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what the :confused:

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Chris it was only like $25 more than the reg light duty one

theholycow

06-24-2010 01:53 PM

You didn't read that story? Lemme see if I can find it...

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http://allofftopic.com/showthread.ph...nts#post112944

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Quote:

Originally Posted by me

So I was eating lunsh with bawws and cow-orker. Yum.

Then I was all like :uhoh:

I done runnin' to teh bafroom, expecting to give birth to the Cosby kids. :100courics:

So I'm unbelting before I even get into the bathroom, let alone the stall. I tear my pants off as I'm entering the stall, and in my hurry I whack my head on the stall lock. As I'm pulling down my pants I feel :shitstorm: coming out. Damn! No birth, it's a miscarriage! I was sure I shat all over the outside of my pants (and the floor and wall).

Then as I was finally sitting down I inspected everything...apparently I kept the escaping :poop: between the cheeks. That was the only cleanup I had to do.
:better:

...

JayBo

06-24-2010 01:54 PM

OHH, i forgot about that!

jschrock

06-24-2010 02:11 PM

You ever seen a 20gb PST file? How about a 20GB PST AND 20GB OST file..

:ffuuu: MY life.

theholycow

06-24-2010 02:12 PM

Btdt.

JayBo

06-24-2010 02:13 PM

Re: The Chat Thread

im getting paid to deuce.

JayBo

06-24-2010 02:13 PM

Re: The Chat Thread

double post ftl

shootermcgavin003

06-24-2010 02:20 PM

what up

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any you guys ever look up a past bitch just to see wtf happened to them?

theholycow

06-24-2010 02:20 PM

:wave: Oh hai NHB!

JayBo

06-24-2010 02:20 PM

I do on occasion

I still talk to some of mine, very rarely though. Most of 'em are married now

shootermcgavin003

06-24-2010 02:24 PM

well i did one just now that i fooled with in hs. blew my fucking mind. she is engaged to the biggest dope dealer in the county and been knocked up twice. fucked up how ppl change.

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which i guess shes happy cause they own a ferrari, challenger, cummins, and a big ass boat. im sure shes as coked out as he is though.

theholycow

06-24-2010 02:25 PM

A couple years ago I looked up the girl I was chasing when I was 6 years old. She graduated from Harvard and is a doctor or something like that.

shootermcgavin003

06-24-2010 02:26 PM

lol most of mine have went the other way

BillyJeanKing

06-24-2010 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 113254)

A couple years ago I looked up the girl I was chasing when I was 6 years old. She graduated from Harvard and is a doctor or something like that.

you woulda been a kept cao

:slap:

shootermcgavin003

06-24-2010 02:28 PM

dude shes with grandpa is rich and owns half of perry co. hes so bad on dope he lost all his teeth. goes to jail about once a week.

theholycow

06-24-2010 02:28 PM

I can't remember the name of that thick girl I dated when I was 14, just her username. I do remember the name of the black chick that wanted to sex0r me when I was 14, I should see what she's up to.

shootermcgavin003

06-24-2010 02:28 PM

i cant even remember girls when i was 6 :lol:

BillyJeanKing

06-24-2010 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly (Post 113252)

where you find her at? FB?

jschrock

06-24-2010 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 113244)