:(
anymore swinger stories??

no we haven't really been looking some people have tried to hit us up but either they are nasty our way to far away

I wish it was like a good porno but its not

had to stop for gas and subway veggie patty nomz....lots of dezert scenery :naughty:

I haven't been out of the house in two days. It's cold and snowy and I don't feel like shoveling.

matilda ftw

Bored

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watching worlds dumbest criminals pretty jesty

Skip to 16:00



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lulz

and Im home

wife and kids are leaving tomorrow to go visit her cousin whom is having a baby on monday (c-section) they are spending the night I'm not going because I have to work so I will be the fapmaster deluxe tomorrow night:wank:

NICE! enjoy fapping in complete privacy

here at some house

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i think staying at my house wouldve been a better night

^^^ been there done that cez

:shake:
glad to be able to relate now. i hope to get out of here soon.
on another note, i miss my truck :(

cez, what u get drunk on en new yrs? :drunk:

idk what goose be in espanol lol. i got plastered with greygoose and monster and some tequila :roflmao:

the goose is some good stuff I had a boss that would drink a fifth a day of that shit mixed in Wendy's iced tea he was drooling by lunch time on a brighter note because he was oblivious I could do whatever the hell I wanted

goose = ganso...I got fucked up on bud light :roflmao: passed out @ 11, woke up some time before sunrise...puked like 3 times...rinsed mouth and got urge to deuce so I grabbed pops jacket, walked outside to outhouse...shitted, passed out inside outhouse, woke up with what felt like frost bite on me nose, washed hands @ outside sink and passed out in living room till 10-11am. :hump:

:lol: ganso, there we go. thanks.
rofl how much you drink? i puked once but it was like 4 times. twice on teh carpet :nono: then passed out for like 2 hours then woke up and went home.

spent 3 days at mexi-ranch...we cooked/ate in outside kitchen with firewood (Food tastes nommer when cooked on wood burning stove) and had lil fire going every night under the patio. Watched bootleg movies and shot clay pigeons with mexi-shotgun. Mom was gonna kill two sheekens today but I had to come back home :( :blah: I had a blast!

Me and ranch hand polished off 2 20s from 10-11am to 11pm...think we had like 4-6 beers left.

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ranch hand...AKA.."Roy" is a skinny lil fucker but he can drink. He paces himself better than me and will catch up as we keep drinking. Its kinda been a tradition of me and him getting shitfaced every new years. Tis second time I pass out sitting outside by the fire :pepper: :cool: Last time I started talking about the ranch's windows or something.

lol. i puked once. but it was like 5 waves. 2 of them on carpet :nono: passed out after and slept for like 3 hours more then went home. had a budweiser in between all that ganso gris

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lol i was doing drunk kareoke :roflmao:

:rofljest: puke sessions usually have 2-3 good waves of puke and then a couple lil ones :shake: I managed to make it to the indoor bathroom but we cant deuce there cuz we no has septic tank yet.

yea at teh end it was like moco. was all good after. man idk if it was teh beer or beer or que. but at 1 point i thought i was dying :lol:

Ive puked and kept on drinking after that :pepper: you feel soooooooooo much better after. word on the moco shit...last dry heaves usually net some moco or lil bit of nasty tasting saliva...the second to last wave REALLY burned up my throat...all the acid really hurt :( I had tons o fun....wife was 2.5hrs away all 3 days :secret:

drinking after puking :mexipatriot:
they haz chorrona and budlight here. and smirnoff vodka. i wanted my bro to get some 100 proof captain morgan