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The social pages certainly say so.

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 90909)

Yup.

:happy:

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Originally Posted by Keeler (Post 90910)

But I've got the biggest balls of them all!!!!

you got the biggest ballz i dun seen thus far

:uhoh:

http://shine.yahoo.com/event/haven/2...negar-1371277/

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1. Deodorize the sink: Pour 1 cup baking soda, followed by 1 cup hot vinegar, down the drain. Let sit for at least 5 minutes, then rinse with hot water.

2. Deodorize the garbage disposal: Make ice cubes out of vinegar. Run the disposal with a few vinegar ice cubes and cold water.

3. Clean countertops: Wipe down surfaces with a rag dipped in vinegar.

4. Clean the fridge: Use a mixture of half water, half vinegar to wipe down the interior shelves and walls.

5. Remove soap build-up and odors from the dishwasher: Once a month, pour 1 cup of vinegar into an empty dishwasher and run the machine through its entire cycle.

6. Bust oven grease: If you’ve got grease spots on the oven door, pour some vinegar directly on the stains, let it sit for 15 minutes, and wipe away with a sponge.

7. To make old glassware sparkle: To get rid of the cloudy effect, wrap a vinegar-soaked towel around the glass and let it sit. Remove and rinse with hot water.

8. Get rid of lime deposits on your tea kettle: Fill the kettle with vinegar and let it boil. Allow it to cool, and rinse with water.

9. Remove stains in coffee cups: Create a paste using of equal parts vinegar and salt (or in lieu of salt, baking soda) and scrub gently before rinsing.

10. Treat Tupperware stains (and stinkiness): Wipe the containers with a vinegar-saturated cloth.

11. Remove stains on aluminum pots: Boil 1 cup vinegar and 1 cup water.

12. Deter ant infestations: Spray outside doorways and windowsills, and anywhere you see a trail of critters.

13. Clean can openers: Scrub the wheel of your can opener with vinegar using an old toothbrush.

14. Remove stickers or labels: Cover the sticker with a vinegar-soaked cloth. Let it sit overnight—it should slide right off by morning.

15. Shine porcelain sinks: A bit of vinegar and a good scrub should leave them sparkling.

16. Clean grout: Pour on some vinegar, let it hang out for a few minutes, and buff with an old toothbrush.

17. Clean the shower door: Spray them down with vinegar pre-shower, or post (after you’ve squeegeed the glass) to remove hard water deposits.

18. Clean a grimy showerhead: To get rid of scum, fill a Ziploc with ½ a cup of baking soda and 1 cup vinegar and tie it around the showerhead. Let it sit for an hour, until the bubbling has stopped. Remove the bag and run the shower.

19. Make a toilet sparkle: Pour in a cup or two of vinegar and let it sit there overnight before scrubbing with a toilet brush.

20. Polish linoleum floors: Add 1 cup of vinegar for every gallon of water you use to wash the floor.

21. Clean paintbrushes: Soak paintbrushes for an hour before simmering them on the stove to remove hardened paint. Drain and rinse.

22. Clean grills: Spray vinegar on a ball of tin foil, then use it to give the grate a firm scrub.

23. Disinfect wood cutting boards: Wipe down wood boards with a wash of vinegar.

24. Clean the microwave: Fill a microwave-safe bowl with 2 cups water and ½ cup vinegar. Heat it on full power for 3-4 minutes until it comes to a boil. Keep the door closed for a few minutes longer to let the steam fill the microwave, loosening the grime. Remove the bowl (carefully!) and wipe down interior walls with a sponge.

25. Polish patent leather accessories: Give them a rub with a vinegar-soaked cloth. Buff with a dry cloth.

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 90908)

:roflmao: since when did gmfs turn to puss central? well at least its still posted here right?

That was some nasty shit. No pun intended.

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Originally Posted by Keeler (Post 90915)

That was some nasty shit. No pun intended.

