:pimp2:

:roflpow:

He did!!! I'm gonna add a cow to my ranch once this cat gets the fuck out
I thought they called your cell :roflmao:

I have got 2 calls today from an 866 number. When I answer, they stay quiet and after about 20 seconds, they hang up. I googled the number and some people say when they call back, it is Wells Fargo. I'm not calling anyone back. They should leave messages or answer when I say hello or they can go fuck themselves :imo

a real life pussy :slap:

just beat it :moonwalk:

It's not really Wells Fargo. It's a scammer who knows you'll use your caller ID, trying to change the pattern and catch you off guard.

:wank:

:cochino:

That's why I'm not calling back. A lot of these fucks call and hang up in the hope that you'll be like "damn, lost the call, I better call them back" and then they trick you into spending a long time on the phone and you get a bill for a fuckload of money but its your bad because you called them.

Ring ring

Me: Rick speaking

Phone: Hello, this is your bank's card services. As one of our valued credit card customers, you may qualify for lower rates. If you would like to speak to a representative about lowering your rates, press 1 to speak to a representative.

Me: {oh wtf I haven't even had a credit card for like a year now} <1>

Phone: Hold please :rockon:

Phone: Hello, this is whateverthefuckhisnamewas from card services. Do you have high interest / blah blah blah?

Me: (faking) Yes, I do.

Phone: Which account would you like your interest lowered on?

Me: Which one do you guys have?

Phone: We service all accounts. If you look on the back of your card, there is an 800 number that says card services. That's us. We are affiliated with all {fake number I don't remember} FDIC-insured banks. Tell me all your personal information so I can scam you.

Me: What company are you calling from?

Phone: Card services. Why do you want to know? (or something like that)

Me: Because I want to find out the name of your company and your phone number so I can not get scammed and I can FUCKING KILL YOU.

Phone: Sir, I think you are blah blah blah

Me: <hang up> :crossarms: :think: :uhoh:

PUSH IT TO THE LIMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT :rocking:

:security:

some fuckstick tried to sell me car insurance once. i was bullshitting him and i forgot how it went but i think i ended up pissing him off good until he was like "look do you want insurance?" i was like no not really. "click" he hung up all quick like and i was :happy:

:roflmao:
Those fucks used to call me all the time and say that my vehicles warranty was about to expire and they could offer me an extended warranty to save me hassle. Stupid motherfuckers try to pull that on me? I drive 2 vehicles. One is a 96 and one is a 93. NEITHER are registered under my name. Yeahhhh...

I've wasted their time before without losing my cool. I don't know what went wrong today.

It was the off-road subforum debacle

:hmm: Could it be? Maybe it's the weather. We had sunshine all week and today it's raining.

i love it when they dont even tell you what car :roflmao:

oh the warranty on my 96 is about to expire, why did my dad only get a 14 year warranty on it :pissedfist:

:roflsquared:

btw family whore obs ecsbs ftw

serio brah

Just clicked on GMFS chat thread to see wtf

wat i found: ghey

i think ima see if i can haz my snug top put on next week

30 more minutes. seriously about to fall asleep lol

du et