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Well the Blazer isn't Olympic White :hmm:
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website is down. i hate my life
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i want home.
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i almost :jester: hard when i got a call and the guy on the other end said "the website is down." if only i were playing D00M at the time
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BOFH? :jester:
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que bofh?
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black out, fuck hookers :shrug:
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You guyz no know BOFH?
Bastard Operator From Hell. Funny shit for IT guyz, maybe not so funny for users. Mira: http://www.google.com/search?q=bofh ---------- Post added at 01:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:57 PM ---------- The Bastard Operator From Hell #1 Back To Index It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. I reassign null to be the tape device - it's so much more economical on my time as I don't have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes. And it speeds up backups too, so it can't be all bad can it? Of course not. A user rings. "Do you know why the system is slow?" they ask. "It's probably something to do with..." I look up today's excuse "... clock speed." "Oh" (Not knowing what I'm talking about, they're satisfied) "Do you know when it will be fixed?" "Fixed? There's 275 users on your machine, and one of them is you. Don't be so selfish - logout now and give someone else a chance!" "But my research results are due in tommorrow and all I need is one page of Laser Print." "SURE YOU DO. Well; You just keep telling yourself that buddy!" I hang up. You'd really think people would learn not to call. The phone rings. It'll be him again, I know. That annoys me. I put on a gruff voice. "HELLO, SALARIES!" "Oh, I'm sorry, I've got the wrong number." "YEAH? Well what's your name buddy? Do you know WASTED phone calls cost money? DO YOU? I've got a good mind to subtract your wasted time, my wasted time, and the cost of this call from your weekly wages! IN FACT I WILL! By the time I've finished with you, YOU'LL OWE US money! WHAT'S YOUR NAME - AND DON'T LIE, WE'VE GOT CALLER ID!!" I hear the phone drop and the sound of running feet - he's obviously going to try and get an alibi by being at the Dean's office. I look up his username and find his department. I ring the Dean's secretary. "Hello?" she answers. "HI, SIMON, B.O.F.H HERE, LISTEN, WHEN THAT GUY COMES RUNNING INTO YOUR OFFICE IN ABOUT 10 SECONDS, CAN YOU GIVE HIM A MESSAGE?" "I think so..." she says, "TELL HIM HE CAN RUN, BUT HE CAN'T HIDE.'" "Um. Ok." "AND DON'T FORGET NOW, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT FILE IN YOUR ACCOUNT WITH YOUR ANSWERS TO THE PURITY TEST IN IT..." I hear her scrabbling at the terminal... "DON'T BOTHER - I HAVE A COPY. BE A GOOD PERVY AND PASS THE MESSAGE ON." She sobs her assent and I hang up. And the worst thing is, I was just guessing about the purity test thing. I grab a quick copy anyway, it might make for some good late-night reading. Meantime backups have finished in record time, 2.03 seconds. Modern technology is wonderful, isn't it? Another user rings. "I need more space" he says "Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask "No, on my account, stupid." Stupid? Uh-Oh. "I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matinee Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?" I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it. "Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, *please*" "Sure, hang on." I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice. "There, you've got *plenty* of space now!" "How much have I got?" he simps. Now this *REALLY* *PISSES* *ME* *OFF*! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them *and that's it*! Back into Jimmy Stewart mode. "Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available." "Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power. "No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.." "Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?" I say nothing. It'll come to him. "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggh hhhhH!" I kill me, I really do! |
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Oh, that piece of crap...yeah, that one sucks. I don't want to watch some BOFH-wannabe playing DOOM for ten minutes.
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ya cez.
cao, i'm not our actual IT guy per se, but i end up doing all of that shit. :roflshrug: |
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:roflmao: holy shit. thc i missed the story you posted. funny chit
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