:roflshrug:

and i thought it wasnt so bad since no one said so :(

Noon needs to hurry the fuck up

:roflmao: soo close to home lmao.

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A woman trying to save her boyfriend as he was being beaten in the parking lot of a pool hall on Interstate 45 ran down his four attackers with her car, but also accidently hit her mother early this morning in southeast Houston.

The confrontation occurred outside Slick Willie's pool parlor in the 8400 block of the Gulf Freeway about 3:15 a.m., police said.

Police said four people argued with the woman's boyfriend inside the pool hall and the confrontation spilled outside into the parking lot.

That's when the woman jumped into her car and sped toward her boyfriend's attackers, police said.

Police said the woman's boyfriend, whose name has not been released, was rushed to Ben Taub General Hospital in critical condition after the beating.

His four attackers, whose names also have not been released, were taken to nearby hospitals with non-threatening injuries, including broken bones.

The woman also inadvertently hit her mother. Her mother's injuries were not known and it is unclear why her mother was at the pool hall.

The man's girlfriend was taken into custody.

No charges have been filed so far.

Police are investigating the case.

:roflsquared:

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What a nice mothers day activity. I guess when your mom is only 14 years older than you she still has a little spunk left in her at 3am

---------- Post added at 10:02 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:00 AM ----------

:rofljest: since when are pool spots so popular?

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An argument at a pool table left one man shot to death inside a bar in southeast Houston early this morning.

The shooting happened at Dos Rios nightspot in the 7400 block of Park Place about 1 a.m. Monday, police said.

Police said the victim, whose name has not been released, was shot once in the chest. He was rushed to Ben Taub General Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

No other injuries were reported.

Investigators said two men got into a heated argument while at a pool table. One of them pulled out a gun and shot the other.

The gunman ran out of the bar after the shooting. Dozens of people at the bar saw the confrontation and police are interviewing them to determine the gunman's identity.

The shooter is described only as an Hispanic male in his early twenties.

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 90902)

Cliff's?

Headache, not mow lawn, not take trash to dump, buy MoDay gifts, go see mom.

GWW ex was Miss Brunswick County :nono:

GWW = Great White Whoar

:rofl2:!!!!

H got left at my house without a ride.

Re: The Chat Thread

I think me father inlaw is a :pedrobear: he kissed me mother inlaw when she was 13......he was 19 :blah:

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 90930)

I think me father inlaw is a :pedrobear he kissed me mother inlaw when she was 13......he was 19 :blah:

And he got away with it. Prob would be a hero in pedo communities

:jester:

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Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 90929)

:rofl2:!!!!

H got left at my house without a ride.

she has legs. what's the problem? :shrug:

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 90930)

I think me father inlaw is a :pedrobear: he kissed me mother inlaw when she was 13......he was 19 :blah:

:secretshake:

Do not like antifreeze smell coming from truck at all times. :blah:

Went to put coolant in radiator, took a whole bottle. Then added a little of second bottle to reservoir.

Is the water pump a bitch to replace?

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 90930)

I think me father inlaw is a :pedrobear: he kissed me mother inlaw when she was 13......he was 19 :blah:

:clap: :roflmao:

me cuz found this right outside their clinic :rofltank: :wtf:

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs376...._6458993_n.jpg

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Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 90934)

na not really

What all does it entail? Remove belts, drain coolant, pull and replace? Or need to remove other shit to get to it?

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Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 90932)

she has legs. what's the problem? :shrug:

:secretshake:

I live in the middle of nowhere.
lol

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Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 90937)

What all does it entail? Remove belts, drain coolant, pull and replace? Or need to remove other shit to get to it?

drain teh coolant
remove the upper fan shroud
fan/fan clutch
might have to unbolt a bracket from a/c
remove waterpump

pretty sure that's it. been years since i replaced mine.

btw.......DO NOT put silicone or rtv sealant on the water pump gaskets

when should i fill out teh fafsa form again?

do it nao or else they'll say you waited too long :facepalm: