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Picture this: we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had given her an extra key? All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me. :uhoh:

Mommy came in and she caught me one handed dreamin of the girl next door
Picture this I was working that gherkin, should'a locked the bedroom door
How could I get caught while I was pickin' up a pound of meat
All this time she was standing there I'm polishing my good friend pete

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 33355)

epic poopage haz occured.
i got there and was like
:ffuuu:
then i was done and was like
:ahhh:

Same here.

Cez★	01-07-2010 01:26 AM

:shake:

Ewok	01-07-2010 01:28 AM

Company holiday party Saturday FTW it's gonna be Casino night free food open bar 1000 dollars each of chips to play with some kick ass door prizes I can't wait to go out with other adults without the kids I love them but daddy needs some adult time

Cez★	01-07-2010 01:29 AM

nice :high5: sounds like a good night.

Ewok	01-07-2010 02:29 AM

mmmm froot loops

BillyJeanKing

01-07-2010 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Ewok (Post 33403)

Company holiday party Saturday FTW it's gonna be Casino night free food open bar 1000 dollars each of chips to play with some kick ass door prizes I can't wait to go out with other adults without the kids I love them but daddy needs some adult time

I can haz explenashuns

holiday party?

Ewok	01-07-2010 02:31 AM

its cheaper to wait till after new years to book a party they saved like 5 grand last year waiting instead of doing it around christmas

BillyJeanKing

01-07-2010 02:34 AM

:cool:

Cez★	01-07-2010 02:35 AM

cold

Ewok	01-07-2010 02:38 AM

mexi's will be headed back south if it gets to cold

Cez★	01-07-2010 02:38 AM

youd like that wouldnt you?? :(

Ewok	01-07-2010 02:40 AM

nah my best neighbors are mexican's most of teh rest are white trash who dont take care of their place's at least the mexi's have some pride in their place.

Cez★	01-07-2010 02:41 AM

:shake: yea teh lawn be important. ask my dad lol.
i thought it was raining right now. guess it was just teh wind shaking the trees

BillyJeanKing

01-07-2010 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 33415)

youd like that wouldnt you?? :(

some of my best friends are mexi

cez
eddeh
wan

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:rofl:

Cez★	01-07-2010 02:44 AM

wan half-counts :rofl:

Ewok	01-07-2010 02:45 AM

they have won best yard in the neighbor hood a couple different times I try but I never can get my shit to look as good as theirs.

the dad and mom no speak english but the kids do they have a couple hot teen-aged daughters and a teen-aged son so chatting it up with them is a challenge

Cez★	01-07-2010 02:47 AM

haha nice. you just :wave: when you see em? :jester:

Ewok	01-07-2010 02:49 AM

pretty much:crossarms:

BillyJeanKing

01-07-2010 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ewok (Post 33422)

they have won best yard in the neighbor hood a couple different times I try but I never can get my shit to look as good as theirs.

the dad and mom no speak english but the kids do they have a couple hot teen-aged daughters and a teen-aged son so chatting it up with them is a challenge

:pedobear: