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SarkOzy 11-11-2009 08:17 PM

oh hai. just went on a wild goose chase through our factory for ye olde relay sample from like 1930. couldn't find it yet there is a picture of it in our catalog....WTF

Cez★ 11-11-2009 08:20 PM

:lol:

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so to get my keys. i tried to open every door but they were locked. so i went across teh street to uhaul to see if they had anything i could use, they didnt. so i called two different numbers on the parking lot sign and neither worked :blah: so i called 911 and they transferred me to teh tow hotline. i get a number for a guy close by, i call him and he says he'll get to me in a hour :bird: so i said, nope sorry dont haz 1 hour, so he gave me pop a locks number. i call them and they say they haz a guy on the way in 30 min. 20 min pass and the dude there working on teh truck. it took him like 10 min to open teh damn thing :blah: so 50 bucks for that =/

SarkOzy 11-11-2009 08:24 PM

Sooooo hot in here.

Cez★ 11-11-2009 08:26 PM

i haz cold water :zomfg:

theholycow 11-11-2009 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cez (Post 20273)
so i called 911

:nono:

BillyJeanKing 11-11-2009 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 20277)
:nono:

haha, yeah


don't call ze mergency gaiz for locked burb

Cez★ 11-11-2009 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 20277)
:nono:

i was desperate :( at least she was very nice about it. she had asked what i needed, police, ambulance or firetruck. i said a towtruck plz. then she transferred me to towtruck line

stonehenge 11-11-2009 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cez (Post 20273)
so to get my keys. i tried to open every door but they were locked. so i went across teh street to uhaul to see if they had anything i could use, they didnt. so i called two different numbers on the parking lot sign and neither worked :blah: so i called 911 and they transferred me to teh tow hotline. i get a number for a guy close by, i call him and he says he'll get to me in a hour :bird: so i said, nope sorry dont haz 1 hour, so he gave me pop a locks number. i call them and they say they haz a guy on the way in 30 min. 20 min pass and the dude there working on teh truck. it took him like 10 min to open teh damn thing :blah: so 50 bucks for that =/

50 USD :blah: I thought 50 pesos was a little cheap, that be like $4 :rofl2:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cez (Post 20279)
i was desperate :( at least she was very nice about it. she had asked what i needed, police, ambulance or firetruck. i said a towtruck plz. then she transferred me to towtruck line

:roflmao:
911Lady: "911, do you need police, ambulance, or firetruck?"
Cez: "Towtruck wey, I locked my llaves up in the burb"
911L: :blah:

Cez★ 11-11-2009 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 20280)
50 USD :blah: I thought 50 pesos was a little cheap, that be like $4 :rofl2:

:roflmao:
911Lady: "911, do you need police, ambulance, or firetruck?"
Cez: "Towtruck wey, I locked my llaves up in the burb"
911L: :blah:

yea 50 US bones lol. i wish it was that cheap. but yea she probably be like :nono: fawking dumnass

SarkOzy 11-11-2009 09:06 PM

:wtf:


http://photos-sf2p.fbcdn.net/v291/20...23918_1170.jpg

stonehenge 11-11-2009 09:07 PM

911L: "911, do you need police, an ambulance, or a firetruck?"
C: "Ey chica, que onda? I need the numero for vatozone por favor sekzee"
911L: :blah:

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Chriz, you a fb creeper?

SarkOzy 11-11-2009 09:07 PM

I haz link to fb bewbies. :hmm:

Cez★ 11-11-2009 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 20284)
911L: "911, do you need police, an ambulance, or a firetruck?"
C: "Ey chica, que onda? I need the numero for vatozone por favor sekzee"
911L: :blah:

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Chriz, you a fb creeper?

rofl :secret:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 20286)
I haz link to fb bewbies. :hmm:

post

SarkOzy 11-11-2009 09:12 PM

http://photos-sf2p.fbcdn.net/v291/20...23888_2614.jpg

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:rofljest: teh hoar on ze left be ex, one on ze right my buddy knocked up.

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Oh and eddiez pops nurse be from SC. :naughty:

theholycow 11-11-2009 09:12 PM

OH HELL YEAH!!!#@$!%!#@%!%!#%#!%one!!!!oneone!!!

SarkOzy 11-11-2009 09:18 PM

:worship:

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You guys could have a field day if I found all the pics of my exes lol

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Theyz all tan/brunette/large ta tas. :humping:

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Come to think of it so is Les. :secret:

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We need to get moar members and have a bro ho thread :imo

BillyJeanKing 11-11-2009 09:22 PM

whats a bro ho thread?

SarkOzy 11-11-2009 09:23 PM

gewgle it

Cez★ 11-11-2009 09:24 PM

nice hooters
id motorboat that, id motorboat teh hell outta that

SarkOzy 11-11-2009 09:28 PM

:rockon:



Video page
Full screen

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It would be WW.

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Come on 400 pages lol

BillyJeanKing 11-11-2009 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 20300)
gewgle it

I gewgled it

after realizing that gewgle.com linked me to google.com I googled it

After much research i'm still lost

Bro ho = Tapout bithes

or half lesbo















UD definition:

A teenage girl who is extremely obsessed with bronzer, lifted trucks, the desert, dirt bikes and quads, the hot guy they saw in Tilly's or Hanger 94 and calling themselves bro ho's
They are normally the life of the party and enjoy being slutty, such showing a leopard print thong
Obssesed with taking pics of themselves and their other bro friends

Cez★ 11-11-2009 09:30 PM

:lol:

BillyJeanKing 11-11-2009 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 20302)

Come on 400 pages lol

my shit be at 499

Cez★ 11-11-2009 09:32 PM

399 here :shrug:

SarkOzy 11-11-2009 09:32 PM

I'm at 399.


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