:emobye:

:word:

Once I learned about retrograde ejaculation, though, that was definitely the end of ever doing that again. DNW semen in my bladder.

it sucks when you pee sperm

:uhoh:

it sucks when you pee shit :wtf:

and you party in that one way :eekdoor:

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pee does that me myself irene shit when it goes everywhere :happy:

my girl likes to party all the time

paaaaaaaaarty alll the tiiiiiime

you girl may be a guy :happy:

:(

ill bet he would tell you with this look on his face :cheeky:

:bird:

:lol:

:blah:

i are watching a show on teh discovery channel where this window washer guy survived a fall from the top of a skyscraper :cool:

bill oreilly and dave chappelle ftw

billy can suck it :imo:

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bish shouldn't have been playing on her phone :shrug:

hater

My fucking mouse quit.

:pow:
has anyone seen the vid where obama loses it in a speech?

me rat quit a few weeks ago

i was all like :uhoh:

went to office depot and bought a new one the next mo'nin :happy:

got back home and realized the old rat was working again :pissed:

returned new rat for refund

kinda prawfit :security:

hell naw foo

http://content.usatoday.com/communit...sk-dont-tell/1

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http://www.realclearpolitics.com/vid...terstitialskip

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BLACK GALLAGHER BITCH :rofl:

gone three days


brought a quarter mil home

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yay......15w40 Shell is <$3 per qt at hellMart

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:whoa:


http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/pub..._1491592_n.jpg

...I think I got a speeding ticket from one of those cameras on the sides of the roads.

:rofl2:

GOING FOR GOLD BITCHES.

:turbohump:

haha that sucks.

4 tickets in a week. Yep. :)