Important: The Chat Thread 2

[stonehenge]

put shit under door handle, then spray it with water

then they finally get it defrosted and are like "shit, finally" and then BAM shit hands

[shootermcgavin003]

Not the same effect as gooey shit.

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[2005_Silverado]

[Cez★]

Originally Posted by theholycow

I hate that shit. I already park way in the back, but it's the last pavement row and one of only two spots visible from the little window near my cubicle. Sometimes some fuckhead decides it's his favorite space and parks there every day for a few weeks even with closer rows empty.

imo. these fucks have to be trollin

[Dubyagee]

1. Get handicap parking signs.
2. Post signs in front of their cars.
3. Call towing company for that parking lot
D. ?????
S. Profit

[Cez★]

u dont find many handicap parking spots in the back of a parking lot

[shootermcgavin003]

i like my idea

[Dubyagee]

How bout finding a mobile welder and welding all their lug nuts solid. Then poop the handles.

[Cez★]

my parking lot doenst have cameras yet

[shootermcgavin003]

cup of piss in the vents under the cowl works good too. neither is a crime fyi.

[theholycow]

Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly

cup of piss in the vents under the cowl works good too. neither is a crime fyi.

But it's not a crime! A cop told me so!

[shootermcgavin003]

well its not mischief since no damage at most it could be harrassment.

[Cez★]

"my cop friend in Ky told me its legal"

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pinche exalibur dont let me eat in peace. go eat in dining room and that foo sits around like dog next to me and my sister. after a while he gets on hind legs and reaches up to table trying to get something and/or see what we nomming. then he ends up going to other end of table and gets on table and just chills there.

is funnier cuz he hides behind teh froot bowl and just lays there pretending to be

[stonehenge]

Originally Posted by Cez★

"my cop friend in Ky told me its legal"

"We looked into your claims and unclothed redneck diss pashers don't count."

Originally Posted by Cez★

pinche exalibur dont let me eat in peace. go eat in dining room and that foo sits around like dog next to me and my sister. after a while he gets on hind legs and reaches up to table trying to get something and/or see what we nomming. then he ends up going to other end of table and gets on table and just chills there.

is funnier cuz he hides behind teh froot bowl and just lays there pretending to be

Gus needs to hurry up and mature. Foo is always causing shit with Yak and knocking shit down and doing things he isn't supposed to.

[BillyJeanKing]

bad ass yak

yak DGAF


thug life

[theholycow]

Originally Posted by stonehenge

Gus needs to hurry up and mature. Foo is always causing shit with Yak and knocking shit down and doing things he isn't supposed to.

Sonic is the only one of our 4 who completely doesn't respond to being called. He also likes to jump up onto high shelves where he doesn't belong, where the other cats don't go. Other than that and some Scrappy Doo style hyperactivity that he'll probably outgrow, he's well behaved.

[stonehenge]

Gus comes when you make a noise and try to get him to come to you, he also is the most loving cat ever at times (purring like a motherfucker, getting on peoples laps, rubbing against legs, etc) but then he gets hyperactive and causes shit and won't leave Yak alone.

Hopefully he outgrows some of the hyperness and chills out.

[Cez★]

ur cats listen? mine doesnt

[shootermcgavin003]

mine all listen to me.............except mia she is deaf though

[theholycow]

Sonic doesn't bite ever, and loves getting his belly rubbed. He DGAF about clipping his nails, just lays there and relaxes. Tons of purring and lap time. Mostly his hyperactivity isn't directed at the other cats, just rocketing around the house.

[stonehenge]

Originally Posted by theholycow

Sonic doesn't bite ever, and loves getting his belly rubbed. He DGAF about clipping his nails, just lays there and relaxes. Tons of purring and lap time. Mostly his hyperactivity isn't directed at the other cats, just rocketing around the house.

Sonic and Gus sound very similar. He plays rough with Jack but otherwise uses most of his energy running around. He also dgaf about nail clipping.

Jack is the opposite. Chill as fuck normally, loud as hell when you try to clip nails lol

[Cez★]

[BillyJeanKing]

Originally Posted by KOURKE

bad ass yak

yak DGAF


thug life

i completely fakked this up

said yak twice and meant gus

too mash drugz

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

Plus-Size Model Ashley Graham's Ad Will Appear in Sports Illustrated Swim Issue



Plus-Size Model Ashley Graham's Ad Will Appear in Sports Illustrated Swim Issue

If Kate Upton's Sports Illustrated cracked the mold when it comes to the sample-sized models who typically land near-naked magazine covers, Ashley Graham is about to shatter it. When the magazine’s annual swimsuit issue hits newsstands on Feb. 9, look for the plus-size model in its pages. The 26-year-old will be featured in an ad for swimsuitsforall, marking the first time SI will incorporate a campaign for plus-size swimwear.

“I know my curves are sexy and I want everyone else to know that theirs are too. There is no reason to hide and every reason to flaunt. The world is ready for more curves in bikinis,” the model said in a statement. “swimsuitsforall helps women feel confident and sexy in swimsuits and I am so thrilled to be a part of the #CurvesInBikinis campaign!”

Coming in at a size 16, Graham certainly stands out from the Marissa Millers, Bar Rafaelis, and Brooklyn Deckers. Her abs aren’t so defined that you can see six of them, she has boobs bigger than a B, and thighs that definitely don’t have a gap between them. Upton made a splash because her body’s dimensions wouldn’t be seen on a high-fashion runway, but they’re still not representative of a larger population of women — she’s an anomaly. The average American woman wears a size 14, much closer to Graham than Upton.

While the swimsuitsforall ad is being heralded as historic, put into perspective, it’s far from. Why would SI turn down ad dollars from anyone, especially one bound to make a splash and gain attention? The full list of models appearing in the upcoming 2015 issue have yet to be announced, but based on the confirmed models — Erin Heatherton, Nina Agdal, and Gigi Hadid — and history, none of the featured players will look anything like Graham (or a majority of women for that matter). Until it’s a premeditated choice on SI’s part, a plus size woman’s inclusion won’t be so significant.

It is, however, a strategic move on swimsuitsforall’s part. The ad puts plus-size swimwear next to thin models and surely the juxtaposition will have an impact. It also gives the brand international attention and comes at a time when consumers are calling for models to be more representative of themselves. A petition in recent weeks on Change.org has acquired thousands of signatures in hopes that Victoria’s Secret will offer larger sizes. Other retailers have listened to the demands of the market such as Target’s new line Ava & Viv, and brands like ModCloth and Torrid have made their businesses based on their breadth of sizes.

Good, I don't like stick thin anorexic bishes IMO.

[shootermcgavin003]

same............only people that really do are prob homos pedos that want to pretend the old lady is a 12 yo boy