Important: The Chat Thread 2

[BillyJeanKing]

food stump curdz be srsbns

[stonehenge]

I once stabbed this foo at the check cashing place when he try to take my foostemps

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[shootermcgavin003]

[Cez★]

Went to see new transformers. Shits like 3 hours. Got out at like 10:40 or something. Then went and nommed whataburger. Got home like at 11:30

[stonehenge]

you was at the club grindin on bishes

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[theholycow]

Cez was home grinding on the couch.

[Cez★]

[stonehenge]

grinding on dakimakura

[MikeH]

sup

[Cez★]

Ohai

[stonehenge]

today is friday because 4OJ

[MikeH]

My Friday started Monday.

[TATERNATER]

mine was yesterday, soooo....



DON'T GIVE ANY OF THE FUCKS!

[Cez★]

Fak u 2 fgts

[M.B Co]

Doesn't have to poop>Eats Chipotle>

[Cez★]

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

TIFU by participating in the "Cold Water Challenge" (self.tifu)

submitted 9 hours ago by Airman822

Today I was nominated to do the cold water challenge. If you don't know what this is, it's this tread going around Facebook and what not. Basically what happens is once you get nominated by a friend or family member (who we're nominated by someone else), you have twenty-four hours to submit a video of you jumping into or dunking some form of cold water on yourself. If you fail to post a video, you must donate $100 to a charity of the nominators choosing. Anyway, I was nominated today, so after work I filmed my video and went to upload it on Facebook. Only, I didn't upload that video, I uploaded a video of myself masturbating for my girlfriend.

Holy fucking shit...

[stonehenge]

:closeenough:

[Cez★]

[Cez★]

mom just walked in on me watching pr0n :pokerface:

[stonehenge]

Hopefully pen0r not in full view

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[Cez★]

nope. too small

[Chevrolet Fanatic]

TIFU by masturbating with my mother-in-law underwear over my face (self.tifu)

submitted 14 hours ago * by tifu_for_real

Apologies for not creating an explicit topic, I just not sure how can I even summarize it for the topic.

My wife and I are married for five years. We have good relationships, all casual and stuff. I'm a fairly sexual person, so she know I'm a bit kinky and can get out of line at some points, yet she didn't expect this.

This week we are hosting her mother, which came to town. She sleeps at the guest room, which is a door next to our bedroom. Now let me describe her mother to you: late 40s or early 50s, blonde with a beautiful face and very well kept body. Maybe I'm a bit biased, but for me she is the perfect MILF. Yea, like you figured it out, one of my kinks is MILFs and I cannot be more attracted to her mother.
Anyway, today's morning they went together to shopping in town and left me home alone. Obviously, masturbation time. But this time, let's try to be creative. Let's be original. How can I spice up my masturbation time? I think for a bit and realizing I got heavily turned on by the idea of smelling my wife's mom dirty underwear. God that a glorious idea!

One thing lead to another, and here I am picking up in my mother-in-law suitcase, trying to find a dirty underwear I can use. Apparently she kept the dirty laundry well inside her suitcase, so I had to put many things out on the carpet, in order, so I could put it in perfectly once I'm done. But then I find it, find the treasure I was looking for.
1 minute later I'm in the living room (my preferred fapping zone), lubricated, with my wife mom's red sexy smelly underwear over my face, turned on like... wow.

In what seemed to be a perfect timing, just when I'm about to 'launch my rockets', I hear the quick click of the door lock, flat's door open, with my wife, her best friend and her mom stepping in armed with their shopping begs. It took few more seconds for them to realize I'm there, naked and trying to cover myself with my mother-in-law red underwear while dripping on the floor. I literally got the orgasm the second they entered the flat.
It was the most embarrassing moment in the history of the human kind. For everyone, and especially for me.
Wife's mom is moving to hotel to let me and my wife "sort out things". My wife is mad and confused. I cannot stop lol'ing in my head like it wasn't me, out of sheer deep embarrassment. Jee.
So, TIFU deeply by masturbating with my mother-in-law underwear over my face.

Edit: to all you guys who are asking, it's a known fact that I'm retarded and tactless but kinda funny irl (just irl, i suck at storytelling though, sorry!), my wife also know that I'm kinky as hell and horny as fuck, so while it's a huge shock, it has humorous edges that all parties can appreciate. I think it's going to be fine after all, an eternal joke and embarrassment at dinners, but a flattered mother-in-law, a wife that thinks "oh well, I married this stupid fuck by choice" and a friend that no one cares about. At least life are not boring. I think I'm going to survive this one.

Edit 2: leave my english alone. I'm not redneck, I just don't speak english very well and am not the smartest man ever like you could figure. merci beaucoup!

No words...

[Cez★]

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/polic...orture-her-dad


nigas be crazy

---------- Post added at 11:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:34 PM ----------

Originally Posted by Chevrolet Fanatic

No words...

:thafk:

i wouldve asked for help from milf in law

[theholycow]

Well, it's good that he'll still be attracted to his wife in 20 years.

---------- Post added at 08:34 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:25 AM ----------

Cez...