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:orly:
:yarly:

cool!

my dad used to bring a few bags of that from work. :( DW free gatorade

WANT :hump:

scyfy started re airing teh newest season of gundam at 11. got that ho recorded :cool: :turbohump:

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 112122)

my dad used to bring a few bags of that from work. :( DW free gatorade

you haz dad???

:eek2:

He's mexi, not black. :ohsnap:

:lol:

ohhhhhhhh snapzzzzz deeem cao dun told kourke

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Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 112119)

i wish gatorade wasn't so damn expensive

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 112120)

Buy Gatorade mix. It's cheaper.

:word:

i make that shit by the gallooo0n

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 112126)

:lolwut:

yea

you never mentions padre

:shrug:

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 112127)

He's mexi, not black. :ohsap:

:roflsad:

i doesnt? youz prawlee not around when i do lol

:roflsquared: Ok, I was really tired of Toby Keith for a few years but this is hilarious:

Toby Keith : Ballad Of Balad

I quit school in the 10th grade and I grew out my hair
I got me a job doin' lawn mower repair
I met an army recruiter down at the Winn Dixie
He said, "Son you've no future, pack up and go with me"

The first place we landed was a base called Balad
They convoyed our asses to a 10 acre F.O.B.
With my boots and my cover and an old M16
Two bottles of water and a cold M.R.E.

Oh, you'll meet lots of new friends and you're sure to get paid
We'll show you the world and we'll teach you a trade
It's not a job, it's an adventure, oh, yes sir, I got that
Ah, but you never told me I'd get my ass shot at
You never told me I'd get my ass shot at

The first night in combat we went out on patrol
They ambushed our convey and we chased the asshole
We found them all hidin' in low water ditches
And we took aim and killed all them son of a bitches, oh yeah

You'll meet lots of new friends and you're sure to get paid
We'll show you the world and we'll teach you a trade
It's not a job, it's an adventure, oh, yes sir, I got that
Ah, but you never told me I'd get my ass shot at
You never told me I'd get my ass shot at

Walked in on my buddy with a female M.P.
The ugliest woman you ever did see
He said, "Why are you laughin', you got lots of nerve"
Over here in the desert we grade on the curve

Ah, you'll meet lots of new friends and you're sure to get paid
We'll show you the world and we'll teach you a trade
It's not a job, it's an adventure, oh, yes sir, I got that
Ah, but you never told me I'd get my ass shot at
Oh, you never told him he'd get his ass shot at

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 112132)

i doesnt? youz prawlee not around when i do lol

you mentionz DB uncle, sis, and madre

pero never padre

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 76595)

fuckkk didnt check that.
ill handle it tomorrow morning. pawps is almost here and hell :pissed:
baleros? fuuu.
damn.
think ill need new ones or just grease em?

mira kourke :)
pero i no see your posts after i mention him :roflshrug:

Chris, you ever rebuilt a double cardan driveshaft?

fucking eye is still twitching, wtf srsly

i went into restroom to deuce pero this fuckin douchepaleta sprayed piss all over teh fucking seat. sick fuck

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Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 112137)

Chris, you ever rebuilt a double cardan driveshaft?

lolwut

blast it with piss

---------- Post added at 12:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:57 PM ----------

the driveshafts with a CV joint in them

---------- Post added at 12:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:57 PM ----------

the driveshafts with a CV joint in them

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 112139)

i went into restroom to deuce pero this fuckin douchepaleta sprayed piss all over teh fucking seat. sick fuck

hover like a bish :imo: