i need to actually get something done today :(

Poor Eddie :(

Someone left a big thing of candy near the coffee machine :uhoh: these Chewy Lemonhead & Friends are :drool:

:bye:

bye cez

BTDT

I hate when I'm dumping and someone comes in to pee, and I try to stop until they're gone but they take forever dilly-dallying around, looking in the mirror and shit...get in, get out, avoid the stank.

:word:

Or when you can't control the sound FX

Bloop

hai

:word: someone comes in and your like "FUCK" :holddump: ... dude takes forever to fuckin piss ... :checkwatch: ... :cantholddumpanymore: :assexplosion: :shrug:

lawl fuck that, i let it rip. i do hate when your teh only one in teh john and like 6 people walk in at the same time

...I don't think I can come up with all those smilies, though I guess some tubgirl smilies would fit.

http://smiliesftw.com/x/tubgif.gif

:lol:

I hate when I'm in there takin a piss or droppin a deuce deuce and some someone comes in and starts talking to you :wtf:

wtf? glad i never got that. it sucks when i used to stand to pee on teh urinal and some ass decides to take teh one next to me. theyre open and its only 2 =\

Urinal etiquette is fucking important.

Remember in grade school when some kids would take their pants down around their ankles to piss in a urinal? Their dads never taught them how to piss on a tree, I guess.

bumped up my old restroom thread

Traffic on a residential street........WTF

some chit going down

:roflsquared:

i remember when there was a police chase in my neighborhood. some guy in a new escalade was running. i think he was a drug dealer. then he wrecked the escalade :(

^^
ha

I think what was going on was just a detour..luckily I knew my way around so I wasn't stuck for long

I was at the mall (:blah:) the other day and I had just washed my hands and was rippin some paper towels out of the holder when this little kid (maybe 5yo or so) bursts in, hauling ass, stops in front of a urinal and just drops everything below the shirt and starts gettin his piss on. Had he been an adult I'd :wtf: but being a kid, it made me jest.
Detour?

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:shake:

nice

Well I'm gonna go home suckas :bye:

bye wan

see ya later JEW-wan