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SarkOzy 03-22-2010 09:29 PM
jeff check youz pm NOW :kiss:

shootermcgavin003 03-22-2010 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66820)
a buddy of mine is 23 and hasnt fucked a bish :shrug: hes a good looking guy :nohomo: but said he wants to wait till hes married...we all give him hard time
it he cez :roflshrug:

2005_Silverado 03-22-2010 09:30 PM
specially cuz he haz this cougar after him :rofl: he DNFW to give her what she wants

SarkOzy 03-22-2010 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66820)
a buddy of mine is 23 and hasnt fucked a bish :shrug: hes a good looking guy :nohomo: but said he wants to wait till hes married...we all give him hard time
i know lots of peps who are supposedly doing that. maybe because im in SC that has something to do with it. :rofl2:

theholycow 03-22-2010 09:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66810)
i pulled a butters when I saw me first bush
When I was 12, I tried to use Paintbrush (from before MS Paint) to make a screenshot of a bikini-clad cartoon chick naked. I did a decent job on the boobs but I didn't know when to stop spraypainting on the bush...it ended up covering half her thighs and going almost up to her bellybutton.

2005_Silverado 03-22-2010 09:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly (Post 66822)
it he cez :roflshrug:
nah, cez be 18 or something

theholycow 03-22-2010 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66823)
specially cuz he haz this cougar after him :rofl: he DNFW to give her what she wants
:fp:

shootermcgavin003 03-22-2010 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66826)
nah, cez be 18 or something
i was 16 my first time with anyone besides my hand........... cez be ok

2005_Silverado 03-22-2010 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 66825)
...it ended up covering half her thighs and going almost up to her bellybutton.
im sure that would apply to some females :puke:

shootermcgavin003 03-22-2010 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 66825)
When I was 12, I tried to use Paintbrush (from before MS Paint) to make a screenshot of a bikini-clad cartoon chick naked. I did a decent job on the boobs but I didn't know when to stop spraypainting on the bush...it ended up covering half her thighs and going almost up to her bellybutton.
:rofl:

stonehenge 03-22-2010 09:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 66825)
When I was 12, I tried to use Paintbrush (from before MS Paint) to make a screenshot of a bikini-clad cartoon chick naked. I did a decent job on the boobs but I didn't know when to stop spraypainting on the bush...it ended up covering half her thighs and going almost up to her bellybutton.
:roflmao: cao is into teh hairy ones

2005_Silverado 03-22-2010 09:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly (Post 66828)
i was 16 my first time with anyone besides my hand........... cez be ok
I was 16...JUST shy of 17...banged inside my old 55 F100 parked across the street from a church

stonehenge 03-22-2010 09:34 PM
or at least calf was :hmm:

SarkOzy 03-22-2010 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66829)
im sure that would apply to some females :puke:

:roflsquared:





just overheard in teh office...............

"you want to look at it before it gets hard?"


im pretty sure they're taling about epoxy but :roflsquared: :roflsquared:

stonehenge 03-22-2010 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66832)
I was 16...JUST shy of 17...banged inside my old 55 F100 parked across the street from a church
you suave mf

shootermcgavin003 03-22-2010 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66832)
I was 16...JUST shy of 17...banged inside my old 55 F100 parked across the street from a church
i got it in my room it was not a real good experience g/f at the time and her 1st too

2005_Silverado 03-22-2010 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SarkOzy (Post 66834)
:roflsquared





just overheard in teh office...............

"you want to look at it before it gets hard?"


im pretty sure they're taling about epoxy but :roflsquared :roflsquared
I once heard

"Where can I put this?"
"Oh, anywhere you want"

:pepperjest:

shootermcgavin003 03-22-2010 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 66835)
you suave mf
:rofl2:

Cez★ 03-22-2010 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 66826)
nah, cez be 18 or something
Quote:
Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly (Post 66828)
i was 16 my first time with anyone besides my hand........... cez be ok
:shake:

shootermcgavin003 03-22-2010 09:37 PM
i got to fool around with a girl alot when i was 14 but no bang

she was a hoe glad i didnt

SarkOzy 03-22-2010 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly (Post 66840)
i got to fool around with a girl alot when i was 14 but no bang

she was a hoe glad i didnt
:jester:


dunno what i was doing at 14. i cant remember shit

2005_Silverado 03-22-2010 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly (Post 66836)
i got it in my room it was not a real good experience g/f at the time and her 1st too
this chick was experienced....I just found (couple weeks ago) out she had lost a baby a yr before or that year :roflshrug: gave it up REAL fast too...all it took was a taking her to a concert by this fag

http://sinmordazas.files.wordpress.c...an-gabriel.jpg

theholycow 03-22-2010 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 66831)
:roflmao: cao is into teh hairy ones
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 66833)
or at least calf was :hmm:
No. Never was into teh hairy ones, I just didn't know anything else was available.

stonehenge 03-22-2010 09:39 PM
srsly chriz, same here, i dunno wtf i did back in teh day

SarkOzy 03-22-2010 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 66843)
No. Never was into teh hairy ones, I just didn't know anything else was available.
:roflsquared: :roflsquared:
:roflsquared: :roflsquared:
:roflsquared:
:roflsquared: :roflsquared:


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