:rofluhoh:

http://smiliesftw.com/x/roflolugh.gif http://smiliesftw.com/x/ughrofl.gif http://smiliesftw.com/x/hsughrofl.gif http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowroflugh.gif http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowugh.gif http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowugh_1.gif

There's a few rofluhohs. Which one?

1 and 4. its like :rofl:...wait :uhoh:

i like the first one the best

My favorites are these two:
http://smiliesftw.com/x/roflolugh.gif http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowugh_1.gif

first one is best, can i do it???

Ok, that's three votes for the first one.

Juan, will you do the honors?

:D gimme a sec

:rofluhoh:

:rofluhoh: :pepper:

WooHoo!

noice

On cawpz, some old lady called them because her grandson is a little asshole. He calls her a bitch, fatass, etc and treats her like shit. She was telling them about how she takes care of him and how his mama was "the prettiest black girl yall'd ever seen" but that the kid was a douchetv and she wants the cops to "take him in the back and woop his ass" :jester:

Awesome. I just found this in my collection: http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/v...rmscrossed.png

:rofl: sounds like a job for maury

yesssss :crossarms: cow ftw

x2 but it was easy and all the kids eat it I could care less if we ever have it

wtf they were chasing some guy in a ranger with like 6 cops. Then they boxed him in and stopped the truck and the guy was holding up a cross and kept saying "you will all be sorry, god bless you, god bless you" :uhoh: He was originally pulled over for driving through a residential neighborhood at night laying on the horn and holding a cross out the window :shrug:

sounds like another fine upstanding pillar of the community that will find himself in the system soon....

Ya the cop was like "seems like you need a good ol' behind the wood shed beating son" :rofluhoh:

http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/v...kating-Cow.gif <--Reminds me of an old Simpsons video game, it was either for Atari 2600, Atari 7800, or NES.

rofl i think i remember that game

I saw a lot of those come through the jail when I worked there I had one guy going to the judge for his first hearing and reading of charges the whole way he was like I'm gonna tell that judge to suck my dick blah blah blah when he gets in there he started crying like a baby and was all yes sir no sir so on the way back I was like where was the suck my dick part did I miss it he was like fuck you I want to go home and I was like hahahhahahaah bish

:lol:

:jester: the current cawpz is some chick they pulled over because they saw her stop at a drug house. She's like "I'm a stripper, I don't have any drugs. Just some needles and a spoon in the little thing that says Princess on it, but thats it. NO DRUGS officer"