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2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 04:09 PM

morning :wave:

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 04:12 PM

sup eddeh

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 04:13 PM

nada...just came in to the office...forgot me fruit bar :facepalm:

stonehenge 02-04-2010 04:15 PM

o hai at work :blah:

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Cez be haz 3g troubles :(

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 44930)
nada...just came in to the office...forgot me fruit bar :facepalm:

haha fail

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 44932)
o hai at work :blah:

ghey

JayBo 02-04-2010 04:17 PM

Urban Dictionary...

Jayson
Quote:

A really creepy guy who has a huge cock and has to show everyone. A guy who will sleep with your girl friend as favor to you.
James
Quote:

1. Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

2. In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.

Everett
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1. another word for big penis or dick. whichever one you prefer

2. towel or rag to wipe up your jizz. Could be used after you did a girl, masturbated or saw something so crazy awsome you jizzed yourself.

WTF man

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 04:18 PM

:rofl:

jay, are you enjoying this?

JayBo 02-04-2010 04:22 PM

It was funny as hell!

After looking up jayson, I had a laugh. Looked up james, was kinda like uhhhh...

Then I looked up everett and before clicking search said "If this shit is about cocks, I'm at a loss for words".


So I laughed even harder

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Jamie -

A complete slut who thinks the self is all that matters. She frequently try to contact her ex and messes up his current relationship. Can't think of anything other than money, traveling, flirting with guys every single weekend or getting whatever her friends got.

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 04:22 PM

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An Eduardo is a person who has a reasonably sized penis frequently masturbates, is obessed with vaginas and plays World of Warcraft, even though they are not homophobic Eduardo's are the straightest people in the world.
:security: :high5: minus the WoW shit

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Eduardo's are strong-willed can be very romantic will keep a girlfriend for a long time Eduardo's are also musically talented and are kind-hearted people. most Eduardo's are pacifists and hate fighting for stupid reasons. Although not the brightest Eduardo's perservere and hardly ever give up
was with me wife for 6yrs before we got married...I play the saxomofon...hate arguing over lil shit...and Iz mexi so not so bright but hard field worker :pepper:

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 44937)
It was funny as hell!

After looking up jayson, I had a laugh. Looked up james, was kinda like uhhhh...

Then I looked up everett and before clicking search said "If this shit is about cocks, I'm at a loss for words".


So I laughed even harder

lol in all fairness i think a lot of the names have something about cawks, mine did

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 04:24 PM

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The biggest gangsta around. One who has a huge dick. He's good looking, buff as hell, and is a thug.


Blonde: Did you see that guy who just passed by?

Brunette: I know, he looked like an eddie.


suck it

JayBo 02-04-2010 04:24 PM

I think they do too.

Hell the definitions of my names are NOT true :rofl2:

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 04:25 PM

lol eddeh's is dead on

is your name really eduardo? :mexipatriot:

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 04:27 PM

yeah brah...me parents be mexi and gave me OG name...cant get OG'er than Juan though :( :mexipatriot:

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Used to describe something bad ass. Eddie refers to 70's and 80's American rock singer-songwriter Eddie Money. If something is referred to as Eddie it is therefore "Money".
yall can call meh Mawneh :security: :shake:

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 04:28 PM

Eddeh, I can haz eddeh?

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 04:30 PM

yes u may...u may haz millions of them :bj2: :shake:

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 04:33 PM

:rofluhoh:

theholycow 02-04-2010 04:33 PM

True:
2. Be close to guys named Rick. They are good loyal friends. Ricks are athletic and kind. Soon, you might just see yourself dating a Rick after being friends with him for awhile. Ricks would rather hang out with real, down to earth girls then whores or people that dress like sluts. If you are a simple nice down to earth girl, he will fall for you so quick. Ricks respect relationships and other people in general. Ricks are amazing and they are not fake!! They are cute and good kissers. :-)
3. A human with a severe lack of common sense, and powerfully apathetic towards his/her deficiency.
4. a person who goes beyond creep status and would someday wear cut off jean shorts
5. a rick is another name for a short fat hairy apeman that nobody likes. {Well, I'm not short.}

Not true:
1. to completely and utterly screw something up so badly that it cannot be repaired. The result of sending in an idiot to deal with a burched situation.
2. ...Ricks are athletic and kind...
5. Fluffer in the Porn industry

Semi-true:
7. When something bad just happened, or when something has been screwed up. Originating from the motion picture "Dude! Wheres my Car?" In the scene where the two lead characters find out that their car has been impounded their only response is "Rick..." (Rick is the name of the officer who accidently sent their car to impound)

I don't feel like categorizing the rest.

JayBo 02-04-2010 04:34 PM

Im selling my Ford.
Who wants it? 1500 as-is, 2000 if I fix the front end.
I'm buying this

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...91010-1837.jpg

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 04:34 PM

do we have to dig it out? :hmm:

theholycow 02-04-2010 04:35 PM

Oh wait, I found another problem with Rick definition #2:
Ricks would rather hang out with real, down to earth girls then whores or people that dress like sluts.

I like people that dress like sluts.

BillyJeanKing 02-04-2010 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 44950)
True:
2. Be close to guys named Rick. They are good loyal friends. Soon, you might just see yourself dating a Rick after being friends with him for awhile.

:kiss: :uhoh:

JayBo 02-04-2010 04:35 PM

Nah. We got him out. His front end quit pulling too that day, but it was the hubs.

Mines in the carrier. Most likely spider gears or pinion

theholycow 02-04-2010 04:36 PM

Well, no, actually I like when people dress like sluts, but I guess plenty of those people are people I wouldn't like.

2005_Silverado 02-04-2010 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 44956)
Well, no, actually I like when people dress like sluts, but I guess plenty of those people are people I wouldn't like.

here here :high5:


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