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Topic: Too much FAIL for even for the rice thread!

Saw this beaut on the way home from work last night. It would appear that he cut a hole in the hood for his air filter, then created a plexi-glass surround. Ohhhh and check out the AWESOME rear wing, which is made of 2x4s!!

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1361/photoguc.jpg

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/5482/photo2tgg.jpg

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4487/photo3vjl.jpg

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I've had this vehicle for over three years.
It is my project car, the spoiler was added by the PO (Previous owner) and will be removed soon, it is functional but does not suite my taste.

The cars modifications are:
Intake (Coldair)
Gutted Cat
50hp nitrous fuel/nitrous shot (Nitrous express)

I put down 190hp to the front wheels with the 50 shot, which yielded me a 8.9 @ 93mph in the 1/8th mile.

Haven't had a chance to take it to Test & Tune here in Ennis yet (Drag strip 1/4th mile) but will this summer!

Future mods are supercharger.

Heres more pics, thanks guys

It has a new oxygen sensor with a calibrated chip in it and the cold air intake is functional.
I'm still working on the intake though, as it does not seal perfectly with the hood because the engine has broken engine mounts.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2r5ujon.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/34objp4.jpg

http://i41.tinypic.com/w5je0.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/s1m5py.jpg

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well i think ive officially found the end of the internet.

That is fucking sweet

Yes, that does deserve a big LOL. Its amazing the time he put into this to just be all fail.

"I'm still working on the intake though, as it does not seal perfectly with the hood because the engine has broken engine mounts."

:anitoof:

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Originally Posted by Suzuki4life05 (Post 4099)

"I'm still working on the intake though, as it does not seal perfectly with the hood because the engine has broken engine mounts."

:anitoof:

Wow, I didn't see that one.

That was horrible.. He thinks that was bad ass?

How did you get the underhood picture ? did you stalk him and break into his car or something?

No, it's in the link that I posted to the thread on nasioc.com.

I understand his tuning troubles. When i glued my air filter to my hood i had a ton of trouble, i figured since it was the v6 instead of the wimpy 4cyl it would be able to suck the air the the holes i punched in the hood. Turns out it was just too powerful, and i couldn't get enough fuel to compensate the massive amount of air coming in.

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Originally Posted by Suzuki4life05 (Post 4241)

Yea, that would cause alot of problems. I am glad you figured it out on your own. :Nonono:

What you need is speed holes.

http://dotnetworkaholics.com/images/...rdFishCar1.jpg

Or, you could get one of these instead:

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/Jas-n-Geoff/Geoff/homer.jpg