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04-10-2010, 09:26 PM | #1 |
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Back when I was but a calf...
I was rooting around for stuff in my basement and found a tape: Snap - World Power. So, like any red-blooded American, I decided to use up some bandwidth and listen on Youtube instead.
I don't remember the video, but I must have watched it plenty. Video's really dumb. The music isn't as awful as I remember. Video page Full screen I remember a stream of the worst obscenities in this song, and I remember thinking the crackhead sounded cool. Now I think the crackhead sounds like a fucking crackhead, and I can't find the swears...is this a cleaned up version or is my memory faulty? Video page Full screen I used to crank that in my room. I don't know how my parents tolerated it. I don't think I understood the "hard as Chinese math" line back then. Why would anyone ever say "opala"? I know I never knew what the lady was saying at the end after the bit about little miss Muffet...so imagine my surprise as I was listening and realized they were reciting the Andrew Dice Clay bit? Along came a spider, sat down beside her, and said "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?" Video page Full screen Additionally, my cousin had a neighbor named Amy who was almost the same age as me and I wanted her. Not because she was hot, just because she was breathing. When the verse about having sex with Amy played I couldn't stop thinking of her. Now I can't remember what she looked like other than that she wasn't very attractive. How do you feel? I feel black! Yo yo yo yo yo G yo G, where's da bass? Video page Full screen Oh, hey, there's a Led Zeppelin sample. Cool. Come to think of it, there was a synth solo that I think came from a Pink Floyd song in one of the songs posted above. (still listening) Oh hey, there's another Zeppelin sample! Well, I thought that stream of obscenities might have been in this song, but it wasn't. ...and of course, how can you listen to Snap and not listen to a C+C Music Factory song? Video page Full screen
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04-10-2010, 10:03 PM | #2 |
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cool thread bro
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04-10-2010, 10:51 PM | #3 |
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LOL, this just turned up:
Video page Full screen That's so awful that I couldn't listen through it. Video page Full screen That one wouldn't be so awful if they just sped up the tempo by about 30%. Video page Full screen Retro, dude! Video page Full screen The birth of the modern douche? Video page Full screen If anyone posts Boyz II Men in this thread...
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04-10-2010, 11:00 PM | #4 |
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all of those were/still are the shit
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04-10-2010, 11:47 PM | #6 |
I'd hit it...
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Fools be talking about 80's & 90's without mentioning Tone Loc?!? Wonder if this thread should be included in the wtf?!? thread...
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04-10-2010, 11:49 PM | #7 |
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Tone Loc = WIN! He didn't come to mind when I stumbled on these lame old cassette tapes.
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04-11-2010, 05:31 PM | #8 |
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fat boys foo
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04-11-2010, 05:39 PM | #9 |
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I wasn't going for a general purpose 80s rap/"R&B"/dance thing here, I was going for cheese that's actually not that bad, but since Tone Loc came in and kept it real we might as well have some kickass Fat Boys.
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04-13-2010, 11:44 PM | #10 |
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fatboys and anthrax be my first cassettes i ever bought
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