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2005_Silverado 09-24-2009 03:33 PM


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I see the wave smilie has been fixed :shake: thanks cow!

SarkOzy 09-24-2009 03:34 PM


Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 8009)
where are all the cacti?

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Once, there was this kid I knew... got into an accident and couldn't come to school. But when he finally came back, his hair had turned from black into bright white :whoa: he said that it was from when the cars had smashed so hard. mmm mmm mmm mmm

We haz none :(


Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 8012)

:word: Unless you run wide open high RPM all the time, but if you do that then you probably don't care.

As of late I just cruise. Haven't been to the dragstrip since November lol. I'm on pace for 45K miles this year though. :whoa:

chevyrado14 09-24-2009 03:36 PM

im back

2005_Silverado 09-24-2009 03:36 PM

might pick up a couple of these bad boys for the race in november

SarkOzy 09-24-2009 03:40 PM

Soooooo someone is retiring at work and we're having a company lunch. mmmmmm barbeque

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El baja Eddiez?

chevyrado14 09-24-2009 03:40 PM

sounds good im thinkin subway for me today

2005_Silverado 09-24-2009 03:43 PM

yup...baja 1000...i have a tent and sleeping bags but no way in hell Im sleeping on the ground there....they have some nasty looking bugs where were gonna camp...let me look up some pics.

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chevyrado14 09-24-2009 03:45 PM

i dont blame you wtf is that thing

SarkOzy 09-24-2009 03:45 PM

I want to go to baja. :(

2005_Silverado 09-24-2009 03:47 PM

tater bug :shrug:

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Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 8027)
I want to go to baja. :(

fly down to San Diego thursday night, I'll drop you off monday morning :imo:


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chevyrado14 09-24-2009 03:47 PM

def looks nasty and baja would be fun to check out

2005_Silverado 09-24-2009 03:48 PM


SarkOzy 09-24-2009 03:50 PM

:hmm: pB/SarkOzy + camping in ze dezert = :nono:

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2005_Silverado 09-24-2009 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by chevyrado14 (Post 8030)
def looks nasty and baja would be fun to check out

We take a drive down the coast for a good hour, hour-half....then head inland through some mountains and into Ojos Negros where shit gets crazy. Dude got run over by a Trophy Truck once...he got too close on a jump, TT landed on his leg and can be dangerous if youre too close.

SarkOzy 09-24-2009 03:51 PM

They don't look too dangerous

2005_Silverado 09-24-2009 03:52 PM

this be where I camp....that jump is weak btw

chevyrado14 09-24-2009 03:53 PM

damn thats wild i can see where one could be easily injured

2005_Silverado 09-24-2009 03:54 PM

chris, this needs could be you and leslie :imo:

SarkOzy 09-24-2009 04:07 PM

:lol: I can photoshop something up

2005_Silverado 09-24-2009 04:07 PM

go to 3:30 roughly....I was at this race

Video page
Full screen

SarkOzy 09-24-2009 04:13 PM

At least Leslie can translate for me. LOL

2005_Silverado 09-24-2009 04:16 PM

we can test leslies español...I drop you guys off in town and will expect you at camp ground before night guys get there, she passed :roflmao:

edit: you dont show, :uhoh: I dunno what Ima tell u guys parents

SarkOzy 09-24-2009 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 8043)
we can test leslies español...I drop you guys off in town and will expect you at camp ground before night guys get there, she passed :roflmao:

Oh God :roflmao:

chevyrado14 09-24-2009 04:18 PM


SarkOzy 09-24-2009 04:21 PM

I think we could do it. Fly out for a weekend and head to Mex. Granted we both need passports first.

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