then you told em you livez there and they was like :chuy: sorry brah

:roflmao: yeah :blahclap: pendejos

:roflmao: Glad I'm not the only one....but I only had 4 good pairs of jeans until I bought 2 more (bigger size :emo:) Sunday...

:fistbump: pinches gringos. all mexis has to be lawn detailers pero no BAMF audit0rz

we haz mexi lawn guy now though...his legal status in this country is "questionable" :blah: :rofl:

no more cleanin wien0r piss and deucage for eddah?
:happeh:

Jewing your clothes: You're doing it wrong. Here's how a REAL Jew does it:

1. Always be on the lookout for clearanced clothes. When you go to Hellmart to buy transmission fluid, check the clearance rack. Buy polos marked down to $3 and slacks marked down to $5 or less.

2. Having only two of something is fail. You have to wash twice per week. Full loads of laundry are more cost-efficient. Have enough on-hand so you not only don't have to wash until you have a full load, but also so that if one gets holey then you don't have to go and buy at full price.

I bought some clearanced slacks for $5 recently, but they're blue and I just can't bring myself to wear blue slacks to an office job. Fail. I should have just left them on the rack. :roflpow:

Kittahs = win.

Tile floors everywhere!!!!11!11!!!111!!!one!!oneone!!

Same. Teh jorts you saw I srsly haz had since HS. I graduated 6 yrs ago and had them a year or two before that :roflmao: they 10s but I keep them clean :crossarms:
cao: jew clothes espert

no porke weinors are with inlaws :happy: wife doesnt wanna bring them over till we build a retaining wall porke eva weinor will climb up the slope and escape :crossarms:

Oh, on mismatched socks: When buying, buy multiple pairs of each sock. Then when one wears a hole and the other doesn't, you just have to wait for another pair to have one fail.

rofl @ escape artist wein0r. Our schipperke was like that. Bitch would always find a way to escape. Now we have beast wall around the back yard and iron gates. She even jumped out of the pen0rbilt window once when we were in Fontana.

:eekclap: :rofltank:

Ive still got HS clothes too :high5: not all of it fits though :roflsad: I have an adidas wind breaker Ive has since 11th grade, bitch was too big for me back then, its getting kinda toit now :emoslitwrists:

We ended up with a 4' Chainlink fence so weinor would not escape from back yard.

beat the fuck out of dogs so they no run away
?????
prawfit

Mira fence in background:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_oNsRR_T1Qx0/R-...0/IMG_0455.jpg

Area is something like 8' x 12' for teh wein0r. He no can escape.

Yeah, most of mah HS stuff be retired. Either because ripped/stained/turned to dust or doesn't fit or me wife said "get rid of that POS" :emo: I think the jorts and maybe a couple button ups be the only ones still alive. Wife hates teh jorts, always be talking shit. I recently moved them to "working" status. I only wear when working outside now, porque not ready to part with them 100%.

this :read: i ONLY buy socks at costco...black gold toe socks, no fancy patters/design shit...If I lose a sock, idgaf porke sabes que? I has 20 others to make match with :security:

thats a 10ft jump atleast...u feeding that perro rubber bands or wut? :roflshrug:

I had a chicken wire around known escape routes, pero wife thinks thats not gonna cut it any more. :eekclap:

Damn, Buick looks sad in that picture.

I only buy one kind of sock so no mismatched socks here and bought them all at the same time. You can tell you wear some more than others :roflmao:

i cant member the last time i went into a clothing store :roflmao:

was probably a few months ago when i bought my Ck jeanz

all i see is a bamf buick :beef: :roflmao: srsly though...dnfw to deal with her shenanigans :down: my house is fenced, pero lil bitch will crawl under fence and stroll through the community and chill with whoever calls at her. dnfw to have weineryotes later porke lil slut likes the yote cawk :imo:

:rofltank:

I used to wear all plain white tube socks but my feet deserve better. I started wearing coolmax-like hiking/running/biking/etc socks, which I got Jew-style, which means I couldn't get 30 pairs of the same sock...