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its all good brah...all in the name of lulz

si pero my lulz don't give me $$, the barbzy casas give you $$

go buy/sell some :hump:

none selling here :blah:

:( ebay kills ur profits...final value fee of $17, plus paypal fees...ur down $25 :down: I listed it there but hope the second one sells on cl too

as long as you make some profit then its all good. didn't take too much time out of your life to go get them either so that is win :thumbsup:

http://providence.craigslist.org/bar/1527198523.html

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Place to stay for rides or teaching me to drive (Prov)
Date: 2009-12-28, 10:16AM EST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Ideally I'm looking for someone who can teach me how to drive in return for free room and board I grew up an orphan and have never gotten a chance to learn how to drive of course since I'm an orphan I dont have the big bucks in takes to pay a fancy driving school to teach me to drive they want $100 an hour I make $200 a week as a fulltime college student / part time worker someone who cant afford a place now but has a car and needs to save this would be perfect for its really getting to be too muh taking the bus everywhere in this cold weather

:uhoh:
http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.c...its_a_trap.jpg

http://providence.craigslist.org/bar/1536394821.html

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Lifted Neon on r4-Runner Chasis-$1,900.+99 ram 4x4 quadcab slt 90,000K (beverly mass.)
Date: 2010-01-04, 8:39AM EST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

IM LOOKING TO SELL OR TRADE MY 01 DODGE NEON SITTING ON A 84 4-RUNNER CHASIS..CHASIS HAS 90,000 MILES. NEON BODY HAS 40,000 MILES. ITS FUEL INJECTED,NEW TIRES,CUSTOM EXHAUST. NICE RIMS. INTERIOR IS GREAT SHAPE GRAY/BLACK..EXTERIOR IS A 4-DOOR AND RED....NO ROT OR RUST. BUILT RIGHT NOT A JUNK BOXSEND PICS.... WAS REVINNED BY STATE PLOICE IN N.H. FOR A 84 DODGE NEON. SO ITS ALL LEGIT STREET LEGAL...CAN TAKE ANTIQUE PLATES IF YOU WOULD LIKE...ITS A WILD CAR..READY TO GO..NEEDS SPEEDO HOOKED UP,AND A NEW DRIVER READY TO GO....BRING PLATE DRIVE HOME....HAS FLARES TIRES DONT STICK OUT HAS ABOUT 6 +++ INCHES OF LIFT WAS REGISTERED IN N.H A FEW MONTHS AGO AND GOT STICKER NO PROBLEM..PASSES N.H. STICKER.....CALL FOR INFO 978--406--2015 TRADE FOR PLOW TRUCK//LIFTED TRUCK+++++++++++++++++++

I HAVE A 98 SUPERCHARGED BUICK REGAL GS..HAS 105,000 MILES NEW OVER DRIVE PULLY ON SUPERCHARGER. ALSO HAS A CHIP. RUNS GREAT FULLY POWER. NEW TIRES. INTERIOR IS GRAY LEATHER..EXTERIOR IS MAROON, HAS A DENTED DRIVERS FENDER.GREAT CAR GREAT ON GAS NEW FRONT BRAKES..READY TO GO ITS A DAILY DRIVER.......NEEDS IDLER PULLY RUNS STILL MAY NEED ONE $31.00 DOLLARS AND A SET OF SHOCKS SOMEPOINT. DONT MISS OUT .........$14,O0 CASH NEED GONE ASAP...TRADE FOR PLOW TRUCK/LIFTED TRUCK MOBILE HOME........978--406--2015

Location: beverly mass.
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PostingID: 1536394821

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http://providence.craigslist.org/bar/1536602988.html

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Give u 20lb bag of rice for pack of marlboro 100's (Providence (Silver Lake)
Date: 2010-01-04, 11:11AM EST
Reply to: see below

broke and need to smoke. [email protected]

Location: Providence (Silver Lake
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PostingID: 1536602988

do want neon/4runner hybrid :drool:

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Yamaha Raptor Swingarm (custom made) - $350 (Imperial Ca.)
Date: 2010-01-30, 7:53PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Custom Swingarm for a Yamaha Raptor. Will fit a 2001-2005 model.
Color: Naked Medal, ready for chrome dipping or painting.
Reason for selling: Thinking about selling my quad and dont want
to put any more money into it.
Do not send emails. I'm not good about checking them.
Please call anytime before 8:00 pm. Leave message if no
answer and I'll return your call asap.

what fucking #? :roflmao:

:jester:

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I'm not sure what to say about this one...

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Originally Posted by CL

eyy you have a paint and paint sprait free

Date: 2010-01-31, 2:26PM MST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

please can you sendme your adress im interestet for this stuff tanks
or callme at 520-440-3543 whit victor.

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PostingID: 1579657164

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Originally Posted by linden (Post 43397)

[IMG]http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/scarface0640/funny%20shit/craigslist.jpg[IMG]

:uhoh:

:nono:

http://providence.craigslist.org/cto/1659966103.html
For sale: Chevy Blazer
Pictured: Mustang, Cavalier, Sierra

You must be blind cao. First pic is clearly focused on the passenger side fender rust, second pic is showing the plow (in this one I do see a cavalier wayyy in the background), and the last pic is a nice full shot of the blazer. Didn't see any Mustang or Sierra :think:

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/1713972175.html
1995 Camaro z28 on 26's - $7500 (fl)
Date: 2010-04-28, 1:51AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

1995 STATE TROOPER CAR ( VERY FAST )
26" BLADES, ONLY SET IN FLORIDA
FIBERGLASS INTERIOR
LOUD MUSIC
$7500
CALL 813-789-6995
http://images.craigslist.org/3of3pd3...fc22b91469.jpg http://images.craigslist.org/3n43m93...4cd3ee1808.jpg http://images.craigslist.org/3na3k23...50a98d1aa1.jpg

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Is that a bunch of garbage on the passenger seat?

Re: Found on Craigslist

Those blades are bamf and do want speakers blocking windshield

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Originally Posted by Juan! (Post 102435)

Those blades are bamf and do want speakers blocking windshield

me too but i want like the old brass ones like on early record players so i can ball even harder