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http://blogs.taz.de/popblog/2009/07/..._steven_wells/

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… Musikjournalisten:

“Overwhelmingly male. They all look, sound and smell like musicians. Only they also stink of wank. While millions of women will crawl over broken methadone bottles to suck the sore-ridden piss-gristle of a pug-ugly bassist in a fifth rate ska-revival combo - rock hacks get fuck-all shag action. Which is a good think. It makes them bitter and twisted.”

:wtf:

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Originally Posted by Ewok (Post 37217)

the auditions crack me up

some hillbilly chick from Tennessee got through to Hollywood now she gets to ride in an
air-o-plane (with really thick accent)

that chick was hot :imo:

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chick at 3:00

Video page
Full screen

:bbh:Trailer park hot

one of the bawwss on mah floor
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...778&ref=search

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i workz wiff her too
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...624&ref=search

:uhoh:

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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...00000389514918

i can haz stalker status

I also requested mexi friend status

heffner ehh?? :pimp:

thats funny because my wife swears that Hugh looks just like my grandfather I wish I wouldn't be in Indiana I would be in Cali in the middle of a bunch of naked chicks

word. then you couldve invited your AOT buddies too

netflix on demand on ps3 :pepper:

so i went to bank of america today and one of their security guys pissed me off :pissed:

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I was talking to the teller making a deposit when I hear my alarm and my remote starts beeping....I had a hitch I just bought in the bed so I thought maybe someone was trying to jack it so I tell the lady Id brb. I walk out and the dude is no more than 15 ft from WW and looking at it. I ask him if someone hit it or something and he goes "Im not here to look after your cars, Im here to look at people" So Im like :wtf:? :lolque?: "Srsly, Im not looking after your car, I dont do that"

MF couldve just said "no, i didnt see anything" so I rip him a new one

"So if youre in the business of seeing people, did you happen to see someone by the truck when it went off? If your not the worthless pos I think you are then maybe the alarm caught your attention and you turned around and saw some people? Did you? You know what, IDGAF. You might be miserable with your job, but thats no reason to give me shit if I ask you a simple yes or no question"

Walked back inside and finished my transaction....I finish up and dude is waiting for me at the door.

I tell him "You need to check your attitude, guy"

he goes

"Listen GUY, Im here on theft suppression detail (TSD :taloco: ) Im not looking after cars"

I just kept walking and yelles FUCK YOU ASSHOLE and flipped him off while walking. Felt so good afterwards. Funny how they call "security" TSD :roflsquared:

I'd have been like "Well sir, I accept that it's not your job, but you appear to be staring at my truck as if you were watching something interesting...I was just wondering what you're watching."

thats a really :TSD: story

oops i meant :security:

Yesterday I was looking for a PS/2 optical mouse in my basement. I was going crazy trying to find one. I figured I must have one somewhere in all that junk.

I didn't find it, but I did find the heated power mirror that I have been trying to find for 3 or 4 years!

:big_banana_Dance:

I upgraded to heated from non-heated after I got one heated mirror to replace a broken one (I figured I might as well get the other to match). Then decided I'd switch out the heated and non-heated mirrors based on the season, in case I whacked it on something. Then I lost the damned thing.

I'm so happy I found it!

why does a mirror need to be heated? :shrug:

To melt ice.

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http://www.freefoto.com/images/16/15...Mirror_web.jpg

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:rofl2: Found this stuck in my collection of pictures while looking for a pic of the stupid rear window defroster lines that I don't care about as long as I can see my mirrors...

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_SX8ccPdZj5c/S1...0/PA120024.JPG

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_SX8ccPdZj5c/S1...0/PA120026.JPG

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_SX8ccPdZj5c/S1...0/PA120028.JPG