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shootermcgavin003 03-22-2010 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66842)
this chick was experienced....I just found (couple weeks ago) out she had lost a baby a yr before or that year :roflshrug: gave it up REAL fast too...all it took was a taking her to a concert by this fag

http://sinmordazas.files.wordpress.c...an-gabriel.jpg

:roflshrug: idk who that is

2005_Silverado 03-22-2010 09:40 PM

at 14 I was playing baseball with me buddies

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http://www.uterwincenter.com/applaus...uanGabriel.jpg

SarkOzy 03-22-2010 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 66844)
srsly chriz, same here, i dunno wtf i did back in teh day

well i know what I WASN'T doing. :roflmao: I was a good kid. :shrug:

Cez★ 03-22-2010 09:41 PM

i was playing pokemon :nerd:

theholycow 03-22-2010 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly (Post 66840)
i got to fool around with a girl alot when i was 14 but no bang

she was a hoe glad i didnt

I was 12 and this chick I was fooling around with was 14, but I was too busy trying to be suave and sensitive to get the hints she gave me that she wanted me to give her the pipe.

Then I think I was 15 before I touched a boob again. Yucky nasty fat girl who was playing the whore to get me to buy smoking stuff for her and her friend because I looked 18 and could probably buy it. Stinky pussy. :puke:

Cez★ 03-22-2010 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 66849)
well i know what I WASN'T doing. :roflmao: I was a good kid. :shrug:

:secretshake:

SarkOzy 03-22-2010 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 66852)
:secretshake:

:roflmao: for srs. i didnt even get detention in school. me grandmother worked in the front office........me getting in trouble = death

2005_Silverado 03-22-2010 09:43 PM

I got hit on me arm with a yard stick for talking back to a teacher :security:

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bitch wanted to partner me up with the "smelly girl" in our class...she smelled like pancake syrup and piss

SarkOzy 03-22-2010 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66854)
I got hit on me arm with a yard stick for talking back to a teacher :security:

our principal has this HUGE paddle when we were in middle school. (5-7th grade). thing had 1" holes in it to cut wind resistance i guess. :uhoh: DNFW to get hit with that thing

theholycow 03-22-2010 09:44 PM

:lol: Yardsticks and paddles were NOT allowed in this part of the country, teachers would go to jail for that shit.

2005_Silverado 03-22-2010 09:45 PM

cao, my teacher got suspended or took leave or something...i remember having a sub for a while after that...my mom was PISSED

SarkOzy 03-22-2010 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 66857)
:lol: Yardsticks and paddles were NOT allowed in this part of the country, teachers would go to jail for that shit.

:nono:


kids need to learn some respect :imo



within reason though. your ass might be on fire for awhile from that paddle but it never left any bruises

shootermcgavin003 03-22-2010 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 66843)
No. Never was into teh hairy ones, I just didn't know anything else was available.

i like a racing strip

Trevor F 03-22-2010 09:47 PM

heeey i iz back from the doc. delivering the baby on thursday!

Cez★ 03-22-2010 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 66853)
:roflmao: for srs. i didnt even get detention in school. me grandmother worked in the front office........me getting in trouble = death

id get in trouble, was usually talking back or something. nothing too horrible. was scared of momma too

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Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 66859)
:nono:


kids need to learn some respect :imo



within reason though. your ass might be on fire for awhile from that paddle but it never left any bruises

:word:

stonehenge 03-22-2010 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 66849)
well i know what I WASN'T doing. :roflmao: I was a good kid. :shrug:

:roflword: me too
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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 66851)
I was 12 and this chick I was fooling around with was 14, but I was too busy trying to be suave and sensitive to get the hints she gave me that she wanted me to give her the pipe.

Then I think I was 15 before I touched a boob again. Yucky nasty fat girl who was playing the whore to get me to buy smoking stuff for her and her friend because I looked 18 and could probably buy it. Stinky pussy. :puke:

:uhoh:
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Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 66853)
:roflmao: for srs. i didnt even get detention in school. me grandmother worked in the front office........me getting in trouble = death

I didn't have anyone that worked at school but I was good anyway. I think I got something similar to detention ONCE because I was sitting on some steps that we weren't supposed to sit on. fknghey
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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66854)
I got hit on me arm with a yard stick for talking back to a teacher :security:

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bitch wanted to partner me up with the "smelly girl" in our class...she smelled like pancake syrup and piss

fawkin rebel wey pero DNW syrup/piss combo
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Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 66856)
our principal has this HUGE paddle when we were in middle school. (5-7th grade). thing had 1" holes in it to cut wind resistance i guess. :uhoh: DNFW to get hit with that thing

:rofl2: @ reducing wind resistance :roflmao:
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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 66857)
:lol: Yardsticks and paddles were NOT allowed in this part of the country, teachers would go to jail for that shit.

Not here either.

Cez★ 03-22-2010 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Trevor F (Post 66861)
heeey i iz back from the doc. delivering the baby on thursday!

you best let babeh post here :crazy: :cheers:

2005_Silverado 03-22-2010 09:48 PM

then in hr high...a sub kicked me out of class for talking too much. i had to piss and knocked on door and asked if I could go to bathroom...she said no...I held it as long as I could and since she said she wanted to see my shadow through window next to the door...I stood there and pissed on the wall and door :pepper: got in trouble at first, then told mom what happened and this sub got shit on too :security:

shootermcgavin003 03-22-2010 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 66857)
:lol: Yardsticks and paddles were NOT allowed in this part of the country, teachers would go to jail for that shit.

fuck i used to get one wrapped in black tape daily

stonehenge 03-22-2010 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Trevor F (Post 66861)
heeey i iz back from the doc. delivering the baby on thursday!

mini trevz
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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66865)
then in hr high...a sub kicked me out of class for talking too much. i had to piss and knocked on door and asked if I could go to bathroom...she said no...I held it as long as I could and since she said she wanted to see my shadow through window next to the door...I stood there and pissed on the wall and door :pepper: got in trouble at first, then told mom what happened and this sub got shit on too :security:

:roflmao:
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Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly (Post 66866)
fuck i used to get one wrapped in black tape daily

Out of context, this sounds :uhoh:

SarkOzy 03-22-2010 09:53 PM

:rofltank:

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alright im about to head out of this hole. need to grab a quart of oil and some other shit. WL burned almost to the add mark in a hair over 2K miles. :blah: then again those 2K miles took 2 weeks. :rofluhoh:

2005_Silverado 03-22-2010 09:53 PM

I was a lil fuck up/rebel for a while...pero smart cuz I got good grades and shit. some doosh tried to jack some of my mexi pogs and I got fed up of his shit...We was playing by this HUGE tree...and we was both squatting playing...I got pissed, stood up, got him by head lock...got him to stand up, ran towards tree, slammed top of his head against tree :roflsquared: bitch never took my pogs again

shootermcgavin003 03-22-2010 09:54 PM

i was a asshole skater kid in skoo

SarkOzy 03-22-2010 09:55 PM

i had an outlaw biker phase. :uhoh: wasnt pretty lol

2005_Silverado 03-22-2010 09:55 PM

had these types of mexi pogs...aka "Tazos"

http://www.pixfans.com/wp-content/up...4/tazos_12.jpg


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