redface fail and you no iz minor wtf

oh wait

:pedobear:

:lol: :secretshake:

OMG who's a minor?


Elk burger = super NOM

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I used "nom" in a text message last night for the first time in my life. My buddy was like "wtf???"

Iz b 26 officer!

:van:

:secret:

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i think doosh left
:happeh:

teh korkah is 20

This I was unaware of!

:D

I use it in text and in person with my wife all the time :rofl2: "damn babe these enchiladas look nommmm"
waaaaaaaattt I thought you were like 23-26 or so. :headexplode:

Oh well!
lol.


hey, its quittin time for me today!

I got paycheck today.
$490
How awesome was that for 2 weeks?

not very because i got 6XX :secret:

BOO!

I think I was still drunk when I came in to work.
i ate too many finger foods :rofl2:

I wanna nap now.
BUT, it might be PCB time

im going to use it in text today and see if people say anything...

...they probably wont though because they are always misspelling shit with their stupid phones and that auto finish.

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well dont fall asleep on the bike on the way to PCB :roflmao:

i did too

fools be like: "QUE es nom?"

I wont be here :(

Dis be where I am this weekend.

so true so true :clap:

Thats like a 8-9 hr drive for me :blah:

Come to Sarasota, We have the 2nd best beach in the world here :happy:
http://galleries.heraldtribune.com/?...om/2094488.jpg

Longhorn Steakhouse has nomz burgers. I had a Philly for lunch that was awesome and its our new friday go to lunch place.

Cafe Risque in both Ga and FL :secretshake:

We finally got a Red Robin nearby, too bad nearby is over an hour away in Ft. Myers :(

Youz a youngin.

:concentrate:

finish Ultimate after lunch mega quote!
:happeh:

no sir

i are 20yo stawk trading, choo collecting, nom making MFer

:word:

OMG I feel olds now.

TIme to go!

are you talking about the one up here on 75...I lived in Ocala for years and used to date a girl that danced there :roflshrug:

Yeah Iz b young and dumb

Damn that looks nice :whoa:
:jester: wife was using my phone yesterday and she be like "who the hell is Yamal Korkah!??" and I laughed and said he is a dude on the forum that always posts pics of the BAMF food he makes. I then proceeded to drool as I mentioned salmon patties, lemon pepper chicken, bbq ribs/wangs, and catfish.

:word: that is both of us then.

Yup. I hit the one in Ga up w/ a buddy on a road trip just for fun. I had a chick sit in my lap and say, I kid you not "anyone eer tell you you got purty teef" I almost fell out of the chair laughing with her in my lap :roflfp:

It is beautiful. I grew up here and barely visit now because it is a pain in the ass to park and get out there it stays so busy. That and walking in the sand is a PITA.

:rofljest: pretty teef!

Yeah they arent exactly known for their high class status.

I went in to the one in Florida one time. Turns out my buddies knew that the girl I used to date danced there and they wanted to fuck with me so they talked me into going. They plant me front row of the stage, and then she walks out. I about died cause I used to make fun of all the whores that worked there and then she became one.

They got me back though, cause my phone started ringing and no lie the music in the place stopped and all the strippers on stage looked at me and said "go ahead, answer the phone and tell your mommy youll be home soon"....:roflmao: I had all these truckers looking at me stupid. Never again did I go to that shit hole...:roflshrug:

K Hood

i are going next door to snap gator pics

brb

lemon pepper sheekin with mashed taters tonight :drool:

i haz tejaz toast chicken strip bbq sammish