips by.

I'm like

:ory:

So I speed up to catch fgt in the process exceeding 90mph

:fiwdl:

Get up to fgt just in time to pin him behind a slow moving semi

:mexiroll:

fgt is going berzerk, i speed up after a bit so he can pass again. continue to follow like a raging meth head for a few miles until my exit

:cs:

SarkOzy · 07-19-2011, 02:52 PM

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Someone's gotta teach them damn city dwellers that this behavior is not acceptable on our rural roads. /country voice

**stonehenge** · 07-19-2011, 03:08 PM

fuck, can't keep eyes open, dnw drive to work

must stop for coffee or monster, but which

BillyJeanKing · 07-19-2011, 03:16 PM

mix both

2005_Silverado · 07-19-2011, 03:27 PM

BillyJeanKing · 07-19-2011, 03:29 PM

eddeh

2005_Silverado · 07-19-2011, 03:35 PM

korka

BillyJeanKing · 07-19-2011, 03:36 PM

sup???

2005_Silverado · 07-19-2011, 03:36 PM

at werk

dnfw

BillyJeanKing · 07-19-2011, 03:39 PM

fuck dat shit

get any ghey packages today???

2005_Silverado · 07-19-2011, 03:41 PM

I was out and about when wife got home and saw le envelope

she was like "whats this?

" surprised me that shed think Id order ghey shit

I explained it was a joke and she was like "its not funny"

gtfo, woman

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07-19-2011, 05:08 AM	#23229
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07-19-2011, 01:41 PM	#23232
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07-19-2011, 02:01 PM	#23235
theholycow Bovinus Administratus Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Greener pastures Posts: 32,377	---------- Post added at 09:01 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:57 AM ---------- Ok, half-assed it. Highway off-ramp that dumps onto four lane + two full-width breakdown lane road with yield sign. Road is deserted, not a single car visible, no sidewalks or pedestrians, no houses or businesses. At the end of the ramp is a stopped car. Car slowly begins to move as I'm about to stop or go around. Speed limit is unmarked. However, in Massachusetts there are implied speed limits, as I found out with my whole fiasco before. The road narrows to two lanes, with houses. Speed limit is 30mph. Road ends just around the bend. Car is now disappearing from my view at about 50mph. Driver was probably all like __________________

07-19-2011, 01:30 PM	#23231
Cez★ C-E-Z★ bitch Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: New Port City Age: 32 Posts: 105,895	Morning fgts

07-19-2011, 01:48 PM	#23234
Cez★ C-E-Z★ bitch Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: New Port City Age: 32 Posts: 105,895	Csb chriz Ya know one thing I hate more than douchebag drivers? Ppeople who let people drive like douchebags. I don't let people cut me off when they are on an exit only lane, only to have them speed up and cut off the faggot next to me because they are going sllower

07-19-2011, 02:06 PM	#23236
Cez★ C-E-Z★ bitch Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: New Port City Age: 32 Posts: 105,895	I would've added Then I ran into that fgt

07-19-2011, 02:20 PM	#23238
Cez★ C-E-Z★ bitch Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: New Port City Age: 32 Posts: 105,895	Run him off road next time. Win the "making the world less douchier" nobel prize

07-19-2011, 03:08 PM	#23242
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BillyJeanKing Sneakers O'Toole Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: .............. Posts: 40,600	sup???

07-19-2011, 03:36 PM	#23248
2005_Silverado Gnex Owner Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 36,800	at werk dnfw __________________ Allohv.com What you need, when you need it

07-19-2011, 03:39 PM	#23249
BillyJeanKing Sneakers O'Toole Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: .............. Posts: 40,600	fuck dat shit get any ghey packages today???

07-19-2011, 03:41 PM	#23250
2005_Silverado Gnex Owner Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 36,800	I was out and about when wife got home and saw le envelope she was like "whats this? " surprised me that shed think Id order ghey shit I explained it was a joke and she was like "its not funny" gtfo, woman __________________ Allohv.com What you need, when you need it

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