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Old 07-24-2014, 11:49 AM   #1
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Lets start with a "great" one

"You can see the great wall of china from space"

False - This one just makes no damned sense and if you ever believed it you should be ashamed of yourself

http://www.universetoday.com/25364/c...na-from-space/

http://www.snopes.com/science/greatwall.asp

TL;DR cliffs: The great wall is too narrow to be seen from space. It would be like claiming you can see the street you live on from space.
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Old 07-24-2014, 04:27 PM   #2
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would be better to post local urban legends.
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Old 07-24-2014, 08:37 PM   #3
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fakk you NHB. post yo own shit

Ok, i got another one:

You guys ever heard that sagging pants comes from prison culture. The story(lie) goes liek dis. Inmates sag their britches to signify that they are down for ghey buttsekz.

FALSE

It makes absolutely no sense and whats so funny about it is that so many people believe it and spread it as if its the gospel truth. When I was in school we were told this lie over and over again. Teachers who are responsible for giving young people the right info just ran with this unverified pack of lies.

Let's take a second to disprove this myth with the one and only point that needs to be made:

Why would an inmate have to signal that they wanted buttsekz? From what I know about prison the one getting buttsekzed has no say in whether or not he gets buttsekzed. These people are in prison because they break the rules so why in god's name would they sit around in the yard and pick and choose who to buttfuck based on the location of their trousers.

And finally if you think i'm just blowing smoke up your ass then i'll tell you where sagging pants really came from. Ready for this...prison.

That's right, it really did come from prison and not for the dumbass reason most people think.

When you go to prison you don't get a tailor made jumpsuit or pants. You get whatever is closest to your size. Oftentimes that size is "good enough" but not perfect. If your pants are are a little loose then guess what they are going to do...sag.

One other reason sagging pants from prison is because most prisons don't give inmates belts or shoelaces(braided) in fear that prisoners will use them to hang themselves or other inmates.

My explanation makes WAY more sense than the idiotic bunch of bullshit some idiot started one day.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp
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Old 07-24-2014, 09:00 PM   #4
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That one gets spread by people who disapprove of sagging pants. As far as I can tell, it's a style chosen by the sort of people who are likely to end up behind bars anyway. Aren't these the people who do bad things and then run? Wouldn't it be good to hobble them by convincing them to wear their pants so low that the crotch is at their knees? I say, encourage it!
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That one gets spread by people who disapprove of sagging pants. As far as I can tell, it's a style chosen by the sort of people who are likely to end up behind bars anyway. Aren't these the people who do bad things and then run? Wouldn't it be good to hobble them by convincing them to wear their pants so low that the crotch is at their knees? I say, encourage it!
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Kourke don't like people thinking he likes the homo sex of the butt because he ssags his jawnz
Just to verify, I don't support exposed asses I just don't like how people believe everything they're told...SHEEP
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