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stonehenge 04-16-2010 12:03 AM

zero no tiene sugar either wey

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snickers be worst out of whole trashcan :imo porque oreos be minneh pack

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going to teh home nao :bye:

Cez★ 04-16-2010 12:03 AM

Teh documentary be aboot the new world order thing. Supposedly itt has MANY quotes from actual people saying what they intend to do. My homie made it sound ALOT more credible than other similar movies

2005_Silverado 04-16-2010 12:05 AM

wan...cz has sugah substitute...same shit, diferente name :roflsad: not gewd either way

stonehenge 04-16-2010 12:06 AM

talocosameshit substitutes be from da erff

Cez★ 04-16-2010 12:18 AM

dat shugarr substitute prawllee worse than actual azucar

theholycow 04-16-2010 12:50 AM

Fucking auto parts stores.

1. Car Quest - I walk in and guy is counting his cash drawer. He says "just a minute". He says it every five minutes for a half hour. Finally his co-worker makes him snap out of it and he tries to help. He suggests buying a straight piece of fuel line and bending it how I need. He can't bend one without kinking it. FAIL.

2. C-A-P - Tried to bend a straight piece using a tool and fails. Sells me a straight piece, promising that the gas station across the street can bend it. They can't.

3. Autozone - Wants to sell me a straight piece. Says that I should be able to just bend it.

4. Napa - closed by the time I got there. If carquest jerk had tried to help me immediately then I would have gotten to Napa on time.

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I think I need to fill the tube with something and THEN try to bend it.

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Other fail: We grilled some hot dogs. We recently bought Ball Park Angus Beef hot dogs. Regular Ball Park beef hot dogs are great. The Angus ones taste line anus.

BillyJeanKing 04-16-2010 12:54 AM

DFW anus dawgs :D

Manbearpig 04-16-2010 01:18 AM

Blah class ftl

SarkOzy 04-16-2010 01:28 AM

thc........


1) fill tube with sand
2) bend to desired shape
3) ?????????
4) prawfit

Cez★ 04-16-2010 01:42 AM

i r home

theholycow 04-16-2010 01:43 AM

Yeah, I was thinking sand might do it, or ice. I once read a really good procedure for doing the job but I don't know how to find it.

Manbearpig 04-16-2010 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cez (Post 79515)
i r home

:bird: DIAF

SarkOzy 04-16-2010 01:48 AM

ive made copper coils for "stuff" like that before. you have to pack the sand in tight and crimp both ends though so the sand doesnt shift.

BillyJeanKing 04-16-2010 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manbearpig (Post 79517)
:bird: DIAF

i are at home BS'ing and watching tv and i are having peetzuh :happy:


FYL

Manbearpig 04-16-2010 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 79519)
i are at home BS'ing and watching tv and i are having peetzuh :happy:


FYL

diaf too :( :emo:

SarkOzy 04-16-2010 01:50 AM

lez has a creeper at work tonight. :roflmao:


dude is tipping her like MAD and telling her it's a shame she has a boyfriend. :rofljest:

he's unknowingly buying me new clothes :pepperjest:

Manbearpig 04-16-2010 01:54 AM

:hmm:

Cez★ 04-16-2010 01:56 AM

chriz what did you say you had to do to make a NBS bumper fit an OBS?

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Manbearpig (Post 79517)
:bird: DIAF

:happy:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 79521)
lez has a creeper at work tonight. :roflmao:


dude is tipping her like MAD and telling her it's a shame she has a boyfriend. :rofljest:

he's unknowingly buying me new clothes :pepperjest:

OHSNAP

SarkOzy 04-16-2010 01:57 AM

weld 1" square stock to the bumper brackets to take up the space. nbs frame is 2" wider than obs

BillyJeanKing 04-16-2010 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manbearpig (Post 79520)
diaf too :( :emo:

:kiss:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 79521)
lez has a creeper at work tonight. :roflmao:


dude is tipping her like MAD and telling her it's a shame she has a boyfriend. :rofljest:

he's unknowingly buying me new clothes :pepperjest:

hooters girls get durangos from teh customers :truestory:


:hmm:

theholycow 04-16-2010 01:59 AM

I guess I have to find/buy some caps for the ends of the tube, then pack it tight with sand, then cut my curve from a piece of wood...

Fuck it. I'll see if my father in law's shop has an appropriate bender.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:v...dog/bender.jpg

SarkOzy 04-16-2010 02:00 AM

watching Life :pepperjest:

Cez★ 04-16-2010 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 79525)
weld 1" square stock to the bumper brackets to take up the space. nbs frame is 2" wider than obs

1" :shake: got it. i thought it was 2. where do you think i should get it done?

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Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 79527)
I guess I have to find/buy some caps for the ends of the tube, then pack it tight with sand, then cut my curve from a piece of wood...

Fuck it. I'll see if my father in law's shop has an appropriate bender.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:v...dog/bender.jpg

cheese it

Manbearpig 04-16-2010 02:01 AM

McDonalds

Cez★ 04-16-2010 02:02 AM

nice edit douchemountain


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