:rofl: idiot. gladiator ftw

I could about start a thread with jail stuff by the way I updated the swing ding thread but I 'm out for the night busy week this week.

:jester: this cop was at a red light behind a mustang and camaro that were side by side. The camaro rev'd the engine then the mustang did and the cop is like "noo way they are gonna race with me right behind them" light turned green and they hauled it :rofl2:

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He pulled both cars over by himself :pimp:

later ewok.





i think i saw that one. or a similar one

:jester: these ones where they do bike stings are jesty. they just set a nice mountain bike outside somewhere without a lock and someone ALWAYS jacks it

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The cops are crafty too, they put a bike out that is worth like $2k so it is a felony when they take it :whoa:

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Aw damn, first guy to take it was a mex :( "sumbody lef it righ dere sir"

:roflbow:

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he knew english?? :whoa:

Second one was mex too :( he be like "I thought it was mines wellll" the cop is like "Dude, its a $3500 Mercedes Benz bike that was sitting at the store, how do you mistake that for yours?" "Ey I wear glasses well, I can't see so good"

:lol: good excuses

oh ya and he was like "Mercedez Benzez!? Nooooo" the cop is like "well thats what it is, look" "ohhhh damn my bad" :jester:

:roflmao: fawking mexis

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i need to get my friends number so she can help me :roflmao:

Now its some white lady with JACKED up teeth driving a car w/ bad tags and she has no license. They found a bunch of stolen tools in her car that were jacked from Lowes. :rofl2:

What friend wey? :naughty:?

white trash lady?
lol possibly :secret: nah friend i have in my english and history class. works out good since those seem to be my hardest classes :rofl2:

Yeah, white trash lady. Now they pulled over some guy who picked up a prostitute lol

It's definitely nice to have a friend who knows whats up when you get confused lol

:rofl: was teh hooker undahcovah? like in south park lol
word. especially when she damn smart :)

omg prostitute is actually a dude named juan :rofluhoh: :hahano:

not undercover, they just saw him pick her/him up

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Because the dude didn't have a record and the pro was a gai they gave the dude a ticket for no turn signal and let him go :rofl2:

:roflpuke:

do we not have a roflpuke?

nope :(

whoa look at turbo puke http://smiliesftw.com/x/turbopuke.gif

that be infenetly :puke:

In American Jail is on now. They arrested some guy who says his dad is the first king of hawaii and the white man stole his country. He keeps kicking and spitting and shit so they put him in a chair with a hood over his head :rofl2:

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hows this one cezy? http://smiliesftw.com/x/roflpuke2.gif

lol where you watching this?

tru tv

almost forgot to send my english paper to my email to print tomorrow morning :uhoh:

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o i c. forgot what channel tru tv was

cez would you prefer http://smiliesftw.com/x/roflpuke2.gif or this one http://smiliesftw.com/x/inoutroflpuke.gif?

Or roflpuke and roflpukedoor ? :jester: