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Watching the local gnus now. Don't really care.

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:high5: MexiNomz FTW!

this movie would be better with nudity

This news would NOT be better with nudity. This news bitch better stay clothed. :uhoh:

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Fuck! How did they find such an unattractive college student to interview?

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Coyote warning in Cranston. That's an odd place for that, there's no forest there.

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OSHA warning for the USPS.

I think its a game they play to see who can get the ugliest,inbred people on tv

Blah blah blah Providence taxes and such.

Oil spill, Obama, Gulf Coast.

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Oil covered bird.

obama loves this shit it takes away from the healthcare and all his other fuck ups

New Honda safety recall now, they'll tell us after the commercial.

I think I prefer GM's recalls for tailgate cables and such.

watching "i love ya man"

Meh. Just a leaky power steering hose that could catch fire.

I'm tired but the wife is on the stay-up-late schedule these days.

H still hasn't contacted me :read:

RI's top exports: waste and scrap. Been that way for years apparently.

Hooray quiet treatmetn!

:rofl2:
Its annoying when she'll talk to everyone but me.
Bah.

:high5: Take this time to do some man stuff. Go fishing. Get drunk and jerk off to scary porn. Listen to that music that she can't stand.

flick your shit at passing cars

I'm going to bed. Night, folks.

Oh I've done some of that. I listen to the music she hates ALLLL the time. I prob go fishing tomorrow, weather was dookie today.
Jacking off to scary porn...hmm. Aint done that in FOREVER.
I usually just get some.

wanna go cow tipping?

:happy:

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fuck its humid

what does it mean when you get a bunch of returned emails that you never sent?

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Originally Posted by Ewok (Post 87033)

I had this chick come by last summer selling some cleaner like that it was like 45.00 a quart or some shit she was pissed when I didn't buy any said like 50 bucks is going to hurt you not like me from the ghetto......

Some guy came to my door selling that shit and we live off a highway with no sidewalks or anything :wtf: and he wouldn't take no for an answer. He cleaned a spot on the porch, washed part of my window, then he was like "which truck is yours? Let me show you what this can do" and I was like fuuuuuck that "Nah I'm good, laters" :rofl2:

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 87037)

lol i was like i dont have cash, we take credit. then i just said im broke :rofl:

same "I don't have cash, just my card." "OH WE TAKE CARDS!! I just copy the number and all the info down on this here paper and..." ehhh no I can't afford $50 for cleaner. "Oh so you don't want to help young kids get out of bad neighborhoods?" at that point I got pissed.

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 87060)

watching "i love ya man"

Fap station ftw SLAPPIN DA BAAASSSS

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Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 87066)

H still hasn't contacted me :read:

Tell her that she can keep her ghetto ass Tour then :crossarms:

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 87069)

Get drunk and jerk off to scary porn.

:hmm: might do later

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Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 87077)

wanna go cow tipping?

Do it, he's asleep

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Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 87080)

what does it mean when you get a bunch of returned emails that you never sent?

Does the return email show what "you" tried to send? If its an ad or something shady then your email has been hacked or you have a virus or something and its using your email address to send out spam...

im kinda sleepy. I keep catching myself dozing of