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Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 80235)

cool

videa games = hank hill

:happy: hank hill knowledge ftw. repz

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 80236)

I am listening to Slacker. Seriously. I just put it on 10 minutes ago.

:roflsquared:

i haz da psychic powahs

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 80237)

:happy: hank hill knowledge ftw. repz

:high5:

I'm currently trying to revive a failburger. Wife tried to make beer burgers by mixing beer into the meat and then grilling. They were not good. The beef was kinda crappy, she made the patties too thick so they wouldn't grill nicely, the beer didn't compliment the meat, etc.

So, I've got one leftover. I'm heating it up now and I plan to add bbq sauce and some better cheese. And bacon. Hopefully it will be better.

maybe try a recipe next time

:read:

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-...burger,FF.html

i wouldnt mind that burger later. still full from breakfast

I need to nom :(

Idk what I want to nom.

Well, it wasn't very good. I ate about half of it and gave up.

i haz sammish again

and Con air FTW

Is that a cooler full of beer in the bed?

considering he's from jawjuh i'd say yes

leslie nielsen = best actor evar :imo:

cao been grazing today?

i haz been BS'ing :pepperjest:

---------- Post added at 06:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:35 PM ----------

for teh lulz

:read:

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

I am vurry tired and I don't know why. I slept a lot last night. Maybe I'm getting sick.

Where did you find that with "sex" and "kill" censored?

BT guy

no idea where he got it from

i haz new mouse :). and wrong keyboard :(

My pops and I went to a gunshow today.
He sold a rifle and a shotgun.

They had some nice assault rifles there :drool:

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Originally Posted by Manbearpig (Post 80275)

My pops and I went to a gunshow today.
He sold a rifle and a shotgun.

They had some nice assault rifles there :drool:

columbine :imo:

:uhoh:

Beavis & Butthead Do America is on.
:bbh:

channel?
ive been watching captain planet all day