so mah family was here for teh weekend and dis morning mah cousin took a shower and junk

when she comes out she only has on a towel :eek2:

i'm in a bedroom wif a bathroom in it

i'm all like "that's hot" but she walk in the bathroom

she comes out looking for her purse and asks me if i dun seen it

i'm all like :drool: "no i hazn't

so she spends a little while walking around the bedroom in the tiniest towel i ever done seen

at this point my wiener has been stricken with rigamortis i'm talking hard as a rock :rofl:

i'm all like "i don't give a fakk if she's mah cousin, she bout to get raped" :nono:

anyway, as she walks back to teh bathroom i can tell she's trying to keep the towel together at teh bottom so as not to expose her snatch


end.

i haz OBS :roflshrug:

si pero mines has legit tailgate/bumper :crossarms:


*reads korkah story*

:iseewhatyoudidthere:


kourke. nUdz?

:uhohdoor:

repz for the story, neg repz fpr no creep pics

almost had personal spank bank nUdz :rofluhoh:

:roflshrug:

did jest though

i thought i was the hillbilly here :roflshrug:

but pics of said cousin

:jester:

would make a great pr0n imo

weirdo

hellllllo

comming from the guy that almost fucked his cousin :roflshrug:

i call BS cuz if :wifflebat: was at full attention that NO way you could hide it from her, prob she would have to walk around it to get to the bathroom

Trevor's here for teh cousin gangbang

:rofl:

sup trev

i be making all teh jawjuns look bad

:serio:

she almost got teh WEENER

i mean if you had a hawt cousin and this shit happened to you you'd be like dis :dickslinger:

:roflmao:

unless you were laying down, in which case it would hit the ceiling and look like some sort of mid-room support column or black stripper pole

or laid on his chin

hai trev

i have 2 hot cousins that are twins but never had one throw pussy at me like yours did

:rofl:

thrown you say??? :hmm:

i actually have a few more that are hot too. but the twins be the hottest.

twins basil twins (in my best austin powers voice)