douche be in conference with bawws :excellent:

douche be gettin the boot

:buttkick:

nah doubt it :(
bawws prolly like :pissed:
and douche be :cowering:

:bj2: I sowwy i sowwy bawws

prob its like that video of the guy kicking the dog in the elevator

boss be like "oh hey douche whats up! come on in! :)" then the door closes and he be like :kick: :kick: :kick: while douche be cowering in the corner.

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or this :imo

both good ideas

B: Hey douchebone, come in here.
DB: K bawws :D
[bawws closes door]
B: Draw me a BAMF emo drawing of me!! :pepper:
DB: OK!!! :pepper:
B: SWEEET I'm giving you a raise!!
DB: I gotta txt my douchehomofriends, hold on!!
B: JK FGT YOURE FIRED

:nonojest:

there, fixed it for you

:lol: nice
o hai
bawws wanted to talk to me too.

wat bawws sed? "Cez, here's $20, kick his ass after work, I'll turn off all the cameras"

Guess who is flat broke again until NEXT Friday? :blah:

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I have never in my life heard of a company having so many problems with their payroll.

broke ftl

he be like stop snitching :crazy: nah he was like. dont worry about coming to me, even if im not always around. then it strayed off topic to crime shows lol.

:rofl2: fuckin cez has to bring L&O into it

rofl. nah he was like so is you still majoring in CJ? somehow it went into if i saw anything crime related so i was like. yea L&O and white collar and shit. he and his wife see it too. well his wife watches most of it but he watches it with her so he was like ya that shit be badass nukka. then it went to other shows :roflmao:

:imo



They need to spend less time doing this

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._4240019_n.jpg


And doing more of this

http://grandviewphotographyaz.com/wp...ke-it-rain.gif

:jester:

n00dz?

so now bawws knows that cez is :cool: and douchekyjelly is :emo:

:rofl2: na. she works in sales. :uhohkittah:

passed out in WW for 30 mins...I be tired :(

I should have done that I feel like I'm gonna fall asleep right now lol 1:45 left :blah:

its nice and sunny out and WW was cool inside so I felt real comfy with the sun hitting me tummy but still was cool all the time....full insulation ftw!

word. he even knows i be better worker

:(

lolololol