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BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 45310)
No BAMF gansta scars from that. I do have BAMF gangsta scars from other things:
- Knee: 8 year old cow fails with bicycle jump
- Calf: 19 year old cow jumping on dumptruck full of sticks to break them and mash them down, one enters lower leg
- Foot: 20 year old cow is sitting barefoot on floor next to disassembled baseboard heating sheet metal, stands up, gets metal in foot
- Middle finger: 25 year old cow cuts end of finger off 2 weeks before wedding, either because he is careless with knife or because he subconsciously knows that marriage is a bad idea
- Other middle finger: 23 year old cow tries to quiet dog by forcefully closing mouth. FAIL.

I know there's a few more but I no can remember.



I thought i saw what you did there

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 10:04 PM

lil boy had sex0rz once every 1.5 days on avg...not double counting days when they doubled or trippled up I assume :whoa:

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me = happeh with 1-2 a week....i think there's such a thing as too mash sex0rz

stonehenge 02-04-2010 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 45312)
I thought i saw what you did there

:word: I be like tehholycalf hurt teh calf?
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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 45313)
me = happeh with 1-2 a week....i think there's such a thing as too mash sex0rz

I'z be concur

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 45313)
lil boy had sex0rz once every 1.5 days on avg...not double counting days when they doubled or trippled up I assume :whoa:


your maf skills are pimp :roflbow:

stonehenge 02-04-2010 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 45313)
i think there's such a thing as too mash sex0rz

Cez doesn't agree with the shitton of nalgas he has on speed dial

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 10:06 PM

i think elf nalga has some sort of magical powahs :shrug: might not get limp dick after plowing for 3hrs

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 10:08 PM

too mash sexorz :think:

impossible

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 45318)
i think elf nalga has some sort of magical powahs :shrug: might not get limp dick after plowing for 3hrs

seriously lay off the elf :pissedfist:


elf = hawt

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:ninjaedit:

theholycow 02-04-2010 10:09 PM

What kind of sex are we talking about? Are we talking about easy, she's already turned on, just plow and squirt and plow again....or are we talking about gotta do all kinds of work to turn her on and worry about satisfying her and shit?

Easy, no-BS sex: Never too mash. 3 times per day is probably the most I could sustain, though when I was 22 I could have done it 5 times per day.
Hard work sex: 1 per month is plenty.

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Luckily I don't have to do the hard work stuff often, most of my sex is the easy stuff.

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 45316)
your maf skills are pimp :roflbow:

him
10 months @ 30 days/mo = 300 dias...plowed 191 days or times...idk. 300/191 = 1.57 days per plow :whoa:

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 45324)
him
10 months @ 30 days/mo = 300 dias...plowed 191 days or times...idk. 300/191 = 1.57 days per plow :whoa:



:headexplodes:

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 45322)
What kind of sex are we talking about? Are we talking about easy, she's already turned on, just plow and squirt and plow again....or are we talking about gotta do all kinds of work to turn her on and worry about satisfying her and shit?

Easy, no-BS sex: Never too mash. 3 times per day is probably the most I could sustain, though when I was 22 I could have done it 5 times per day.
Hard work sex: 1 per month is plenty.

errrr, did you just say plow and squirt :rofl:

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 45322)
What kind of sex are we talking about? Are we talking about easy, she's already turned on, just plow and squirt and plow again....or are we talking about gotta do all kinds of work to turn her on and worry about satisfying her and shit?

Easy, no-BS sex: Never too mash. 3 times per day is probably the most I could sustain, though when I was 22 I could have done it 5 times per day.
Hard work sex: 1 per month is plenty.

