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11-15-2011, 02:21 AM | #1 |
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Pontiac Aztek: Ahead of its time
Remember the Pontiac Aztek? Remember how it was a miserable failure? It was a crossover SUV before the category existed. It was everything that vehicles are now, back then.
Remember in Back To The Future when Marty jumped on stage and played Johnny B. Goode and the crowd was like WTF and Marty was like "Oh...uh, sorry, guess you guys aren't ready for that yet."? Well, that's the Aztek. Its minivan functionality, car-based construction, transverse engine, etc are all found in the most popular SUVs and crossovers on the market today. Hell, even its ugly duckling angular styling (back in a day when everything was rounded and smooth) is found on modern vehicles.... Pontiac Aztek: $43,000 Acura MDX with similar styling: And this Nissan Juke isn't significantly more ugly? Audi Q3 anyone: What about the Infiniti FX50? Where's the laughing backlash on these turds? Where's the "ugliest car" awards?
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11-15-2011, 02:32 AM | #2 | |
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those all need to be driven off the nearest cliffs and the people driving em need their balls and or ovaries snipped
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11-15-2011, 03:08 AM | #3 |
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Cao is attentive and makes valid point.
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11-15-2011, 04:37 AM | #4 |
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I'd drive the 1st gen FX45 or FX35.
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11-15-2011, 05:14 AM | #5 |
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cool story cao
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11-15-2011, 06:03 AM | #6 |
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Still think Aztec is fuck ton uglier than the others. Plus Aztecs were bamf warriors. Is like if Toyota named the Prius the Toyota Bacon. Fuckin disgrace...
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I suspect if you threw some 20 inch wheels and another manufacturer's badge on it, with no other modifications you could put it on the market right now and it would succeed in spite of people knowing it's really the Aztec.
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11-15-2011, 03:23 PM | #10 | |
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Because it really was a disaster
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11-15-2011, 04:31 PM | #11 |
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Your moms cunt was a disaster after I got done with it
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Your asshole will be too when I'm finished
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You don't think geyrey will be jealous?
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11-15-2011, 04:41 PM | #15 | |
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11-15-2011, 04:45 PM | #16 |
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cez gon' raep dat anUz
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11-15-2011, 05:11 PM | #17 |
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i remeber reading an article awhile back about the aztec being ahead of its time... deja vu
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11-15-2011, 11:41 PM | #18 |
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it was but you gotta think gm had success with the same concept the buick had good success
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rendezvous can die too plz
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11-16-2011, 12:02 AM | #20 |
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i agree i dont like either but i do see what cao is saying
but all new cars are ugly anyhow
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two words: sek-zy
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my first car
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