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Cez★ 09-30-2009 06:17 PM

i dont haz any :( at all

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 06:18 PM

thanks cez....hes pretty bummed :(

Cez★ 09-30-2009 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9413)
thanks cez....hes pretty bummed :(

I would be too :( cant he just sign up in another dept. then transfer to BP??

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 06:22 PM

so wife had me bid on some stuff on egay right....she says "max bid, $100" so its 5 mins till ends, and its at 90, I know its gonna go higher than that...ends at 120 + s/h. I tell her we lost and I ask

"how much is that new?"
her: I dunno :think:
me: how u know what to bid then?
her: they go for 150 + s/h usually...lowest i seen was 120 shipped
me: so u wanted to get it LOWER than the lowest u seen?
her: :shrug:
me: not gonna happen
her: well bid max 110 on the next one

:blah:

Cez★ 09-30-2009 06:23 PM

:lol:

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SSierra (Post 9414)
I would be too :( cant he just sign up in another dept. then transfer to BP??

he might not get in at all because BP already rejected him :(

btw, Kar's Sweet n' salty trail mix is NOMZ! www.peanutcar.com

stonehenge 09-30-2009 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SSierra (Post 9410)
havent eaten at all :blah: w00t i go get a haircut today finally :lol:

I need one BAD, hair is all up on my ears :uhoh:
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9411)
i ran out of jap nutz :(

Bought a big bag at Walmart :jester: they be Sabritas brand
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9417)
btw, Kar's Sweet n' salty trail mix is NOMZ! www.peanutcar.com

hell yes it is nomz, i love that shit with the lil m&ms in there :drool:

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 06:28 PM

Kar's be .85 at me vending machine :drool: those mms are sooo good with the saltyness of the nutz

Cez★ 09-30-2009 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9417)
he might not get in at all because BP already rejected him :(

btw, Kar's Sweet n' salty trail mix is NOMZ! www.peanutcar.com

that be some BS :imo

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Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 9418)
I need one BAD, hair is all up on my ears :uhoh:

Bought a big bag at Walmart :jester: they be Sabritas brand

hell yes it is nomz, i love that shit with the lil m&ms in there :drool:

i hate when mine be too long i feel uncomfortable

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iz updated thick thread in case youz guys not see

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 06:29 PM

to the bitch who wears foam flip flops to work:

BICTH! WEAR FUCKING SHOES! I HATE HEARING YOU WALK AROUND FLOPPING ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN OFFICE!

That is all :bye:

SarkOzy 09-30-2009 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9422)
to the bitch who wears foam flip flops to work:

BICTH! WEAR FUCKING SHOES! I HATE HEARING YOU WALK AROUND FLOPPING ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN OFFICE!

That is all :bye:

:bird:





And this made my head hurt


http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/30...sex/index.html

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 06:30 PM

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stonehenge 09-30-2009 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9419)
Kar's be .85 at me vending machine :drool: those mms are sooo good with the saltyness of the nutz

:word: delicioso
Quote:

Originally Posted by SSierra (Post 9420)
that be some BS :imo



i hate when mine be too long i feel uncomfortable

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iz updated thick thread in case youz guys not see

I also hate when it is this long and I take a nap. When I wake up it is all crazy on one side and WILL NOT go back to normal until I shower. Even if I get it all wet and comb it, that son of a bitch still looks crazy.

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by chris' article
........It turns out that women's reasons for having sex range from love to pure pleasure to a sense of duty to curiosity to curing a headache.......

BULL-SHIT.......thats probably THE #1 excuse to not have sex

Cez★ 09-30-2009 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9424)
Round Ass! No ribs allowed. Thick girls...
by theholycow

:shrug:

iz posted in theres :)

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Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 9425)
:word: delicioso

I also hate when it is this long and I take a nap. When I wake up it is all crazy on one side and WILL NOT go back to normal until I shower. Even if I get it all wet and comb it, that son of a bitch still looks crazy.

o yea i have to work that motherfucker back to normal in teh morning when i wake up :blah:

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anime at work :secret:

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 9425)

I also hate when it is this long and I take a nap. When I wake up it is all crazy on one side and WILL NOT go back to normal until I shower. Even if I get it all wet and comb it, that son of a bitch still looks crazy.

#2 all around brah :shake:

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Originally Posted by SSierra (Post 9427)
iz posted in theres :)

i saw them last night....some nice (_|_) pero no me gustan las negras :puke:

SarkOzy 09-30-2009 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9426)
BULL-SHIT.......thats probably THE #1 excuse to not have sex


:shrug: I've never believed it helps anyway.

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .
............"Many of the women were having sex purely because they wanted the experience, they wanted the adventure, they wanted to see what it was like to be with men of different ethnicities," she said.

