Important: The Chat Thread 2

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

Good cause I never want to get married...or have kids. I fucking hate kids.

[stonehenge]

I haz married but DNW kids ever.

[shootermcgavin003]

kids aside..........why not married?

[Cez★]

Roflmao. So I got an email to deal with some shit that hadnt been looked at for a week.


I get around to working that shit around 2:30. I reply that I did what needed to be done just now at about 4


Got a reply one minute later Along the lines of "thank you so much for a speedy reply!!!!!! Have a WONDERFUL day!!!"



Me thinkz they mad. Gonna email them tomorrow morning like 14 hours after

[shootermcgavin003]

either they are like us and dicks or that was pretty fast compared to the usual.

[Cez★]

meh. i had other shit to do throughout the day. and i kinda slacked off for an hour before getting to it. just funny how sarcastic that email came through as. will be win when i reply tomorrow

[theholycow]

Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly

just cause he drives a stick dont make him straight.

Shifter is phallic and I grab knob.

Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly

dont feel bad its not a whole lot better when your married. shit happens once to twice a month and you get a honeydo list a mile long or thats gone too.

I don't get much honeydo list but we are both lazy mofos.

[shootermcgavin003]

shit i do but she does help

[theholycow]

She was admitted to hospital for diverticulitis. Turns out this hospital doesn't let spouse stay 24/7, I have to obey regular visiting hours. So far no bouncer has flung me out the door. I hate to leave her alone at the hospital. Besides being scary and boring and lonely, twice (once today) I've gone for nurse attention in emergencies where she would have not (because unable)...I need to be there for her. Not like I'm gonna successfully fall asleep at home without her anyway, might as well fail to sleep while sitting on chair next to her bed.

[Cez★]

we miss something? waifu ok?

[theholycow]

You didn't miss anything, I just didn't post anything leading up to that post. Not ok but hopefully IV antibiotics will fix her so no surgery necessary.

[Cez★]

oh shet. hope she pull through

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

TIFU by doing scat play with my wife when her brother came over for a surprise visit. (NSFW) (maybe somewhat NSFL?) (self.tifu)

submitted 10 hours ago by shittiest_scientist

So my wife and I were doing scat play with each other (I know, it's gross to everybody else) and had gotten ourselves covered. The two of us had ear plugs in so it wouldn't get in our ears (learned that the hard way) and as a result we couldn't hear anything. We were doing anal as she "relieved" herself, and while this was happening her brother unlocked the door and came in to surprise us, only to see what we were doing. We didn't see him because her back was to him, and I couldn't see around her. A few hours later we got a text about it, and now things are extremely awkward.

TL;DR: brother in law walked in on his sister shitting onto my dick, as well as the both of us covered in it.

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Brother is scared for life, won't see shit the same way again.

[Cez★]

groce

[stonehenge]

Originally Posted by theholycow

You didn't miss anything, I just didn't post anything leading up to that post. Not ok but hopefully IV antibiotics will fix her so no surgery necessary.

I hope your wifey is okay

I'm guessing this has to do with the clear liquid diet you mentioned a day or two ago?

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[Cez★]

fak. been buying shit for dads tr0k. ordered the window panel switches.

nao all i need is new lock cylinder. and i guess to fix the window. then it should be all good. i hope. fkn $100 for the door panel things cuz of teh power fold option

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well, then i guess i have to get dad to not be lazy doosh and get the shit installed lol.

i htink i can do the panel things. but idk about teh handle/lock and window

[theholycow]

Originally Posted by Juan!

I hope your wifey is okay

I'm guessing this has to do with the clear liquid diet you mentioned a day or two ago?

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Yup.

Stern nurse came to tell me I had to leave at 11:20pm. Wifey cried as I left.

I get home and look up visiting hours.
"General visiting hours are 2 p.m. - 8 p.m."
Dafuq. Do they really expect me to wait until 2pm to see her?

[TATERNATER]

as her hubbie, "Immediate family," u dot have to leave. my wife stayed while i was recovering in 2008, and my dad never left when i had surgery in 98.

[theholycow]

That's what I said, they disagreed. The stern nurse at the end said because it's a shared room it's not fair to the other person.

[Cez★]

Well have the other person bring their family too. Douchers

[stonehenge]

Originally Posted by Cez★

fak. been buying shit for dads tr0k. ordered the window panel switches.

nao all i need is new lock cylinder. and i guess to fix the window. then it should be all good. i hope. fkn $100 for the door panel things cuz of teh power fold option

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well, then i guess i have to get dad to not be lazy doosh and get the shit installed lol.

i htink i can do the panel things. but idk about teh handle/lock and window

You're fixing his truck? What kind of truck?

Originally Posted by theholycow

Yup.

Stern nurse came to tell me I had to leave at 11:20pm. Wifey cried as I left.

I get home and look up visiting hours.
"General visiting hours are 2 p.m. - 8 p.m."
Dafuq. Do they really expect me to wait until 2pm to see her?

that's pretty shitty. Can you call/text/IM or something at least?

Originally Posted by theholycow

That's what I said, they disagreed. The stern nurse at the end said because it's a shared room it's not fair to the other person.

The beds have wheels. Roll the other person into the hallway and then you won't bother them.

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[theholycow]

Can IM. Anyway, I am back with her, nobody stopped me coming in at 8:30.

[stonehenge]

Rick be like:

[shootermcgavin003]

Originally Posted by theholycow

She was admitted to hospital for diverticulitis. Turns out this hospital doesn't let spouse stay 24/7, I have to obey regular visiting hours. So far no bouncer has flung me out the door. I hate to leave her alone at the hospital. Besides being scary and boring and lonely, twice (once today) I've gone for nurse attention in emergencies where she would have not (because unable)...I need to be there for her. Not like I'm gonna successfully fall asleep at home without her anyway, might as well fail to sleep while sitting on chair next to her bed.

sucks dood now she cant eat anything with seeds. she will shit her guts out for months after the hospital due to loosing all the bacteria in her gut.

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that hospital is gay it sounds.

scat story.........would just be like my sister is dead to me now.

[theholycow]

Originally Posted by nekkidhillbilly

sucks dood now she cant eat anything with seeds. she will shit her guts out for months after the hospital due to loosing all the bacteria in her gut.

Could give her fecal transplant.