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Cez★ 01-27-2010 08:25 PM

:scum:

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anyone read this story? i member reading it back in like middle school. was badass
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Sound_of_Thunder

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:headexplodes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporal_paradox

stonehenge 01-27-2010 08:30 PM

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A fast talking con man allegedly sold “24″ star Keifer Sutherland a load of bull, turning the actor into a cash cow for his phony cattle scam. The actor gave Michael Wayne Carr $869,000 to buy steers in Mexico a bring them across the border to the U.S. And profit would be made…

Mmmhmmm. Sounds like buying a pig in a poke. And Keifer wasn’t the only one who got poked by Carr either. A New Mexico couple got roped in for $177,000. Prosecutors say there’s no proof that Carr even bought the hamburgers-to-be, though he did sell some cattle he didn’t actually own and then hoofed it with the money.

But Carr was lassoed by the law and is now charged with 12 felonies, including grand theft, forgery and embezzlement. He’s due for arraignment on February 8.
rofl: http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2010/0...in-cattle-cam/

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2005_Silverado (Post 41856)
me sneeze be confused with cough...its loud :hahano:

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hardly anyone sez "salud" when i sneeze :( cuz they confewz with toz

Mines too lol :high5:

theholycow 01-27-2010 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 41862)

Temporal paradoxen FTW.

Maybe I read too much sci-fi.

Cez★ 01-27-2010 08:42 PM

tis cool. iz haz interest in it too

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meno

BillyJeanKing 01-27-2010 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cez (Post 41862)

oh no i've gone cross-eyed


Video page
Full screen

Cez★ 01-27-2010 09:02 PM

ahaha

stonehenge 01-27-2010 09:07 PM

I planned on stopping by the market for a Monster on my way back from picking up the battery backup. That little fucker was so heavy that I just came straight back to office. :pissed: want monsterrrererrr

BillyJeanKing 01-27-2010 09:10 PM

yo cez, wanna hear my speech class story?

Cez★ 01-27-2010 09:11 PM

lol. tie that bitch to teh BB

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Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 41875)
yo cez, wanna hear my speech class story?

shure

stonehenge 01-27-2010 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 41875)
yo cez, wanna hear my speech class story?

I'll do earmuffs since only cez was asked :crossarms:

Cez★ 01-27-2010 09:13 PM

kourkie

whys you no eenclude wan

BillyJeanKing 01-27-2010 09:15 PM

ok so we had to make intro speech

it had to be 2-3mins

i procrastinated with rehearsing it

the one time i did rehearse it the speech was only a minute and a half

the day of the speech I just said FIWDIL

I rambled and added some BS on the spot and

:better:

That is all

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Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 41878)
I'll do earmuffs since only cez was asked :crossarms:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cez (Post 41879)
kourkie

whys you no eenclude wan

cuz wan ain't in no speech classez

Cez★ 01-27-2010 09:16 PM

lol nice. i have one in a week or so. probably wont practice it so FUCK IT ILL DO IT LIVE!!!!!11!!eleven

BillyJeanKing 01-27-2010 09:16 PM

:shake:

stonehenge 01-27-2010 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cez (Post 41879)
kourkie

whys you no eenclude wan

:imo
Quote:

Originally Posted by KOURKE (Post 41880)
ok so we had to make intro speech

it had to be 2-3mins

i procrastinated with rehearsing it

the one time i did rehearse it the speech was only a minute and a half

the day of the speech I just said FIWDIL

I rambled and added some BS on the spot and

:smilie not allowed to see:

That is all

This be what I saw
Quote:

Originally Posted by KOURKE
cuz wan ain't in no speech classez

I was back in the day :crossarms:

BillyJeanKing 01-27-2010 09:21 PM

wan, you want to hear dell indian customer service gai story?

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 41884)
This be what I saw

:rofl:

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wan don't want to hear mah story :bawl:

stonehenge 01-27-2010 09:24 PM

DNW :crossarms:

Cez★ 01-27-2010 09:24 PM

:rofl:

stonehenge 01-27-2010 09:25 PM

:jester: ya, india tech support makes me jest as long as I'm not the one calling them

BillyJeanKing 01-27-2010 09:31 PM

lol

well anyway i called Indian CS gai and schooled his ass on mah computer

end of story

Cez★ 01-27-2010 09:35 PM

indian desk support ftl

BillyJeanKing 01-27-2010 09:35 PM

thank you come again

no sir i won't :crossarms:

2005_Silverado 01-27-2010 09:38 PM

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[email protected] to me
show details 12:08 PM (26 minutes ago)


If u wait for me til I get paid I can do 140 n I would appreciate it a lot!!
:facepalm:

Dear Eddie XXXXX:
As indicated by your Sears Cellular Store Inside Sales representative you spoke with today, please confirm your recent order XXXXXXXXXXX for a Verizon Wireless 24-month service contract.

:pepper:

theholycow 01-27-2010 09:39 PM

The hall outside my office smells like a bag of weed. :wtf:

Cez★ 01-27-2010 09:39 PM

wtf
didnt he no say kthxbai already?


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