AKA...."I wanna know how it feels to be fucked by a black anaconda" :roflmao:

Cez★ 09-30-2009 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9429)
#2 all around brah :shake:


i saw them last night....some nice (_|_) pero no me gustan las negras :puke:

:shake: was trying to find light skinneded gurls

SarkOzy 09-30-2009 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9431)
AKA...."I wanna know how it feels to be fucked by a black anaconda" :roflmao:


:roflword:

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .
A 26-year-old heterosexual woman wrote, "When I was single, I had sex for my own personal pleasure. Now that I am married, I have sex to please my husband. My own pleasure doesn't seem as important as his. I believe he feels the same way."

Damn right :shake: u had ur fun...its MY turn :pepper:

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SSierra (Post 9432)
:shake: was trying to find light skinneded gurls

get some latinas in there :drool: :badger: :secret: :fistbump:

Cez★ 09-30-2009 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9434)
Damn right :shake: u had ur fun...its MY turn :pepper:

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get some latinas in there :drool: :badger: :secret: :fistbump:

:shake:

SarkOzy 09-30-2009 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9434)
Damn right :shake: u had ur fun...its MY turn :pepper:

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get some latinas in there :drool: :badger: :secret: :fistbump:

:pepper: :naughty:

theholycow 09-30-2009 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9360)
espaņol lessons :read:

I took two years of Spanish in high school. Then I took the second year again. :retard:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 9362)
The admin woman is buying something from craigslist and doesn't want to go meet the dude by herself so me and my boss are going along and she's buying In-N-Out :pepper:

My boss just took me to Dairy Queen. Nom!

Do we have a nomz smiley? We need one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9368)
wife has been confused for armenian and persian :blah:

She's hairy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9371)
some armenians look just like mexis :imo: they've fooled me a couple times.

Photos of my Armenian dad from when he was younger look just like Cheech Marin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9377)
LOL @ prius in front of her. :shake:

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wait...is it a prius? i know its a hybrid :think:

Might be a new Insight.

stonehenge 09-30-2009 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9429)
#2 all around brah :shake:

That's what I usually do, but I think I'm gonna go with an actual haircut this time (#2 on the sides and finger length on the top) which ends up being fairly short on top also
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9431)
AKA...."I wanna know how it feels to be fucked by a black anaconda" :roflmao:

or by a churro :naughty:

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 06:49 PM

we need :whoa: :imo:

stonehenge 09-30-2009 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 9439)
My boss just took me to Dairy Queen. Nom!

Do we have a nomz smiley? We need one.

:high5: what kind of nomz smiley would you like? I can work on it later maybe. Just a guy holding a sign? How about the drool guy holding a sign!?

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9441)
we need :whoa: :imo:

:whoa: :bird: :pepperjest: i think are the only ones i still notice

:pepper: took over the OG pepper

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 06:52 PM

LOL @ email I just got from sprint...All I saw on Pre was "Share more and satisfy mother" :wtf: :roflmao: Says "Share more and satisfy mother nature" sprint is selling an "eco-friendly" phone...[leslie voice] pffffffffft! [/voice]

Cez★ 09-30-2009 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9444)
LOL @ email I just got from sprint...All I saw on Pre was "Share more and satisfy mother" :wtf: :roflmao: Says "Share more and satisfy mother nature" sprint is selling an "eco-friendly" phone...[leslie voice] pffffffffft! [/voice]

eco-phone lol, todo putoo

stonehenge 09-30-2009 06:58 PM

i want a phone made from recycled paper and biodeisel

SarkOzy 09-30-2009 06:59 PM

:rofl2: this was hidden away on my ipod

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVKIZiwaQQ8


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stonehenge 09-30-2009 07:00 PM

watch yoself

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i love rubberbands.. and cinnamon buns.. rubberbands.. and honeybuns..

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 07:04 PM

wan, lady that sends hoa letters is same one that told me about slope and turned out to be an fyi only....penor cacti owner probably got the same thing :nono:

SarkOzy 09-30-2009 07:05 PM

chevy ridin highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I'm a real thug.....so my rims scrub

rofl

Cez★ 09-30-2009 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 9459)
chevy ridin highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I'm a real thug.....so my rims scrub

rofl

:rofl:

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 07:10 PM

i hate taxes :blah:

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probably will only get like 1K back after they take out the $500 payment for the 7500 "loan" we got as first time home buyers :down:

Cez★ 09-30-2009 07:11 PM

get on it tax gai :crazy:

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rofl at people putting their numbers on myspace status box thing

2005_Silverado 09-30-2009 07:12 PM

then we getting double obama stimulus cuz wez married and were both taking the credit, wether we like it or not :bird: Mr. President...it screws up our deductions

stonehenge 09-30-2009 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9458)
wan, lady that sends hoa letters is same one that told me about slope and turned out to be an fyi only....penor cacti owner probably got the same thing :nono:

rofl yeah thats why i said it like that in the other thread "Those cactus don't fit in right with the rest of the landscaping in the neighborhood, they should be dealt with. That is if you think they are bad too, because if not then thats cool bro, its all good, I'm just sayin' ya know? It's up to you man, you are so cool!"
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 9462)
i hate texas :blah:

cez isnt that bad bro :(

SarkOzy 09-30-2009 07:13 PM

THank God Leslie didn't know me in high school. :rofljest:



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