Help! Fine Dining

[SarkOzy]

Les has mentioned off and on she wants to go to this place. It's called The Melting Pot. Somewhat upscale/yuppy fondue/dinner place. Well I went ahead and got reservations. I plan on dressing nice and all the jazz. Got any tips? Dos or don'ts? I'm not exactly versed in the art of fine dining.



http://www.meltingpot.com/locations....40356&n=346228

[Cez★]

what exactly is it? fondue? wtf is that?

[stonehenge]

Don't throw stinky pedos and the table.

I've heard of that place but never been.

[Cez★]

just dont do anything you arent supposed to do doesnt seem that fancy

[SarkOzy]

Originally Posted by Cez

what exactly is it? fondue? wtf is that?

Click on the Lexington store and read the menu wey!

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Originally Posted by Cez

just dont do anything you arent supposed to do doesnt seem that fancy

Having driven by there on multiple occasions, it is that fancy. It's where all the elite, snobby, high-dollar pussay and their handlers go to mingle.

[Cez★]

o i didnt know you could click that shit. thought it was just an address

[SarkOzy]

We'll probably just get the fondue. $200 dinner ftl.

[theholycow]

Originally Posted by SarkOzy

Having driven by there on multiple occasions, it is that fancy. It's where all the elite, snobby, high-dollar pussay and their handlers go to mingle.

$200 for the opportunity to go somewhere that unpleasant? Where do I sign up?

[stonehenge]

FTS go to chick-fil-a

[Cez★]

Originally Posted by SarkOzy

Having driven by there on multiple occasions, it is that fancy. It's where all the elite, snobby, high-dollar pussay and their handlers go to mingle.

is that the classiest place in KY?

Originally Posted by SarkOzy

We'll probably just get the fondue. $200 dinner ftl.

Originally Posted by theholycow

$200 for the opportunity to go somewhere that unpleasant? Where do I sign up?

[SarkOzy]

Originally Posted by theholycow

$200 for the opportunity to go somewhere that unpleasant? Where do I sign up?

It won't be that much. I COULD spend that in theory, but I won't. I want to go so we can see if we like it. I'm already drooling over pound cake and brownies with the chocolate fondue.

[theholycow]

The food sounds decent enough but DNMFW pretentious jerks around me.

[SarkOzy]

It won't be that bad. I was being theatrical.

[.GARY.]

I was skeptical my first trip going to the Melting Pot. You dont have to wear a tie but a nice shirt and slacks are a good way to go. Once I was there and finally tried it I quickly changed my mind. I thoroughly enjoyed it and had a great time with my wife. It is different but that is what makes it fun.

[SarkOzy]

[2005_Silverado]

dont use ur hands? chew with mouf closed, dont blow ur nose with napkin and no burping

[Cez★]

dont slirp your sopa

[2005_Silverado]

http://www.gourmet-food-revolution.c...etiquette.html

I actually bought a lil book porke was going to fancy shmancy places with the CPA Firm partners

[Cez★]

haha. that link is kinda for like dinner at a persons house tthough. not a actual restaurant imo

[stonehenge]

Don't ask if they have horchata.

[2005_Silverado]

or mazapanes

[Cez★]

[MikeH]

Dont go hungry, its more of a snack than dinner.

[2005_Silverado]

cez, most apply though..like, leave some food on plate, napkin, fork handling, leaning over for shit...me mom had a mexi book on this shit pero never read it...then started working for white folk and was like momma was right . I hate eating with me inlaws, they chew with their mouth open and make sounds with their teef trying to pick food out with fork...they always ask for toothpicks and we dont use them, we brush our teef

[Cez★]

yea true that though. i usually follow all my table manners anywhere.

chewing like vacas lolz. i gets toothpicks though