![]() |
Quote:
Quote:
|
You're gunna gargle mayonaaaze
|
Quote:
|
zomfg Eddeh and I are dressed the same today
:pepperjest: |
:gay:
|
80 hours is child's play. I think I had 200 hours until recently.
I had to blow some vacation off before I started losing it. |
ya i think thats what he said. he went on a few overseas trips to lower it
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
|
|
This radio station has a thing called War of the Roses where a listener calls in who thinks their spouse or bf/gf is cheating. Then the female from the morning show calls the spouse/bf/gf and offers them free "sexy roses" to see who they send them to.
This woman called in and said that her bf and her have been together for a year and are "saving themselves" for marriage. Lately he has been pressuring her for seks tho and he has been working late. Then she got a cold sore and she has never had a cold sore so she called the radio station. Dude sent them to some other chick at his work and told them to write in all caps on the card: YOU TASTE DELICIOUS :roflmao: Then he tried to backpedal after he got busted. "Nah nah I meant she has good taste, this is all a misunderstanding!" :rofl2: |
Quote:
|
Ryan Seacrest = Ryan's Roses....shits hilarious
|
Quote:
|
|
I smell like deisel and engine oil :blah: thanks to some fuck in a f250 on the freeway
|
Quote:
|
pop da colla! :security:
|
Quote:
|
i like the smell of diesel :drool:
---------- Post added at 08:25 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:25 AM ---------- diesel exhaust, not diesel fuel |
|
Quote:
|
douche
|
:worship:
|
Quote:
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 01:10 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2023, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.