LOL ahahah de aguilita stylez niiice but ya u gotta washoutz fo that shoes

:lol: new gaii be jesty

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teh king recognizes thee
:king:

ive deuced like that but cheated...I opened my trucks door, held on to door pocket and seatbelt...let me squat farther back and deuce away from shooz....where I failed was when I wiped meself with my shirt....didnt double up and deuce went through 100% cotton shirt :suicide2:

:roflmao:
Be careful, he can go from jesty to nasty as fuck in seconds. Soon he'll be talking about skeet

:roflsquared:

:rofljest:

me n me pops was coming back from phoeniz...he picked up a truck up there so i had to drive us both up there and solo it back...I got the runs around glamis and pulled over to deuce...caught up to him only to have him throw a rock at me windshield and crack it...so I drove home with a cracked shield, deuced hand and in me wife beater :roflmao:

this would be a BAMF ending to an action movie

:roflmao: golden :lol:

i haz tons of jesty stories brah....if truck driving paid good, id do et...you end up with lifetime worth of stories :pepper:

LOL skeet? U mean arroz con leeches con popote? LOL I noez nasty I like them with no poo stainz :pissedfist:

brah...me sis-in law says that be only thing she doesnt drank with popote...says skeet whitens uz teef :shrug: worth a shot :imo:

I'm not mexi enough to get that one. All I got was rice with milk with a straw :roflmao: rice/milk = skeet? :rofl2:

before she got divorced...her then hubby got wasted with me and he was telling me how she was a freak when she got drunk...I was waiting for him to say..."come over later brah" :roflmao:

:jester:

WMFW second tag team session

:lol:

LOL skeetz thru a straw. .

Meatstraw

Eddeh, the waiter that said "NO GRITZ" was a ghey I think, prob you would have hated him.

:cochino:

no tip for that joto :pissed:

:word: and I think he wanted to rub on Rogers but he was in the back of the booth so couldn't reach

to quote my ex-cuñado.......

:roflmao: dude told me this at me wifes grandmas wedding :pepper:

:talocograndmaswedding:

:roflbow:

lol grandmas wedding doesn't get said often I don't think

they do in mexi :roflmao: