Important: The Chat Thread 2 - Page 4465

BillyJeanKing · 06-21-2014, 11:37 AM

**theholycow** · 06-21-2014, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chevrolet Fanatic

BTW, props to Juan for introducing me to TIFU.

And how the fuck did someone happen to have a fucking lap band hanging around at the jewlery store?

shootermcgavin003 · 06-21-2014, 03:20 PM

Wtf

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Cez★ · 06-21-2014, 04:48 PM

girl probably kiled herself afterward

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz35Hk1i6n7

shootermcgavin003 · 06-21-2014, 05:44 PM

that or went and found some nga with money and

. i kinda think that story is bullshit anyhow.

**stonehenge** · 06-21-2014, 05:46 PM

Yeah I'm leaning towards BS on that one. Like rick said, how would a jewelry place accidentally send a lap band and what are the odds of them sending it to the person who's self conscious about their weight?

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shootermcgavin003 · 06-21-2014, 05:48 PM

nga prob bought her a lapband. then realized he wasnt getting none and was like make up story. unless some fgt at jeweley store was like

**stonehenge** · 06-21-2014, 06:31 PM

Here's a long but good post:

http://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRet...y_part_1_of_3/

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**theholycow** · 06-21-2014, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan!

Yeah I'm leaning towards BS on that one. Like rick said, how would a jewelry place accidentally send a lap band and what are the odds of them sending it to the person who's self conscious about their weight?

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Well, realistically...if somehow they happened to have and accidentally package a lap band, the chances that it goes to some chick who's self conscious about her weight are approximately 99%. How many women do you know who aren't self conscious about their weight, obsessively so? Even among men it's probably 50%.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly

nga prob bought her a lapband. then realized he wasnt getting none and was like make up story. unless some fgt at jeweley store was like :troll

Yeah, when you consider his very defensive tone about her weight and his acceptance, I doubt he was as comfortable with it as he doth protest.

I suspect the entire thing is completely made up. Seriously, can anybody even get their hands on a lap band? I imagine it's only available to doctors through medical supply channels, since it's got to be IMPLANTED INSIDE THE TORSO IN A MAJOR FUCKING DANGEROUS OPERATION.

Cez★ · 06-21-2014, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan!

Here's a long but good post:

http://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRet...y_part_1_of_3/

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o man this dude cez raged hard on the father of the bride

o man that shit was GOLD

Cez★ · 06-22-2014, 01:11 AM

kourke, u be watchin fiddy cents new show on starz?

BillyJeanKing · 06-22-2014, 02:14 AM

Power?

yeah i got dat shit set to DVR record all new episodes

cez be comin thru wit all teh blek entertainments lately

Cez★ · 06-22-2014, 03:32 AM

bishes be fine

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kourka

latin lawyer broad. dat bish want da d

**stonehenge** · 06-22-2014, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOURKE

cez be comin thru wit all teh blek entertainments lately

Pero hasn't seen all of DBAMTSCWDYJITH

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Cez★ · 06-22-2014, 04:27 AM

shhhhh

**stonehenge** · 06-22-2014, 04:34 AM

I mean, he seen it hundreds of times.

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BillyJeanKing · 06-22-2014, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cez★

bishes be fine

kourka

latin lawyer broad. dat bish want da d

she hawt pero i like teh blek bish

she got dem big ol titties

nsfw http://i.imgur.com/UXOPPrT.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan!

Pero hasn't seen all of DBAMTSCWDYJITH

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Cez★

shhhhh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan!

I mean, he seen it hundreds of times.

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Cez★ · 06-22-2014, 05:19 PM

o she fine too. dat ho

Cez★ · 06-23-2014, 01:30 AM

http://www.kpho.com/story/25838373/1...-boarding-home

**stonehenge** · 06-23-2014, 01:44 AM

AZ heat don't fuck around

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Cez★ · 06-23-2014, 03:45 AM

poor doges

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fak. really want to purchase plane/concert tickets to san fransisco

**stonehenge** · 06-23-2014, 06:46 AM

rofl

http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comment...ering_my_wife/

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Chevrolet Fanatic · 06-23-2014, 06:50 AM

Saw that.

**theholycow** · 06-23-2014, 04:51 PM

Valvoline wiper blades are 70% off at KMart right now. Buy online for in-store pickup. I've only bought the cheap Silver Series line and they're not the longest lasting blades around, but definitely the best value even if you replace them more often at this price.

Cez★ · 06-23-2014, 07:32 PM

No has kmart

06-21-2014, 03:20 PM	#111603
shootermcgavin003 Pro Golfer Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In the hole, every time. Posts: 20,687	Wtf Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk __________________ I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

06-21-2014, 05:44 PM	#111605
shootermcgavin003 Pro Golfer Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In the hole, every time. Posts: 20,687	that or went and found some nga with money and . i kinda think that story is bullshit anyhow. __________________ I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

06-21-2014, 05:46 PM	#111606
stonehenge Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hoenn Posts: 85,082	Yeah I'm leaning towards BS on that one. Like rick said, how would a jewelry place accidentally send a lap band and what are the odds of them sending it to the person who's self conscious about their weight? Sent from my Note 3 using Tapatalk __________________ \| Smilies To-Do \| MAL (bishplz) \| Current PS+ Free Games\|

06-21-2014, 05:48 PM	#111607
shootermcgavin003 Pro Golfer Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: In the hole, every time. Posts: 20,687	nga prob bought her a lapband. then realized he wasnt getting none and was like make up story. unless some fgt at jeweley store was like __________________ I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

06-21-2014, 06:31 PM	#111608
stonehenge Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hoenn Posts: 85,082	Here's a long but good post: http://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromRet...y_part_1_of_3/ Sent from my Note 3 using Tapatalk __________________ \| Smilies To-Do \| MAL (bishplz) \| Current PS+ Free Games\|

06-21-2014, 11:37 AM	#111601
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06-22-2014, 02:14 AM	#111612
BillyJeanKing Sneakers O'Toole Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: .............. Posts: 40,600	Power? yeah i got dat shit set to DVR record all new episodes cez be comin thru wit all teh blek entertainments lately

06-22-2014, 04:34 AM	#111616
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06-23-2014, 01:44 AM	#111620
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06-23-2014, 06:46 AM	#111622
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06-23-2014, 06:50 AM	#111623
Chevrolet Fanatic Life & Hometown Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Arkham Asylum Age: 36 Posts: 4,956	Saw that. __________________ Fuck PSN Trophies and Fuck Sony New PSN because I got fucked over: CyberpunkGod

06-23-2014, 04:51 PM	#111624
theholycow Bovinus Administratus Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Greener pastures Posts: 32,377	Valvoline wiper blades are 70% off at KMart right now. Buy online for in-store pickup. I've only bought the cheap Silver Series line and they're not the longest lasting blades around, but definitely the best value even if you replace them more often at this price. __________________

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