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Old 08-12-2009, 10:47 PM   #1
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Old 08-13-2009, 03:37 AM   #2
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Old 10-25-2009, 01:19 PM   #4
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have 2 shirts and 2 bags. would make great halloween costumes.
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Seriously? Someone's going to go to a halloween party dressed as the Domino's delivery guy?

No. What's really going to happen is some rapist/murderer is going to buy that...
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What's really going to happen is everyone at the party is going to be pissed when they realize there's no pizza.

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What's really going to happen is everyone at the party is going to be pissed when they realize there's no pizza.

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No. What's really going to happen is some rapist/murderer is going to buy that...
If there was no pizza in the bag, THAT's when the murder/rape/all of the above will take place.
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I need a Caregiver~Medical Marijuana Act, R.I. Gen. Laws 1-21-28.6 - $2 (Rhode Island)

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I am getting my medical card soon. I have a vehicle to trade for medicine. 1997 M3 BMW Bl W/New Leather/ Power Everything/ Ice Cold A/C/ 19 Inch Low Pros/ 4 Doors/ New Alpine System
You Name it....Sweet car, paid almost 14,000 and have put close to 6,000 into it. Had 63,000 mi when I bought it and now has 72,000. Spoke to a couple people recently about this option and they seemed interested but no call back today, hmmmm? I am only interested in legal limits allowed under the law for MMPatients. That means that you would need to make payments over a period of time. I want to base it on straight Meds and NO money out of my pocket. 4-6 Lbs range over 2 years. I can modify the form pasted below to reflect our arrangement.
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300,000 miles.
A/C broken.
Power steering leak.
"Body is not in perfect condition"
Fog lights broken.
Odometer broken.
Price: More than KBB retail price in "excellent" condition. $6500.

He mentions that it's on it's second engine and transmission. I'm going to guess that they were put in at 150,000-170,000 miles. That's the mileage when a 1995 Volvo 850's engine and transmission would usually fail; look for them on Craigslist, you'll find plenty for sale with failed engine or transmission at that mileage. Therefore, it's been 130,000-150,000 miles since he put in the replacement engine and transmission and he knows it's a ticking time bomb.

Particularly jesty: "The buyer of this car will have a $45,000 vehicle for a whole lot less money." Right, that's a $45,000 car...

http://worcester.craigslist.org/cto/1474918314.html
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1995 Volvo T5-R 850 Black For Sale (Berlin)
Date: 2009-11-20, 2:22PM EST
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For Sale 1995 Volvo T5-R 850 with 300,000+ miles.

I have owned this car since 1996 when it had 29,000 miles on it. It is a fabulous car for both and local and cross country use. It has been well maintained by a very skilled mechanic. I just think it's time for a new car. It is not a car that gives headaches. The buyer of this car will have a $45,000 vehicle for a whole lot less money. I am seeking a high price, because for it's age and mileage, it is a cream puff. I'd like to get as close to $6500 as possible; make a reasonable offer.

Kelly Blue Book -Retail $6,375 (excellent condition)
-Private $3,900-$4,900
-Trade-in $2,500-$3,400

-The car is fully loaded with every option available (power/heated everything, leather, etc).
-On it's second engine and second transmission.
-Two sets of snow tires on 15" steel rims.
-Set of summer tires on 16" alloy rims.
-Set of hubcaps.
-Thule roof rack (box is optional for $300).
-All records for the car itself.
-The oil is changed every 2,500 miles by a Volvo Certified Tech. The car performs great and does not burn oil.
-The transmission works very well

Note:
-A/C is inop.
-Very minor power steering box leak.(one pint every 6 months)
-The body is not in perfect condition.
-Fog Lights inop.
-The odometer has locked up (though the electronic one works fine).

Please send an email if you need more pictures or more information.

Thanks.


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Old 11-24-2009, 05:06 PM   #11
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Date: 2009-11-22, 9:37AM EST
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mitshubishi galant 800 or best offer for sale new rec n pinion needs an alignment thats it tinted windows grey blue ish color leather interior rip in driver side seat very nice car i just share a carwith myu girl so its cheaper needs to go so i dont have to keep paying insurance email my girlfriend at [email protected]
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:20 PM   #12
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This is a fast seller,please contact me asap so you can get in the possesion of this beauty.You certanly love it

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will to barter my car my a bike or sum 2000$ it is a 300m jast gat a jeep do not need a car no more al so have a handa call or tex me 401649 9950
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1996 ford winstar - $500 (roxury, mass)
1998 Ford Windstar - $350 (Duxbury
1999 DodgeWindstar - $500 (Randolph)

Really? Dodge Windstar?

The first one is lulzy to see the photos that are attached:



Really? Post four nearly identical surveillance photos that show almost nothing about the vehicle?
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300,000 miles.
A/C broken.
Power steering leak.
"Body is not in perfect condition"
Fog lights broken.
Odometer broken.
Price: More than KBB retail price in "excellent" condition. $6500.

He mentions that it's on it's second engine and transmission. I'm going to guess that they were put in at 150,000-170,000 miles. That's the mileage when a 1995 Volvo 850's engine and transmission would usually fail; look for them on Craigslist, you'll find plenty for sale with failed engine or transmission at that mileage. Therefore, it's been 130,000-150,000 miles since he put in the replacement engine and transmission and he knows it's a ticking time bomb.

Particularly jesty: "The buyer of this car will have a $45,000 vehicle for a whole lot less money." Right, that's a $45,000 car...

http://worcester.craigslist.org/cto/1474918314.html
He reposts it every day.

He says this:
It is not a car that gives headaches.
yet he says
-On it's second engine and second transmission.
-A/C is inop.
-Very minor power steering box leak.(one pint every 6 months)
-The body is not in perfect condition.
-Fog Lights inop.
-The odometer has locked up (though the electronic one works fine).

Right...

What a salesman. Maybe I should hire him to sell my VW out of its lease, I could turn a profit.
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Saturn L200 - $500 (Providence)
Date: 2009-12-15, 11:59PM EST
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Saturn L200 - Great car for parts or salvage! The body and interior are in good shape, but I don't know the mileage. It's approximately a 2001.

There are a couple issues:
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Old 12-17-2009, 03:19 PM   #22
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stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.
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stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.stonehenge says if you haz iPhone problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my Droid aint one.
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