Law & Order is on. They're investigating the death of a FedEx driver (thinly veiled different company name ending in Express). They talked to another driver and he was calm and just standing outside his truck talking to them mid-delivery. This is NOT even close to reality.
FedEx drivers are by far the most hyper, type A, never stopping people in the world. Remember the Futurama episode where Fry buys 100 coffees? Remember the end where time stands still while he saves people from a fire? Like that.
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