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:happy:

kourkeh did get pictar from earlier?

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Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 275910)

:happy:

kourkeh did get pictar from earlier?

nope

fon no can haz pictars :blah:

ohhh, in your face!

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here...

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...0804002242.jpg

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Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 275875)

gury haz le furd?

:fuckyeah:

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Originally Posted by black06 (Post 275876)

He Escaped the gmc

:lol:

but yeah I did. Driving off the lot was bittersweet. Although cant complain for the deal I got. Also filled it up on the way home and it was just over $50- def beat GMC there.

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Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 275893)

Date = over

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Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 275913)

ohhh, in your face!

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here...

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...0804002242.jpg

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

u gaiz know if you stood on a neutron star youd weight a few tons, while being thinner than a regular piece of paper :whoa: :nerd:

DNW dat tonnage :uhoh:

:word:

astronomy fkn interesting and freaky. a supernova can release as much energy as the sun gives out in its entire life in a matter of seconds :eekdoor:

:serio: I always thought learning about space and the planets was cool.

it is. if u haz chance to take ast. class in school. du et.

even the "boring" parts as i consider it are fucking interesting. crazy how things can throw out everything we know about physics out the window in the time it takes to snap your fingers :eekclap:

Yeah, the energy out there that can be produced in seconds is pretty crazy.

srsly
wish i could haz go into space and look at things more bamf than you can from here. houston light pollution ftl.

in some places you can clearly see some parts of the milky way :whoa: :ijelly:

Pack tent and sleeping bag, rations and some basic camping supplies, fuel up, drive into desert and camp out for weekend and view stars :shrug:

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:yawn: time for bed :bye:

desert to far to travel to in lowgmc :emo:

think you have to be up north a bit to see it good.

laterz brah. almost my time too :animewave:

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holy fukkin fuck gary you lucky doosh :emo: :ijelly:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/dic.../milky-way.htm

head to florida keys and take pic plz

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holy fukkin fuck gary you lucky doosh :emo: :ijelly:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/dic.../milky-way.htm

head to florida keys and take pic plz

Went to hellmart to buy some stuff for the training center with the training center card....signed the electronic card device with a smiley face....cashier got on my case about it...I told its not gonna matter, you can't read my signature to begin with.

Csb

:lol:

douches.

fts bed time. later :animewave2:

a wild chadster appears

bout to fap then hit the bed

enjoy it. LOL

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and done.

bird is looking good brah

bed time.

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Originally Posted by Cez^_^ (Post 275926)

srsly
wish i could haz go into space and look at things more bamf than you can from here. houston light pollution ftl.

in some places you can clearly see some parts of the milky way :whoa:

florida keys is dark at night especially out on the water away from the lights.

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MATT IS VIRGIN LOLOL
1678 chevy *****

Join Date: Apr 2011
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It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact that trying to use the one I ordered for my 34th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that I am a loser and that I am never going to get laid in my life.
I am apparently both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the PENIS and big in the grossly overweight stomach. The result is that I apparently can't get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures.
I ordered four inserts at once, three supertights with the three sorts of textures -- wave, ribbed, bumped -- and one ultratight. With all of them I have been having an incredible struggle to find a comfortable position to get in with my enormous stomach to allow for using the thing long enough to get off. I apparently developed a way to masturbate by hand that deluded myself into thinking I was normal. I am obviously not. I can only seem to go about an inch and a half into this Fleshlight before my fat gets in the way and the smallness of my PENIS defeat the purpose. The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less.
Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly fucking lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand.
I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how fucked I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my PENIS obviously doesn't work very well.

WTF?

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Originally Posted by Cez^_^ (Post 275881)

had to buy ink, said FTS and bought new printer. had to buy $50 dollars worth of ink :bertstare: fuck you epson. u jew motherfuckers u

Gillette business model...sell the handle cheap and the replaceable blades expensive. Got to shop Google before you go to the store and buy a printer; google for low price per page printer, or just check price of cartridges and estimated yield. A printer that takes a $15 cartridge that's good for 2000 pages is a big win...one that takes a $30 cartridge good for 400 pages is a fail.

I refill cartridges. Fuck them.

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Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 275913)

ohhh, in your face!

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here...

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...0804002242.jpg

404 :(

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Originally Posted by Cez^_^ (Post 275918)

u gaiz know if you stood on a neutron star youd weight a few tons, while being thinner than a regular piece of paper :whoa: :nerd:

Well actually you'd vaporize. DNW any of that.

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Originally Posted by race2c (Post 275944)

http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/

sup gurry, chriz, cao, cez

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Originally Posted by black06 (Post 275971)

My dreams, u dashed them :(

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 275980)

This printer costs like 10-20 dollars less to buy ink for.

And yes, shouldve added 'if u could stand on one'

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Hai dudes. Postin mobile lol

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Hai dudes. Postin mobile lol

Thankfully a little slower today.

Got a :bertstare: when I put in my request to take next Wed/Thur off. Coupled with me being at the nUke conference mon/tues I won't be here all week. :rofl2: FIDIL

Need to call my window tinter and sched an appt because driving around with no tint is :blah: I feel like I'm driving a fishbowl on wheels and I cants stand it.

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Originally Posted by Cez^_^ (Post 275992)

This printer costs like 10-20 dollars less to buy ink for.

Ah, but do you get more or less pages from that ink?