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JayBo 02-22-2011 02:38 PM

im still baffled over my truck....

Manbearpig 02-22-2011 02:38 PM

:emobye:

Greatwhite 02-22-2011 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 250185)
im still baffled over my truck....

what had happened?

.GARY. 02-22-2011 02:44 PM

Your truck baffles me as well with those Pinche lil gremlinz it haz :nono:

JayBo 02-22-2011 02:46 PM

starter died.
I replaced

now it will spin over but won't fire.

SarkOzy 02-22-2011 02:46 PM

:wave:

JayBo 02-22-2011 02:48 PM

:hai:

SarkOzy 02-22-2011 02:56 PM

I'm so tired. pinche womenz keeping me up half the night. :picardpalm:

theholycow 02-22-2011 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by black06 (Post 250174)
diesel chevrolet cruze for 2013....thank you Holden

Nice!

Quote:

Originally Posted by .GARY. (Post 250184)
Only if she 5'3"

36-24-36? :cheeky:

JayBo 02-22-2011 03:00 PM

I went to bed at 11

Some stupid fucking stray cats woke me up fighting on my back porch. I got shotgun, snuck around the front of the house to the back porch, and let them see who was bawss.

I don't like cats anyhow, but wake me up? Then have the nerve to sit there and yell on my porch? Fuck you.

theholycow 02-22-2011 03:02 PM

DON'T HURT THE KITTAHS! :caosecurity:

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So there's this black quadrasteer Denali I've been seeing in the parking lot every day. I think the driver is some kind of extreme pothead loser. For like a week he's been driving with the passenger side mirror dangling from 18 inches of wire. Today I told him how to remove the mirror properly so it's not swinging around like that.

JayBo 02-22-2011 03:07 PM

Kittahs got off lucky. I forgot to put on my glasses so I wasn't able to make direct hit

Greatwhite 02-22-2011 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 250189)
starter died.
I replaced

now it will spin over but won't fire.

fuel pump. scheck it. you could try banging on the gas tank while you crank it, if it starts. it be da pump. have fun replacing

JayBo 02-22-2011 03:09 PM

pumps fine. It's getting plenty o fuel
THe coil packs are not firing. i've diagnosed it. Just can't find out why.

theholycow 02-22-2011 03:23 PM

The continuing saga of my remote starter:

Fucking thing wouldn't work today. WTF. Yesterday it worked from 30 feet away through 3 walls. Today it wouldn't work from 6 feet away through a single window or a single wall.

Chadster08 02-22-2011 03:23 PM

Came in here just to tell Gary that his future ex wife will be at a local mall around here tomorrow.

You have to pay 75 bucks to get her autograph and will only sign 150 of them.

So paypal me 100 bucks and I'll be in line tonight for you. :crazy:

SarkOzy 02-22-2011 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 250194)
Nice!



36-24-36? :cheeky:

Gets no better mileage than the gas version. Pass. GM fail.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 250195)
I went to bed at 11

Some stupid fucking stray cats woke me up fighting on my back porch. I got shotgun, snuck around the front of the house to the back porch, and let them see who was bawss.

I don't like cats anyhow, but wake me up? Then have the nerve to sit there and yell on my porch? Fuck you.

Hurt kitties, I hurt you. :sneaky:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greatwhite (Post 250199)
fuel pump. scheck it. you could try banging on the gas tank while you crank it, if it starts. it be da pump. have fun replacing

It has serious faults in the CAN + BUS system and won't read from the OBD port. There is a massive short or blown fusible link somewhere.

2005_Silverado 02-22-2011 03:24 PM

Re: The Chat Thread
 
:yawn: morning

black06 02-22-2011 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayBo (Post 250198)
Kittahs got off lucky. I forgot to put on my glasses so I wasn't able to make direct hit



scattergun doesn't require precision aiming :roflshrug:

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Quote:

Originally Posted by theholycow (Post 250201)
The continuing saga of my remote starter:

Fucking thing wouldn't work today. WTF. Yesterday it worked from 30 feet away through 3 walls. Today it wouldn't work from 6 feet away through a single window or a single wall.



time for new remote battery?

SarkOzy 02-22-2011 03:28 PM

hey eddeh

Chadster08 02-22-2011 03:30 PM

Eddie...you know what to do :secretshake:

SarkOzy 02-22-2011 03:43 PM

I love my job sometimes. The .gov biologists are in today and we're talking about the status of fraser fir trees in the Great Balsam Mountains of NC. :rofl2: For you n00bs, around 1900 the balsam wooly adelgid was introduced from Europe and subsequently killed off ALL of the mature fraser firs in the southeast. These trees only occur at elevations above 5500' and only in NC, TN and Mt. Rogers in VA. Luckily the seedlings will grow back, but they never reach maturity before the adelgid kills them. :mad:

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:(

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2133/...e338afc5ed.jpg

theholycow 02-22-2011 03:45 PM

My Christmas tree was a fraser fir. Good tree.

SarkOzy 02-22-2011 03:48 PM

NC is trying to stop people from collecting the cones to use for planting Christmas Trees. So many of them are being picked up, they're having a tough time regenerating naturally. Once someone figures out a way to make the trees resistant to the adelgid, they can grow into a mature forest once again.

JayBo 02-22-2011 03:51 PM

Re: The Chat Thread
 
yaybo pwns kittahs. fuckan feeline


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