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Luckily I don't have to do the hard work stuff often, most of my sex is the easy stuff.


avg plows...cant expect her to be ready or begging for the cow chorizo all the time. Id say a 50/50 split...and thats being generous I think. Me max has been a quadruple...was hurting for a while though...those days be gone :(

Cez★ 02-04-2010 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 45317)
Cez doesn't agree with the shitton of nalgas he has on speed dial

:word:

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 45318)
i think elf nalga has some sort of magical powahs :shrug: might not get limp dick after plowing for 3hrs

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 45319)
too mash sexorz :think:

impossible

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seriously lay off the elf :pissedfist:


elf = hawt

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:ninjaedit:

:shake:

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Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 45325)
:headexplodes:

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errrr, did you just say plow and squirt :rofl:

:lol:

theholycow 02-04-2010 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 45327)
those days be gone :(

:word:

The 3x/day thing would have to be spread out evenly.

8-10 years ago, I did it 3x in a few hours and still fapped earlier or later.

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Come to think of it, sometimes I did it 3x nonstop.

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 10:16 PM

mineh eddeh was spittin bubbles by 4th session :roflmao:

Cez★ 02-04-2010 10:16 PM

:roflsquared:

theholycow 02-04-2010 10:17 PM

I like to think that if I could get as much practice now as I got back then, I'd get back in that kind of shape...but I don't think it would work that way.

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 45332)
mineh eddeh was spittin bubbles by 4th session :roflmao:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 45334)
I like to think that if I could get as much practice now as I got back then, I'd get back in that kind of shape...but I don't think it would work that way.

impossible...its a known fact tha our refractory periods extend as we age. :(

stonehenge 02-04-2010 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 45322)
What kind of sex are we talking about? Are we talking about easy, she's already turned on, just plow and squirt and plow again....or are we talking about gotta do all kinds of work to turn her on and worry about satisfying her and shit?

Easy, no-BS sex: Never too mash. 3 times per day is probably the most I could sustain, though when I was 22 I could have done it 5 times per day.
Hard work sex: 1 per month is plenty.

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Luckily I don't have to do the hard work stuff often, most of my sex is the easy stuff.

lazy :rofl2:
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Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 45325)
errrr, did you just say plow and squirt :rofl:

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 45332)
mineh eddeh was spittin bubbles by 4th session :roflmao:

:roflmao:

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 10:20 PM

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Refractory period (sex)
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In sexuality, the refractory period is the recovery phase after (normally male) orgasm during which it is physiologically impossible for an individual to have additional orgasms. It is also sometimes defined as "the time immediately following orgasm during which a man cannot achieve an erection."[1] The penis may be hypersensitive and further sexual stimulation may even feel painful during this time frame.

The refractory period varies widely among individuals and across species, ranging from minutes to days.[2] An increased infusion of the hormone oxytocin during ejaculation is believed to be chiefly responsible for the refractory period and the amount by which oxytocin is increased may affect the length of each refractory period.[3]

Another chemical which is considered to be responsible for this effect is prolactin, which represses dopamine, which is responsible for sexual arousal.[4]

Unlike most men, some women do not experience a refractory period immediately after orgasm and in many cases are capable of attaining additional, multiple orgasms through further stimulation.[2] The female sexual response is more varied than that of men, and there are many women who experience clitoral hypersensitivity after orgasm, which effectively creates a refractory period. These women may be capable of further orgasms, but the pain involved in getting there makes the prospect undesirable.[5]

According to some studies, 18-year-old males have a refractory period of about 15 minutes, while those in their 70s take about 20 hours, with the average for all men being about a half-hour.[6] Although rarer, some males exhibit no refractory period or a refractory period lasting less than 10 seconds.[7]

BAMFs :imo:

wiki

theholycow 02-04-2010 10:21 PM

Yeah, I know, I know...

Fucking depressing.

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 45338)
wiki

:uhoh:

that was my face the entire time I was reading that

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 10:22 PM

I shouldve been a dr or a vet :suicide2: :(

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i love medicine :secret:

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 10:22 PM

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Although rarer, some males exhibit no refractory period or a refractory period lasting less than 10 seconds.
Chuck Norris

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 45343)
Chuck Norris

add that shit to wiki :roflmao:


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