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2005_Silverado 12-03-2009 08:03 PM

good deuce :pepper:

BillyJeanKing 12-03-2009 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 25274)
I'm there all the time. Go to lots of Braves games.

I hasn't been to one in a long time...the chilli cheese fries at the concession was NOMZ

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 25275)
yeah, bit too thick

:facepalm:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cez (Post 25276)
id hit it :shrug:

:cheers:

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 25277)
I'd smash it through the floor.

:roflbow:

theholycow 12-03-2009 08:09 PM

Srsly. There's different levels..."I'd hit it" is a basic level of I'd do it. "I'd smash it through the floor" is somewhat better. "I'd smash it through the floor all the way to China" means she's really hot.

Cez★ 12-03-2009 08:09 PM

dont think ill be no aot or anything else when we swtich buildings :(

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Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 25281)
Srsly. There's different levels..."I'd hit it" is a basic level of I'd do it. "I'd smash it through the floor" is somewhat better. "I'd smash it through the floor all the way to China" means she's really hot.

teh levels of hitting it :pirate:

BillyJeanKing 12-03-2009 08:30 PM

What do you call a black girl who gets an abortion.























A CRIME FIGHTER.
:nono:

Cez★ 12-03-2009 08:34 PM

:nonojest:

BillyJeanKing 12-03-2009 08:35 PM

what do you have to say to a hoe with 2 black eyes?



















nuttin! somebody done told that bitch twice already!

SarkOzy 12-03-2009 08:38 PM

:facepalm:

Cez★ 12-03-2009 08:39 PM

dum dum tsk

BillyJeanKing 12-03-2009 08:40 PM

Man takes his 16 yr old grandson into the bookies. He asks if he can put a bet on?
Grandad says, "if you can touch your arse with your dick u can"
I can't says the lad. "Well then, your not old enough" so, he goes next door buys a scratch card & wins £100,000.
He runs to tell grandad, who suggests they split it 50-50. Lad asks, "Grandad can you touch your arse with your dick?"
"Yes, i can says grandad"
Lad says, "Well go fuck yourself then"

Cez★ 12-03-2009 08:43 PM

:lol:

BillyJeanKing 12-03-2009 08:47 PM

Epic lulz will be had





A Black African Father and Son are traveling from USA to London...the pilot announced:

"The fuel tank is getting empty,we have to throw out the baggages."

Baggages were thrown.

After a while,pilot announces:

"The plane is still too heavy,i am very sorry but we have to start unloading passengers...
And to make it fair as possible we will do it in a alphabetical order...
Are there any Africans onboard?"
No answer.
"Ok,any Black people onboard?"
No answer.
"Ok...any Coloured people?"
No answer.
"Hmm...any Dark people?"
Still no answer.

Then the boy asks:
"But dad...i thought you said that we are proud African Black Coloured Dark people?"

"Yes my son...but today we are ******s."

Cez★ 12-03-2009 08:48 PM

it may snow here tomorrow. would be a good time too get some poon :hmm:

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Quote:

Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 25292)
Epic lulz will be had





A Black African Father and Son are traveling from USA to London...the pilot announced:

"The fuel tank is getting empty,we have to throw out the baggages."

Baggages were thrown.

After a while,pilot announces:

"The plane is still too heavy,i am very sorry but we have to start unloading passengers...
And to make it fair as possible we will do it in a alphabetical order...
Are there any Africans onboard?"
No answer.
"Ok,any Black people onboard?"
No answer.
"Ok...any Coloured people?"
No answer.
"Hmm...any Dark people?"
Still no answer.

Then the boy asks:
"But dad...i thought you said that we are proud African Black Coloured Dark people?"

"Yes my son...but today we are ******s."

:ultramegafuckingroffles:

SarkOzy 12-03-2009 08:50 PM

Snow?!?!?!!?!? :whoa:

Cez★ 12-03-2009 08:51 PM

yup :uhoh: high of mid 40s. me weather channel says itll mix with the rain

BillyJeanKing 12-03-2009 09:00 PM

:crazy:


Video page
Full screen

theholycow 12-03-2009 09:01 PM

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...5112478983.jpg

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...2777405608.jpg

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...8462125809.jpg

2005_Silverado 12-03-2009 09:03 PM

Do want nieve

Quote:

This Afternoon
Sunny, with a high near 65. North wind around 5 mph.


Tonight
Mostly clear, with a low around 44. East wind between 10 and 15 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph.

Friday
Sunny, with a high near 63. East wind around 15 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph.

Friday Night
Partly cloudy, with a low around 40. East wind between 5 and 10 mph becoming calm.

Saturday
Mostly sunny, with a high near 58. Calm wind becoming southwest around 5 mph.

Saturday Night
Mostly cloudy, with a low around 40.

Sunday
A 30 percent chance of showers after 10am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 52.

Sunday Night
A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 45.

Monday
Showers likely. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 52.

Monday Night
Showers likely. Cloudy, with a low around 45.

Tuesday
Showers likely. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 55.

Tuesday Night
A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 44.

Wednesday
A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 54.

Cez★ 12-03-2009 09:05 PM

good lolcat posts imo. i think we had snow last year iirc, everyone was ZOMFG

BillyJeanKing 12-03-2009 09:07 PM

porn name: Titus Balls

2005_Silverado 12-03-2009 09:11 PM

4:30 yet?

theholycow 12-03-2009 09:13 PM

Another hour and a quarter.

Cez★ 12-03-2009 09:13 PM

2 more hours :blah:

SarkOzy 12-03-2009 10:45 PM

Time to go home. I'm exhausted. Between 6 days of pB :secret: :naughty:, a drive to and from KY and a crazy 3 days at work I need a break. :wave:

Cez★ 12-03-2009 10:52 PM

bai chriz

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im out too :bye:


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