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theholycow 08-17-2010 06:21 PM

I've been itching to use that smiley all day. :sneaky:

SarkOzy 08-17-2010 06:21 PM

rick, that one is pretty sad. dont think i've heard it.

JayBo 08-17-2010 06:22 PM

Wanna hear sad??!!!!!!


Fuckin' in the butt.
(Fuckin' in the butt.)
(Fuckin' in the butt.)

I'd like to fuck the shit out of you.
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you.
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you.
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you.

[Enthusiastic instrumental break.]

Please put my gland in your hand.
Hey, please put my gland in your hand.
Hey, please put my gland in your hand.
Please put my gland in your hand.

[Enthusiastic instrumental break.]

Baby, won't you give me some head?
Hey, Baby, won't you give me some head?
Baby, won't you give me some head?
Baby, won't you give me some head?

[Enthusiastic instrumental break.]

We like to eat lunch down at the Y.
We like to eat lunch down at the Y.
We like to eat lunch down at the Y.
Why? Because we love you .


[Spoken:]
Hi, I'm David, and these are my friends. We've enjoyed doin'
this album for ya. We'd like to specially dedicate this album
to all the members of the Mickey Mouse Fan Club , and also to
you Mrs. Calabash , wherever you are.

[Sung:]
And I'd like to fuck the shit out of you.
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you.
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you.
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you.

Fuckin' in the butt.
(Fuckin' in the butt.)
(Fuckin' in the butt.)


[FUCKIN' IN THE BUTT]
Written by: David Allan Coe
Performed by: David Allan Coe
Appears on: Underground Album-1982 (Track 10) & 18 X-Rated Hits-1990
(Track 13).]

Greatwhite 08-17-2010 06:22 PM

monkeh

theholycow 08-17-2010 06:23 PM

:lol: I fuckin love that song, and the other ones from Coe's banned albums.

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Chris, it gets even sadder if you watch the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZbN_nmxAGk

JayBo 08-17-2010 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 136477)
:lol: I fuckin love that song, and the other ones from Coe's banned albums.

---------- Post added at 01:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:23 PM ----------

Chris, it gets even sadder if you watch the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZbN_nmxAGk

I has them. Bought them at a DAC concert :secret:

2005_Silverado 08-17-2010 06:24 PM

jay,

stephanie andrews turner :datass:

:shake:

SarkOzy 08-17-2010 06:24 PM

i think because it's like listening to my mom talk is why i like it so much. lol

JayBo 08-17-2010 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 136481)
jay,

stephanie andrews turner :datass:

:shake:


hell to da Yeah!!

theholycow 08-17-2010 06:25 PM

You haz both albums? I have to check if I have all the songs...I may want a couple mp3s to complete them.

SarkOzy 08-17-2010 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 136475)
Wanna hear sad??!!!!!!





sgkshlfhnskfhjalfnfhlkfhdsdkgths.]

well that's just vile.

JayBo 08-17-2010 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 136484)
You haz both albums? I have to check if I have all the songs...I may want a couple mp3s to complete them.

I have every "banned" song of his, even some that wern't on albums I think. I have like 20-25

2005_Silverado 08-17-2010 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 136483)
hell to da Yeah!!

post some of her pics porke she has her fb set to private :blahclap:

JayBo 08-17-2010 06:27 PM

Alright, hold on.

2005_Silverado 08-17-2010 06:28 PM

:cheeky:

stonehenge 08-17-2010 06:28 PM

pinche eddeh :roflmao:

2005_Silverado 08-17-2010 06:28 PM

she looks cute :shrug:

stonehenge 08-17-2010 06:29 PM

btw yesterday i went home early from work and was watching tv with wife, got zext, open it up and saw :datass: pero had to delete asap to save mah huevz :uhoh:

theholycow 08-17-2010 06:31 PM

:hmm: I have all 18 from 18 X-rated hits, and all 10 from Nothing Sacred. Looks like I don't ahve Underground Album at all.

I have Truck Drivin' Songs, it was tough to get but there's a couple great tunes on it. Not banned, just looking at my DAC collection.

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Does DAC still tour? I bet that's a fucking rowdy show to be at.

stonehenge 08-17-2010 06:31 PM

cao be collector of rare mp3s

2005_Silverado 08-17-2010 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 136493)
btw yesterday i went home early from work and was watching tv with wife, got zext, open it up and saw :datass: pero had to delete asap to save mah huevz :uhoh:

:roflmao: :secret:

stonehenge 08-17-2010 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 136498)
:roflmao: :secret:

:secretshake:

JayBo 08-17-2010 06:34 PM

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._7888500_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._2590170_n.jpg

2005_Silverado 08-17-2010 06:34 PM

milf?

:datass: x2

SarkOzy 08-17-2010 06:34 PM

what do we have here


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