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Cez★ 06-08-2010 07:59 PM

later jay
i sure wish doosh would fucking leave

Manbearpig 06-08-2010 07:59 PM

:turbohump:

stonehenge 06-08-2010 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 105944)
Eddeh, srs question. Does teh wifey get all :pissedfist: when you two are out and other womenz act "friendly" towards you? :rofljest:

I thought Lez was going to smash a soup bowl over some chick's head at Panera Saturday morning. :uhoh: Lez was behind me while I was getting mtdew and teh chick beside me started flirting hardcore. :rofluhoh:

Sounds normal to me :blah:
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 105947)
speaking of kinky shit...wife has been talking to a coworker of hers thats pretty much a slut...been talking my wife into having me wear a vibrating cawk rang cuz she gonna love it or some shit...:hmm: mebbeh i should send this girl a thank u card?

:hmm:
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 105962)
wife has always been the jealous type pero doesnt show it there...she'll go off in the car or at home. Shes not the type to make a scene or slap a bitch or something....she'll just get on the phone and rant with her mom or :pissed: at me cuz I didnt introduce her to a "pretty" friend of mine :shrug:

That's how my wife is. If some bish be flirtah a little or even just overly nice, I'm the type to not even notice :rofl2: and then later she be like "We shouldn't have even tipped that whore, she was all on your nuts." :uhoh: She usually doesn't hold it against me because I no flirts back :chuy:
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 105964)
:bigfuckingword: their fury knows no bounds :uhoh: been threatened with acts of terror against me quad before :chuy:

I haz been told she would never kill me, thankya lawd, pero she had threatened mis huevos with very disturbing things if I was ever to sheet :uhoh:

SarkOzy 06-08-2010 08:01 PM

http://www.kyhorsepark.com/sub.php?p...81&sectionid=1

stonehenge 06-08-2010 08:03 PM

pinche caballos

Cez★ 06-08-2010 08:04 PM

gay

stonehenge 06-08-2010 08:05 PM

:lol:

SarkOzy 06-08-2010 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 105979)
pinche caballos

:lol:


I was :( to learn pB no haz horses. Always wanted to learn to ride them. They are BAMF

Cez★ 06-08-2010 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 105982)
:lol:

:cheeky:

SarkOzy 06-08-2010 08:07 PM

this be right by Lez' house so i could probably "acquire" one for the right price up front :secret:


http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...8_823110_n.jpg

stonehenge 06-08-2010 08:11 PM

aka back up to place at night and throw caballo in WL and floor it

Cez★ 06-08-2010 08:12 PM

:lol:

.GARY. 06-08-2010 08:13 PM

Cez, get a Focus and do this to it :crazy:
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...s/IMG00240.jpg

Iz crazy tired right now
pero Juan convinced me to try monster again.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...s/IMG00241.jpg

shootermcgavin003 06-08-2010 08:13 PM

back it in a parking spot?

stonehenge 06-08-2010 08:14 PM

:high5: you liking it so far?

oh and dumdum ftw

shootermcgavin003 06-08-2010 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 105987)
this be right by Lez' house so i could probably "acquire" one for the right price up front :secret:


http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...8_823110_n.jpg

i got a trooper that would let you ride one

Cez★ 06-08-2010 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .GARY. (Post 105994)
Cez, get a Focus and do this to it :crazy:
[IMG]http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q118/gk1029/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG00240.jpg[IMG]

Iz crazy tired right now
pero Juan convinced me to try monster again.
[IMG]http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q118/gk1029/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG00241.jpg[/MG]

:crossarms: :hahano: iz diggin camrys right now :jester: and :high5: on blue monstah

.GARY. 06-08-2010 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly (Post 105995)
back it in a parking spot?

:facepalm: Paint that bish up with crazy colors and junk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 105996)
:high5: you liking it so far?

oh and dumdum ftw

Is not bad, I still miss my No Fear one tho :(
DumDum nomz, I'm hooked now, fuck my Diabeeetus :crazy:

Cez★ 06-08-2010 08:17 PM

now gary should go to whataburger and get a chicken strip sammish

stonehenge 06-08-2010 08:18 PM

dont listen to him grry. if you do you'll eat like 6 within a week :fp:

shootermcgavin003 06-08-2010 08:19 PM

cant see shit in your pic

SarkOzy 06-08-2010 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 105989)
aka back up to place at night and throw caballo in WL and floor it

:roflmao:

Quote:

Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly (Post 105997)
i got a trooper that would let you ride one

:orly:


I'm trying to talk Les into let's doing it. At least at the horse park it's (somewhat) a controlled environment. I know a guy who works at Sheikh Mohammed's farm in Lexington, but I don't think they'd let me on a thoroughbred. :crazy:

Cez★ 06-08-2010 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 106001)
dont listen to him grry. if you do you'll eat like 6 within a week :fp:

:ahhh:
:gr_grin:
:evil:

stonehenge 06-08-2010 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 106003)
I'm trying to talk Les into let's doing it.

:lolwut:

SarkOzy 06-08-2010 08:21 PM

safari FTL

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I haven't eaten at all today


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