Important: The Chat Thread 2

[stonehenge]

pretty sure those futbol fgts fake it so they can get free kicks and shit*




*the above statement is 100% pulled out of ass, idgaf about succer or any other sport

[shootermcgavin003]

fine print

[stonehenge]

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

I'm a sports fan and look down on soccer...

...and baseball.

They have to be the two most boring sports of all.

I like Football, Basketball, and Hockey though.

[BillyJeanKing]

baseball is the only sport i understand

[stonehenge]

I understand them all for the most part (idk detailed rules and shit) but i just dgaf

[BillyJeanKing]

i watch le superbowl just to have excuse to make pizza y wangz

[stonehenge]

usually will watch for commercials but now fts will just watch them on jewstoob later

[BillyJeanKing]

jewstoob FTW

[shootermcgavin003]

ncaa is all i ever watch.............dgaf a whole lot about it even

[theholycow]

Originally Posted by KOURKE

baseball is the only sport i understand

Because slow motion and lots of time to figure shit out?

[shootermcgavin003]

mexi..........mexis love baseball idk y

[MikeH]

only sport I watch is baseball. basketball is ghey, too many prima donnas like soccer

[Cez★]

i like being at baseball games than watching on tv

[theholycow]

Originally Posted by Cez★

i like being at baseball games than watching on tv

That's even worse. Then while bored you're sardine canned in with ten thousand others and paying twenty bucks for a Miller Lite.

[Cez★]

orly?


me team sucks so is pretty empty

[stonehenge]

Random lolz from Reddit (r/TIFU):

I had a meeting at work today. There were about 30 people in the meeting, and it was very important. It was only supposed to last 1-2 hours, but it went way over time. 3 hours after the meeting started, I really had to pee. But seeing as it was already an hour over time, I was confident I could hold it till the meeting was over. No one else had gotten up since the meeting started, and seeing as I've only been employed there for less than a month, I wasn't going to be the first one to do so.

After 4 hours, my bladder was about to explode. I battled myself mentally, trying to convince myself to just go pee, while the other half of me didn't want to make a bad impression this early in my career. Right as I was about to jump up and just go for it, they wrapped up the meeting. As soon as they dismissed, I jumped from my seat and ran straight to the bathroom.

I started unzipping before i had barely made it into the bathroom, and I was already peeing 2 steps from the urinal. I settled in at the urinal and unleashed a fire-hydrant load of urine. Apparently I wasn't the only one who had to use the restroom, because there were more and more people coming in and using the toilets or standing along the wall behind me, waiting for the urinal to open up.

Not wanting to stand there and pee forever, I tensed up by bladder, peeing as hard and as fast as I could. I guess when you do this you also hold your breath. Either way, I pushed way too hard, for way too long. I started getting really light headed and lost my balance. I took 2 steps back and passed out, falling straight on my back. I was probably only passed out in the floor for less than 5 seconds, but that was plenty enough time for about 10 of my coworkers to see me stumble back, fall in the floor with my dick hanging out of my pants, and then piss into the air like an angel statue in a park all over myself and the floor. I'm not sure I can show my face there tomorrow.

Tl;dr Tried to pee too hard, showed my dick to my coworkers, and pissed all over myself.

Edit- I was feeling better about the situation after reading some of your comments until I realized that someone had to clean up my urine after I left. Omgomgomg

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[Cez★]

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

Most of the time when I'm just dicking around at the house I have SportsCenter or something on ESPN turned on all the time.

[Cez★]

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

Originally Posted by Juan!

Random lolz from Reddit (r/TIFU):





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That is fantastic.



Bookmarked that reddit page for future lol's too.

[stonehenge]

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[theholycow]

Originally Posted by Juan!

Random lolz from Reddit (r/TIFU):





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[shootermcgavin003]

baseball is better in person will say that.....

[stonehenge]